Alexis Luthor (Michael William Rosenbaum):..".. Superman stands for.. Truth, Justice .. and the American Way.. hmm.. truth.. William Marston made an exhaustive, fascinating study of the principle of truth in the human condition.."
eve tessmacher (gabrielle anwar):...".. leexx.. did.. William Marston really invent the lie detector.. because I don't want him to.. "..
Alexis Luthor (Michael William Rosenbaum): ..".. I'm thinking of that.. and yet.. as you well know.. ms. tessmacher... I don't have to explain this to you.. sorry... Marston gave Wonder Woman a golden lasso of obedience.. in which the person inside the lasso was compelled to obey the directions of the person holding the lasso.. the.. the 'lie detector' qualities of the golden lasso.. where the person inside the lasso was compelled to only tell the truth.. that quality of the golden lasso.. as you well know.. eve tessmacher.."
eve tessmacher (gabrielle anwar):..".. originated with the Lynda Carter Wonder Woman television show.. she was the very first Wonder Woman to use the golden lasso to ... to help people say the truth when they.. they were inside the lasso.. leeexxx.. what about the person that Marston used his lie detector to prove innocent of murder.. is that how Marston wanted to use his lie detector.. the only way... is that.. possible.. to prove people innocent of crimes.. or of.. murder...?.."...
Alexis Luthor (Michael William Rosenbaum):..".. ahh.. you're right.. ms. tessmacher .. Marston was a gentle soul.. hmm.. what would Charles Baudelaire and William Blake have to say about truth.. which Superman and William Marston stand for... Nietzche wrote that Convictions were greater enemies to truth than lies.."..
eve tessmacher (gabrielle anwar):.. -.. delighted -... ".. oiiyyy.. thanks lex.. I remember that now.. it's been so, so very long since I read that quote by Nietzsche.. one of the very first writings by Nietzsche.. I ever read in my whole life.. why i always thought he was so.. memorable.."..
Alexis Luthor (Michael William Rosenbaum):..".. hmm... I wonder what Nietzsche or Blake.. or.. or.. Baudelaire. would have to say about .. Justice.. the second thing that Superman stands for.. sorry.. if I'm changing the subject.. ms. tessmacher.."
eve tessmacher (gabrielle anwar):...".. ohh... you're not.. leexx..."....
Alexis Luthor (Michael William Rosenbaum): ..".. what would Mirabeau.. Thoreau.. Emerson.. Babeuf.."..
eve tessmacher (gabrielle anwar):..".. heh.. sorry.. babeuf.. I wonder if he apologized to Marie Antoinette.."
Alexis Luthor (Michael William Rosenbaum):..".. oh dear.. babeuf.. he can't have written that despicable, atrocious, vile thing he was supposed to have said about Marie Antoinette..."..
eve tessmacher (gabriell anwar):..".. leexxx.. maybe he did.."..
Alexis Luthor (Michael William Rosenbaum):..- overwhelmed with Rosenbaum emotion -.. ".. he can't.. he can't... it's not right... hmm.. what would Alexis de Toqueville have written about justice.. or edmund burke.. who I have.. regretfully.. never read.. "..
eve tessmacher (gabrielle anwar): ...".. leexx... I like it when you talk about how justice might be a bad thing in respect to the french revolution... "...
Alexis Luthor (Michael William Rosenbaum):..".. thanks .. eve.. hmm.. 'the american way'.. the american way means.. Lady Liberty.. so I am absolutely ecstatic that Superman stands for.. the american way.."...
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... okay.. Tony Stark.. Tony Stark has NEVER been a hero.. Tony Stark can only be one thing and the one thing he truly is.. a MONSTER... Tony Stark markets himself as a hero thru Stark enterprises... that's the.. it's.. like.. he once had to .. he needed to.. prove that he wasn't an iron man... that he wasn't inhuman.. that he was .. he said he'd spend forty issues.. he called them "units".. he'd spend forty "units"... working for his humanity.. it's like that with tony.. stark...
.. ohh.. the Viktor von Doom.. he's not even.. the villain idea is not even.. I can't even stress enough how he's not.. how sometimes their is a character who's the hero the central hero of this universe and nobody even thinks of him as otherwise.. and.. okay.. Viktor von Doom is the benevolent dictator of a country to which he has brought decades of peace and prosperity.. that's first.. also.. their's great fear in this country which he rules but the fear is not from him.. it's from the rest of the world which is not even close to being as sane as this country.. Latveria.. and.. okay.. more later about.. viktor..
... Spider-man is obsessed with the villains being heroes... being top-echelon heroes.. it's a personal torment to Spider-man who finds himself being on call 24/7 as Spider-man and he doesn't get a minute or a milisecond off from his career being Spider-man.. and he has no choice when he's Peter Parker he still has to be Spider-man.. full-time.. full-time.. their is no more full-time hero than Spider-man.. and.. Spider-man has DEFINITELY had periods of criminal insanity but that's not his fault.. it's the beyond-horror stress of his.. occupation...
... okay.. this is silly .. their is not only one.. their is a whole ARMY of Captain America's.. the Super-soldier program has always been in full effect.. maybe not since World War II.. but soon after the Stan Lee / Steve Dikto Captain America realized that he couldn't live his life as Captain America and it was way, way, way too big for him.. to surreal.. to beyond him...
... Wonder Woman.. okay.. she's brainwashed but it can only be from her own golden lasso.. also.. she's the chief suicide-risk in comics.. I really hate to say it but Wonder Woman has to star fighting men... I'm literally on pins-and-needles terrified that Wonder Woman is going to commit suicide every.. single.. time.. she fights another woman...
.. beautiful, emotional music - emotional music mix vol. 2... is also the quintessential, official music of..
Harry Knowles:.. ".. hey.. hi.. young kal-el (everest raudsepp).. it's me.. harry knowles... I want to tell you what it was like for me to read some Wonder Woman comic books written by Steve Orlando.. which had some deceptively basic-style writing.. i mean.. it's like.. the writing had a simple-style to it.. but these Wonder Woman comic books written by Steve Orlando are confusing as hell.. sorry... I admire these comic books greatly.. and consider their deceptively simplistic-style dialogue to be truly labyrinthine... and.. the comic book that I focused on was Wonder Woman's final battle with.. the Cheetah.. with barbara ann minerva.. this was a long, long, long protracted battle she'd been having with the Cheetah written by excellent Wonder Woman-scribe.. G. Willow Wilson.. and now Steve Orlando was finishing the epic.. and it was so .. overwhelming to read this comic book.. like I honestly did not understand it.. I honestly did not understand this comic book.. I honestly did not understand what the Cheetah was saying.. or what Wonder Woman was saying .. and a third character called... 'Silencer'.. I think I understand what she was saying.. but.. at the same time.. I'm not sure.. I honestly.. to be honest.. I did not understand what these three characters.. were doing.. at all.. at all .. in this Steve Orlando-written Wonder Woman comic book .. the conclusion-arc.. of the Wonder Woman-Cheetah battle-saga.. and.. it was such a hard, hard, so very, very hard comic book to read .. was this Wonder Woman comic book written by Steve Orlando.. and then .. finished the comic.. the battle was still .. unresolved.. and I started reading another Steve Orlano written Wonder Woman comic book.. this one about.. Wonder Woman's battle with a woman named.. Valda.. and.. it was so very, very exhausting for me to read this comic book.. yet another Wonder Woman-battle comic book.. that I had to put it down.. and postpone my reading of any future Steve Orlando-written Wonder Woman comic books..."...
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pages 61 to page 70.. of the text of "Basic Trigonometry".. written by Hall and Knight... or by Knight and Hall.. page 61 to page 70 .. is for ewen bremer ted kord.. sob sob.. is for ewen bremer ted kord.. sob sob sob sob sob...
.. page 71 to page 79.. or page 71 to page 80.. or maybe page 70 to page 79.. of the text of "Basic Trigonometry".. written by Hall and Knight .. or by Knight and Hall .. is for Megan Gale diana of themiscrya.. sob sob sob.. for diana of themiscyra megan gale.. sob sob sob...
.. page 80 or page 81 to page 89.. is for "Amazons Attack" - nude monica bellucci nude queen hippolyta.. of the text of "Basic Trigonometry".. written by Hall and Knight.. or by Knight and Hall..
.. and page 90 to page 99 or to page 100.. is for Nude Giganta Nude Alexandria Nell Nude Doris Zeul (Nude Sascha Renzscha).. of the text of "Basic Trigonometry".. written by Hall and Knight .. or by Knight and Hall..
.. the new doris zeul four.. the new nude doris zeul four.. sob sob sob sob...
.. thru outer space.. Kal-el (everest raudsepp).. in his starship.. he hears the Rokk Tronic singers singing these words..
..".. kate moss.."..
Kal-el (everest raudsepp).. reflects...
.. he sees lara (emmanuelle beart) on the screen..
.. lara (emmanuelle beart):..".. I want to pre-empt something... Kal-el.. wonderful son kal-el.. I want to talk to you about the marvelous text of Kluwer Academic publishers on earth.. plant-microbe interactions.. "
.. the Rokk Tronic singers sing these words..
.. ".. poison ivy..."..
.. lara (emmanuelle beart): .. ".. yes.. greg rucka did explain that Poison ivy communicates with plant bacteria and with blue-green algea and perhaps even with substances that aren't plant or vegetation that don't belong in the plant kingdom at all.. such as fungus's and mushrooms.... oh darling Kal-el.. you can definitely eat mushrooms.. you can definitely eat mushrooms.. how about warm cooked macrobiotic mushrooms.. oh mushrooms they must be macrobiotic.. I know eggplants are strictly forbidden by the macrobiotic diet.. but they have a point.. egplant parmesian.. invariably gives you horrible, awful, endless, horrific nightmares that you just can't escape while dreaming .. if you fall asleep right after eating eggplant parmesian.. I'm begging you.. wonderful Kal-el.. I'm begging mercy of you.. Kal-el.. NEVER eat eggplant parmesian just before going to sleep.. never ever EVER... but eat warm cooked spicy with herbal seasonings or.. with.. i mean.. warm cooked macrobiotic mushrooms... or eat mushrooms raw.. poison ivy would eat mushrooms yes she would.. yes.. yes she would.. "
.. the Rokk tronic singers sing these words thru outer space..
.. ".. poison ivy.."
.. lara (emmanuelle beart): ..".. also.. poison ivy cannot kill police officers.. not to avenge the deaths of two young boys who she loved... it's dangerous horrifically beyond-comprehension dangerous for poison ivy that she did that.."..
.. the Rokk tronic singers sing these words..
.. ".. greg rucka poison ivy..."
.. lara (emmanuelle beart):..".. comic books are not based in the stuff of reality.. you can't tell police officers on earth while having conversations with them that poison ivy killed police officers.. their is not a single police officer on ANY planet not just on earth on ANY planet that you can tell that to.. in conversation with them.. you can't even mention the name... the words... "frank miller".. to any police officer EVER.."..
.. the Rokk tronic singers sing these words..
...".. frank mill- FUCK!!!..."..
.. lara (emmanuelle beart):.. ".. it's not realistic.. I am going to show you a realistic man.. in a real-earth.. not a comic book imaginary earth.. but in the actual real earth.. he is .. hanno.. ahania.. their he is.. he is sitting in a Tim Hortons coffee shop.. their are two amiable police officers sitting at the other end of the coffee shop.. okay... he just said the word.. "connecticut".. out loud.. that's all he did... that's the only word he mentioned.. the word.. "connecticut".. out loud.. okay.. he is waiting .. he is waiting about five minutes.. seven minutes.. five minutes... maybe less.. okay.. he is getting up from his seat at Tim Hortons.. he is going to the door leading outside.. he just left Tim Hortons.. he is walking on the sidewalk out of the view of the police officers still sitting in the Tim Hortons coffee shop.. ahh.. okay... he is now running across the street to go to the Subway Restaurant.. - Safe!..."..
.. - Batman can't kill police officers either...
Julian glover:..".. Kal-el... don't trust Superman.. I found out about Superman.. "
Teri Hatcher:..".. kal-el .. don't trust Superman.. you don't know what happened on 'Lois and Clark'..."..
.. Julian glover:..".. doctor strange was trying to warn us about Superman.. I wish Batman hadn't.."..
Lois Brianne lane (Victoria brianne "Snoopy" Hill):.. - shows up as a hallucination / hologram -....".. young kal-el.. they are mistaken.. the monster is Lois Lane.. not Superman.. Superman is a battered husband..."...
Jennifer Lopez:..".. it's when Jennifer Lopez.. of all people.. makes a movie called.. "Enough".. .and it literally does mean.. enough already.. and jennifer lopez .. of all people.. and it's a red flag.. for a threshold that has been reached.. and it's jennifer lopez.. and.. then... what cancels all that..
Phoebe Cates: - on David Letterman -.. silently, crying, to herself - ".. it's my male co-star.. in the movie.. 'Paradise'.. " - quickly, to David Letterman -..".. but nobody knows what that movie is..."...
.. evil music mix 10.. is also the quintessential, official music of..
Hellcat (Sunyata Herzegovenia):..".. THOMAS!! - no .. you don't bring back Batwoman.. you don't bring her back.. you don't bring her back..
.. sob sob sob..
.. pre-crisis.. her and Thomas blake.. pre-crisis.. silver age.. they were.. boyfriend and girlfriend.. Thomas Blake and her.. sob..
.. sob sob sob sob sob..."...
.. evil music mix 10.. is also the quintessential, official music of..
.. emma frost (savanna samson).. is one of the most powerful telepathic minds on the planet... she's even more powerful a telepath.. than Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart).. which means she could NEVER be ..
.. a better teacher than Xavier..
.. never ever ever ever..
.. ever ever ever ever ever...
.. ever ever ever...
.. for their is brutality in such immense, leviathan telepathic..
power
.. the enigma TNG - Mysterious Girl.. is also the quintessential, official music of..
Tom Cruise:..".. it's real.. Scientology is a satanic, sadistic, horrifying, boy-raping cult.. and no one in the Milky way Galaxy.. and beyond.... is more deeply ingrained in the very core marrow of Scientology.. than Hollywood actor Tom Cruise..."
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.. the real mad hatter.. the real mad hatter.. the real mad hatter.. issue #823 mad hatter..
the real mad hatter:..".. and you DON'T know what I think about this fat-ass dustin hoffman who's only scene as lenny bruce was talking about a judge's body... you DON'T know what I think about THIS dustin hoffman not getting his FAT ASS out of the vicinity of Hollywood.. and he is the one person the mad hatter should use vocabulary like this about on Krypton.."...
Magistrate Lor-Van (Paul Schofield):..".. I want to talk about an earth-film named.. "Porky's".. only "Porky's 1".. please.. only "Porky's 1".. it was meant.. to be.. an honest, legitimate heart-felt, earnest portrait of honest college-life.. as serious a movie as was Henry Jame's novel as serious as his novel "Portrait of a Lady".. was the original and even much sustained into the final film-product the film "Porky's 1"... now.. one of the most nefarious women in the Milky Way galaxy is the 47-year old Winona Ryder.. and when they do a remake of "Porky's 1".. they are going to cast her in the role that properly belongs.. to Kathy Bates.. because.. after all.. this Winona Ryder is 47-years old.. after all.. all of this has to do with greatly in large leviathan-sense has to do with Saul Bellow's grandiose, grandiloquent vision of Madelaine Herzog.. now.. Nude Lara (Nude Emmanuelle Beart).. I am very glad your son of the Kryptian name Henry the fifth CaveThokk aka Kal-ul.. that he is here to hear me say all this.. altho he has yet be born.. birthed into this world.. and he is by far the second child of the two siamese-twins baby lois lane baby savanna samson and baby-braveson Kal-el.. for "Porky's 1" aspired to be a Sakala production.. a film wholly constistent with the text and charter of Tartu College on Bloor Street right beside Spadina in Metropolitan Toronto... the missions-statement of "Porky's 1" .. was to butcher and eradicate the Feminazi butchery of young twenty-year old fraternity pledges before this Auschwitz-human atrocity .. even.. could begin.. on the internet.. and "Porky's 1".. it wanted to portray true college life honestly and truly.. with the whole text of.. I have to stop - talking..."...
Doctor Jax Kru-ell (Viggo Mortensen):..".. Magistrate Lor-Van... I am presently corresponding with earth Reverend riverrun riverrun Reverand William S. Gainsford (Chad Michael Murray).. and I am far from certain that the first Porky's movie was a Victimless Crime.. but I would like to erase large chunks parts parcells of this original Porky's movie and insert seamlessly the glorious nude entity of nude Zelda (Nude Angelina jolie).. in a leviathan central role into the original, historical "Porky's 1".. I am not sure what victim feminism has to do with all this but victim feminism has it's place..
.. on Krypton..."...
Nude Lara (nude emmanuelle beart):..".. Canadian E. N. G. actor is in the first 'Porky's'..."...
Doctor Jax Kru-ell (Viggo Mortensen):..".. I am going to create a role for a beautiful young nude earth-girl named.. Hyacinth.. in the remake, re-editing, re-creation of.. "Porky's 1".. she will play a beautiful nude young girl named.. Emily Bako.. in this movie-recreation, re-editing.. a character that has never yet existed .. in any of the movies.."...
Nude Lara (nude emmanuelle beart):..".. I hear the spectral voice of.. Apocalypse.. in the trailer for the movie.. "X-men; Apocalypse".. illuminatti-mind-heart-wipe i have suffered now.. wait... no.. the voice of Apocalypse.. yes.. wait.. no.. illuminatti mind-wipe.. heart-wipe... heart-memory-wipe.. illuminatti.. what-.. ?.. the spectral voice of Apocalypse.. - no.. okay... dust... whanno.. the spectral .. illuminatti.. chad.. I can't... the illuminatti just butchered and lobotomized my mind and memory of the next thing I was going to say..
the presage presentiment preamble dress-rehearsal of..
the war to come
the Richard Lester age of Krypton
The Invasion of Earth by Krypton by a treu phantom-medieval-angel-Krypton...
a treu Silver city Neil Gaiman-Krypton....
The Secret Society of Supervillains
.. a now teenage talia al ghul (megan d. iseult)...
Adrian Chase (Brad Pitt)
Ahania (Hanno Raudsepp)...
and
.. ohhhhh.. then I can't play Society Lex.. I am playing..
... gergh sanders..
- anne tracey (nude kate winslet):.. - glugg..
.. glugg sanders...
to the music of..
.. Mortal Kombat Fight theme.... - the enigma TNG.. before... far, far, far before Preliator and Lacrimosa.. the mobius infinity calculus symbol encircling the phantom trio.. Ursa One (Nude Victoria Brianne Hill), Admiral Zod (Terance Stamp), and Sage-Non (Robert deNiro)... inside the historical Skydome in Metropolitan Toronto which resides right beside the CN Tower.. as the observatory roof opens up and a shaft of early Mordor-scene in "Return of the King", directed by Peter Jackson - Frodo-and-Sam-Gamgee and white shaft of Light in the core-kingdom of Mordor right beside the Force of Sauron himself.. this white shaft of light from the Heavens of Krypton thru the opening sliding-leviathan rooftop-panel of the Phantom Zone-Trial Observatory.. from which Frank's text of Electricity and Optics to have Obama help Megan d. iseult .. sob sob sob... Ahania (Hanno Jason Leigh):.. ".. sob sob sob sob sob.. poor, poor, poor, poor megan d. iseult's poor, poor teeth.. sliding and broken and shattered in four no in five places...
Nude Anne Tracey (Nude Kate Winslet):..".. you still don't know the Dachau-massacre that happens when a man is brutally, savagely, horrifically fired... from the role he was born to play.. the role of .. Polonius.. and that man is Paul Schofield.. (.. sob sob.. did I spell pronounce his lat last name.. accurately.. di. id.. di.. did.. id..did.. i..).. he and John Gielgud.. will define Polonius for two or three or four centuries to come... no - for five Ron Chernow chapter five .. for five centuries to come..."...
.. how the historical, original Kate Beckinsale became.. nude Cobie Smulders on Hegre...
.. an issue #823- three-hour Krypton prelude..
.. in an eleven-hour nude nympth-succubus nude artemis 11-hour..
.. every single actress who's ever been Kathy Bates.. including every single actress who was Kathy Bates in 'Primary Colours", directed by Mike Nichols.. every single one of these women who've been actress Kathy Bates.. is a living saint.. is a beautiful soul.. is a holy spirit Kathy Bates.. is.. a wonderful human being... every.. single .. one...
Greg Rucka: .. ".. and.. Wonder Woman is like.. she's saying.. and the point is that I'm Wonder Woman and I'm the monster who killed Maxwell Lord.. and now these assholes are beginning just now to talk about Medusa.. and that's not the point.. and Medusa.. look.. yeah.. I know it sucks that I killed you.. but you're hurting my friend Maxwell Lord now.. and I can't allow that.. I can't allow this Medusa the victim thing to last any longer.. Medusa .. you're an asshole.. "..
.. in the inwards of the above URL.... "BqBV"... is Banquo- Harvey Keitel's a Beavis.. "wdY".. is.. the woods of the Y-gene... into which Rebecca Raskolnikov ("Karen Grant"- the female Loki of the Cabal- Nikita Bellucci 1/ 0).. disappears into.. "wdY"...
Hanno Raudsepp: ... ".... Jack Nicholson.. you worthless, miserable shit-apology for a human being.. who told you you had the right to even THINK of yourself.. as the father of Alexis Luthor (Michael William Rosenbaum)... Jack Nicholson- with an ego bigger than Oprah.. than a yo-yo-ing Oprah... "
The Legion of Doom:..".. SHITBAG SUPERHEROES!!! SHITBAG SUPERHEROES!!! SHITBAG SUPERHEROES!!!..."
Ahania (Hanno Raudsepp):..".. we all know what Batman needs!!.. Batman needs a good castration!!.. we all know what Batman is- he's a MONSTER!!.. worse than Davis..."...
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... you still don't know how Ben Stiller was one of the very first Hollywood celebrities to discover honest time-travel.. you still don't know how far back in time Ben Stiller plunged to make deadly sure....
.. that Steve McQueen was never cast as Steve trevor..
... $5... Cobb-Douglas function... Neil Gaiman / Dave Mckean / Simone Bianchi Poison ivy pamela isley angelina jolie monica bellucci.. Boris Bergshtein (Andres Raudsepp) is a selfish, greedy, repulsive selfish bozo-moron-monster... Cobb-Douglas Function... $5....
Dark Hybrid Industrial - the enigma tng - Dark ocean dreams.. is also the quintessential, official music of..
Nude Ishtar:..".. sob sob... boo hoo hoo.. they never let me be a trickster-goddess.. Hanno.. I wanted to surprise you.. pleasantly.. I really, really wanted to surprise you... when I became exactly.. EXACTLY like.. the poor, poor, poor, poor, poor native american female trickster-goddesses.. who turn into tiny mice or rodents or into some small animals and then are eaten by their children.. and every, every, every native american female trickster-goddess myth-story ends up with her being punished in exactly .. that..
.. sob..
.. fashion..
.. and I wanted to be every single one of these female trickster-goddesses of native american mythology and suffer the most satanic, horrific, sadistic of every single one of their punishments.. and.. survive.. thru it all.. because my true form is exactly that of..
.. the Matt Hagen Clayface..
.. I really wanted to suprise you ... Hanno.. pleasantly.. so, so pleasantly...
sob..... by the way I am Nude Ishtar and about the clothed Native american mother living with her eternally naked children.. what do these female-trickster myths.. tell us.. about.. what the reality of this actually was.. in native american culture... how beyond-horror this was...
.. to a true eternally nude native american mother and nude native american woman..
.. testified to by the eternal horror of the female-trickster myths of native american mythology..."...
Gary Groth: ...".. fascinating.. just.. fascinating.."...
Veela - Fall Silently.. is also the quintessential, official music of..
Nude Angelina jolie:..".. and the reason why I was supposed to have hired a male exotic dancer to perform for a party I gave in honour of a female producer friend of mine to whom I felt such gratitude.. .the reason for this is one word..
.. movieline... movieline magazine..."...
Billy Bob Thornton:..".. it's what you feel when you're Billy Bob Thornton and you realize that you are in serious danger from Angelina jolie after you ask her to publicly say what she herself personally thinks about Ana Gastayer chastising Afghani children to write thank-you cards to America... on SNL.. and Angelina jolie .. refuses.. to even.. comment. to - even..
.. we divorced soon after... I wonder what this means for who Michelle Pfeiffer was as Countess Olenska.. to .. how she played her... in Scorcese's "The Age of Innocence".. may their hav been shades of.. Whitman.. to Michelle Pfeiffer.. in Scorcese's.. 'The Age of Innocence'..."...
.. huge lips mean something to.. oral sex.. to .. on an apocalyptically ironic note.. what Gary Groth says about the double-standard between oral sex for men and for women...
.. it means cannibalism.. it means the male strippers are supposed to be cannibalized by the women.. the Baroness thing with space pirates may be a hoax.. to put the Baroness of COBRA on the same page as the male strippers...
.. I insisted that the Angelia Jolie Barbara Minerva is absolutely.. in the zero tolerance sense.. she is not a cannibal....
.. and that stands..
.. forevermore. quoth the Raven.. quoth.. sob.. Daiavil...
... it also means that Angelina Jolie will read Joseph Conrad's novel.. "Heart of Darkness".. in which noble male cannibals.. men of honour.. are mentioned..
.. it means that Angelina jolie will read a book I have not read.. "Nostromo"... written by Joseph Conrad.. I did not read the book because it was owed to .. Joseph Conrad wrote the book because he met a male thief.. who inspired him to write the book.. back then.. theft was far too painful a topic to me to owe the reading of a book to it..
.. the male strippers are meant to be exotic, strong, healthy, robust ... horses... they are meant to be.. horses..
.. just like the hardworking horse in George Orwell's novel.. "Animal Farm".. who is finally rewarded for his hard, tireless, exhausting work for the whole novel.. who is rewarded for this whole novel .. by being sent to...
.. the glue factory...
.. Nude Barbara Minerva (Nude Angelina Jolie):..".. a glue unstuch be I.. a glue unstuch be I...
.. ceramics.. ?.. winona.. in Michelle Pfeiffer's biography.. it was a ceramics class..?... I took a ceramics class at Aisp.. and finally .. morning and afternoon.. for several years.. ceramics with Jurgen was the ONLY art class I took at Aisp.. is this the influence of Ancient Athens.. winona.. because.. for horrific, agonizing, painful reasons.. ceramics was the ONLY art class I took at Aisp .. for several years.. ceramics with Jurgen..
.. ceramics... winona..?.. is this the influence of John's life drawing class at Aisp.. was I Winona Ryder's agent..
.. I remember the one thing I was going to say that the boy-raping Illuminatti brutally mindwiped from my mind.. that one thing.. that I forgot to say.. was winona ryder saying that winona ryder really gave a shitty performance as may welland.. and that scorcese thought that she was absolutely heavenly and angelic in that role.. and that winona ryder really did give a shitty performance as may welland...
... never forget that Cain Marco is a deserter.. in the J. R. R. Tolkien sense of a deserter.. Leonardo diCaprio is only playing Cain Marco right now.. he's not ready to play Maxwell Lord..
... also.. Maxwell Lord wouldn't hesitate to say that Scorcese was pussy-whipped by Winona Ryder during the filming of "Age of Innocence".. Maxwell Lord would..
.. NEVER..
.. BANNED..
.. FORBIDDEN...
.. say that Leonardo diCaprio was pussy-whipped by Margot Robbie during the filming of "The Wolf of Wall Street"..
.. it's Ozymandius..
.. the distinction between the two is as simple and profound as that...
.. can all the content of this above post be the only thing that Robert Sean Leonard things about for the next ten years.. as role-preperation for Morgan Edge.. it's the theme of affirmative action for women.. instead of for black people.. and also.. it has everything to do with who the Bronze Age blond-haired "To die for- Nicole kidman-esque" Lana Lang (embeth davidtz).. who she..
.. worst career-choice Leonardo diCaprio ever made: making 'The Aviator' with Scorcese...
... unless.. it wasn't the time yet to introduce a Howard Hughes to movie audiences who talked about a dollop of human excrement being beside food neatly beside food without touching it... on a platefull of food...
.. actually is..
.. Chad Michael Murray should play the young Charles Xavier.. and the sequence / scenes / narrative-editing-montage.. where young Charles Xavier (Chad Michael Murray) .. tries to retrieve a deserting Cain Marko (Leonardo diCaprio).. should last 100 or 200... "The Uncanny X-men" movies..
.. maybe also..
.. the Inferno..
.. to desert from a Christian Hell..
.. and the director of "Alien: Ressurection"... filming scenes in "The Uncanny X-men" post-inferno movies of a place worse than a Christian Hell.. no-man's-land during World War Two...
Jay Gatsby Leonardo diCaprio: ... ".. then I haven't done my job.. because I was late.. a was forty-five minutes late for a three-day shoot.. or four.. or five.. maybe.. maybe- more days.. than.. than that.. and winona is never on time but that's her.. for may welland.. may welland doesn't write thank-you cards.. her husband Newland Archer does that.. may welland doesn't have to be punctual.. neither does winona.. it fits the character.. just like Alan Goodley explained.. and I had to be punctual for who I was playing in 'Gangs- '..."...
.. the enigma TNG - Catacombs of Paris.. is also the quintessential, official music of...
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Winona Ryder:..".. but it's Rebecca Raskolnikov who is seriously fucked up..."
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.. Liszt..."...
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.. hi .. paging Liv Tyler.. hi.. paging Liv Tyler..
.. Rokk - tronic...?...
... oh my god.. Denise is just, exactly like.. the Wasp....
.. oh- Ameterasu - Villain Antihero music.. is the quintessential, official music of.. the covid-19 Loki (Tom Hiddleston).. the covid-19 Loki (Tom Hiddleston).. the covid-19 Loki (Tom Hiddleston)....
It's the mugging of the frightened, helpless, blond-haired teenager (ewen bremer - Charlie...?.. as a younger man..?..)... by a Megan d. Iseult George Perez Wonder Woman who has a grey face-complexion.. but she also has compassionate-looking bare-flesh toned plump-looking legs...
I'm not sure how Megan d. Iseult will play this scene .. but perhaps her grey face when she says the words.. 'Answers'.. perhaps her face can be like nude crystal sculpture nude 38-year old Monica Bellucci.. or perhaps her face can be the Richard Donner Nigel Foxell Karnival glass-crystal Phantom Zone of the 'Taxi Driver' Scorcese.. or perhaps her face can be the black bearded Marty Scorcese talking about what a shotgun does to a woman's vagina.. in 'Taxi Driver', directed by Scorcese...
... answers..
... answers..
.. answers.. to the savage, sadistic killing of Maxwell Lord (Leonardo diCaprio / Hanno Jason Leigh).. by the Greg Rucka dead-eye Wonder Woman.. the woman with the eyes of Michael Rooker's.. Henry: Portrait of a serial-killer.. according to a beautiful DC-forum poster who posted right after issue #219 came out.. perhaps it is the eyes which belong to.. to Vampire-Satanic-Cults which steal the soul thru the eyes of the person they look into.. like.. as Sigourney Weaver would say.. in "Death and the Maiden".. like fire.. thru the eyes.. like fire.. like the ultimate, noble, honourable, tortured Sean Bean Antagonist in "Psi-Force"... the man who killed Psi-Hawk in battle.. in the New Universe where everyone knew that would be the outcome weeks before the issue came out...
.. why is she looking for grey-faced athena answers to the savage, sadistic killing of Maxwell Lord from a frightened, blond-haired teenager.. this has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the death of Myndi Mayer.. her grey-faced complexion proves that beyond a comprehensible, conceivable doubt..
.. Maxwell Lord (Leonardo diCaprio) like the killer of young child Bruce Wayne's parents.. in "Batman (1989)... ever since Gal Godot's bullets and bracelets motioned in agonizing slow-motion.. the Megan Gale Wonder Woman can't possible, conceivably deflect a gunshot from Maxwell Leonardo diCaprio) .. with her golden-metal bracelets.. and she mentally neurochemically would be incapable of doing so.. she loves Max..
.. he shoots her in the throat.. he walks to her gliding like a spectral phantom thru the air.. he inserts a microchip in her throught.. the microchip extends nano-organic tendrils which heal the muscles and skin-layers around it.. burying the microchip inside her throat.. Maxwell Lord (Leonardo diCaprio) says .. compassionately, with great wisdom.. "Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight..."..
.. and after this scene is over... and the music of.. Realm Evolution.. Realm Evolution... has finished...
.. you hear.. the music of.. Extreme Music - Combat ready.. the quintessential, official music of.. the mechanical ball from Phantasm II.. which hopefully a sonia alexander / greg sanders ewan mcgregor with expert resources and mind-knowledge of applied science.. he can assemble this mechanical ball which can levitate in the air.. for real... for real.. just like a Bombardier jet.. just like a Bombardier jet.. and wherever this Phantasm II - mechanical ball glides-levitates thru the air.. it is accompanied by an invisible laser-grid field.. around itself... around.. itself..
a) .. ewan mcgregor is 1 1/2 hour pilot episode of 21 Jump Street aka Megan Gale Wonder Woman pilot episode of 21 Jump Street... Society Lex..
.. aka..
.. ewan mcgregor is Society Lex 1..
b) .. Hanno Jason Leigh, the baby brother-sister jennifer jason leigh both baby-twins born out of the same womb.. Hanno Jason Leigh is the second pilot episode.. the 2 1/2 hour pilot episode Rebecca Raskolnikov (Nikita Bellucci-1)- medusa-ultron Death Dealer second pilot episode.. Society Lex..
.. in other words..
... Hanno Jason Leigh is death-dealer medusa-ultron Society Lex 2...
... $3... stochastic disturbance terms... paul dini / joe benitez poison ivy pamela isley kate moss.... stochastic disturbance terms... $3...
1) ... Tim Burton cast Michelle Pfeiffer in one of his very last most recent movies.. a movie called.. "Mad Shadows".. or.. "Dark Shadows".. I really, really, really, really wanted to see this movie but.. ..
.. I couldn't..
.. Michelle Pfeiffer was in it...
.. Tim Burton had quotes by him on the internet about how amazing it was to work with Michelle Pfeiffer again after the last time being.. "Batman Returns"....
... I am convinced that Tim Burton has launched a media-Spanish Inquisition against Michelle Pfeiffer's fully-wardrobed role in "Maleficient 2: Mistress of evil"...
... Tim Burton wants Michelle Pfeiffer to play Catwoman in the "Gotham" movies together with Danny DeVito's .. Penguin.. or Oswald Cobblepott..
.. Anne Hathaway is not playing Catwoman instead in the "Gotham" movies.. these are Poison ivy movies.. Kate Moss is playing Poison ivy alone in these movies.. without Catwoman as her colleague.. yet again.. the "Gotham" movies are Poison ivy movies.. not Poison ivy / Catwoman movies... Catwoman is not in the "Gotham" movies.. they will be Poison ivy / Catwoman "Gotham" movies for the very first time in history in the logarithm phantom-world realm.. aka... the afterlife..
...
2) ... Christian Bale is not doing nude scenes in the "Gotham" movies.. their is zero tolerance for that from every single woman on the planet.. or from every single woman in the Milky Way galaxy... Nude Monica Bellucci was nude when she saw Christian Bale do a nude scene in "American Psycho"... Never again. Never again. Never again. .. unless.. purple magazine which will be doing CFNM soon blends with GQ.. and their is CFNM in GQ as well... at present.. Christian Bale is GQ in the "Gotham" movies...
3) .. David Michilinie was obssessed with Peter Parker doing CFNM scenes in "Web of Spider-man".. Michiline de Lute (Michelle Pfeiffer) is CFNM aka clothed female, naked male incarnate.. in the "Gotham" movies.. their has to be a straightforward method of addressing pedophilia against young boys on "Visual Sensations for Women" and on Topix; Education forums and the rest of their vast ilk on hte internet in the "Gotham" movies.. Tim Burton will effectively contract Michelle Pfeiffer to do CFNM in the "Gotham" movies... but Tim Burton's involvement in these movies depends on him contracting Michelle Pfeiffer to do her characteristic, quintessential CFNM .. ONLY.. with the character of Micheline de lute... NEVER.. with Catwoman...
Society Lex (Hanno Raudsepp):..".. now.. Gail Simone .. this is what I am going to do to you.. first .. Gail Simone.. I am going to strip you completely naked.. then I am going to cut off your huge, fat tits with an exacto-knife and then I am going to reach into your vulvu.. Gail Simone.. with my hand.. and I am going to rip out your ovaries off of their spindle-threads.... then I am going to strip the naked rapist asshole Thomas Blake completely naked and I am going to invite clothed women to laugh at his naked pathetic penis.. then I am going to get to work with a razor of the naked body of the naked female rapist Talia al ghul.. I am going to carve out her nipples like raspberries.. I am going to slash at her Talia al gul's fat naked buttocks until they are a mass of tangled, bloody threads of flesh... I am talking very quitely and very seriously when I say all this to you.. Gail Simone.. I am Hanno Raudsepp and I am playing Society Lex..."...
Alistair Yates is only an early, early, early, early, early post-crisis Catman.. but that is the ONLY Catman that he is.. he is a post-crisis Catman.. Alistair Yates is only a post-crisis Catman.. Alistair Yates is only a post-crisis Catman...
... $3... stochastic disturbance terms... paul dini / joe benitez poison ivy pamela isley kate moss... stochastic disturbance terms... $3....
Janet Van Dyne is the daughter of world-renowned scientist, the late Vernon Van Dyne. In her early years, she was a beautiful but flighty and self-centered dilettante, living resplendently off of her father's fortune. She had an on-and-off romantic relationship with the world-renowned soldier-of-fortune named Paladin. Tragedy struck when a deadly alien called a Kosmosian was brought to Earth as a result of one of her father's experiments, and the elder Van Dyne was murdered by the alien. A grieving Janet then contacted her father's colleague, Dr. Henry Pym. She told Pym of her resolve to bring her father's killer to justice. Pym, who was attracted to Janet and anxious to help, revealed his secret identity as Ant-Man and offered to give her similar powers. Janet underwent an advanced biochemical process involving his Pym Particles that allowed her to shrink to insect-sized proportions and to grow translucent insect wings. Furthermore, Pym outfitted her with personalized wrist devices which allowed her to discharge bio-electric energy blasts which she called her "wasp stings." Designing a colorful costume for herself (the first of many), Janet Van Dyne became the super-heroine known as the Wasp.
Creation
The Wasp was originally created in 1963 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby as a sidekick and love interest for Hank Pym, who at the time went by his Ant-Man persona in Tales to Astonish. Her first appearances was in this series in Tales to Astonish #44. The Wasp became a founding member of the Avengers and its first female member, as well as the character credited with naming the team.
Character Evolution
She was created by her husband's discovery of the Pym Particle which enables a human to shrink into any different size. The Wasp held true to a pattern common among Silver Age female characters. This was demonstrated in one of two ways. She was generally demonstrated as dependent on her male partner (Hank Pym) for all of her super-abilities, and was mostly incapable of her own scientific understanding and ability. This extended as well to her playing the damsel-in-distress role from time-to-time, also a common trait among female characters in the Silver Age. As was also common for the period, her early appearances featured a somewhat standoffish attitude to those around her because of her wealthy upbringing. Later, as the Wasp was incorporated into the mainstream monthly activities of her superhero team, her mostly stereotypical behaviour disappeared, to be replaced by that of a strong ally and loyal teammate. As comics aimed to become less light and to appeal to an older audience in the 1980's and 1990's, her character underwent further change to make her more realistic, as well as deal with modern social issues (in Janet's case, with domestic abuse).
Major Story Arcs
Founding the Avengers
Janet's original Wasp costume.
Using their superpowers, Jan and Hank tracked down and defeated the Kosmosian who had murdered Jan's father, banishing the alien to its home dimension. After sharing more adventures, Hank and Jan gradually fell in love with each other; Jan reminded Hank of his deceased first wife, Maria. Pym and Van Dyne became crime-fighting partners in their costumed identities, and became two of the founding members of the Avengers (along with Thor, Iron Man and The Hulk) after responding when Hank's helmet picked up Rick Jones' fateful call for help. It was, in fact, the Wasp who suggested the name "Avengers" for the group which had gathered. A further milestone in Avengers history, Jan and the other founders (minus the Hulk) were the discoverers of the great World War II hero, Captain America, still frozen since the last days of the war. Being a fashion designer, the Wasp would become known for her frequent costume changes.
Jan with the Avengers
Jan's attitude towards crime-fighting was, at first, very carefree, and she did a lot of flirting with other members of the team, especially Thor. She saw it as her way of attracting Hank's attention for his failure to commit. The studious Pym began to experiment with Pym Particles, and found that he could cause himself to grow beyond his normal height. By this time, both crime fighters had been exposed to the Particles long enough to change size at will rather than rely on gas capsules or potions, and Jan could fire her stinger blasts without the aid of wrist devices. Changing his costumed identity to "Giant-Man," Pym eventually experienced bodily strain due to the physiological effects of the growing process. Because of this, Pym decided to take a break from costumed adventuring. With the stress of constant threats from Pym's enemies (such as Egghead and Whirlwind) as well as confronting Kang the Conqueror and the Masters of Evil with the Avengers, Jan was ready for a break herself. Meanwhile, Thor and Iron Man took their leave of absence from the Avengers, leaving Captain America to preside over a new incarnation of the team. Jan remained in her civilian career as a fashion designer, with Pym continuing his scientific pursuits. Sometime later, however, Pym and Van Dyne learned that Namor the Sub-Mariner was heading for New York City. Fearing trouble, they decided to alert the Avengers. The Wasp was captured first by Namor's foe, the undersea barbarian leader Attuma, and then by the Collector. In order to help the Avengers rescue Janet, Pym decided to use his growing power again; he donned a new costume and adopted the new name of "Goliath."
A Rocky Marriage
Yellowjacket & Wasp vs. the Circus of Crime.
Pym had always loved Janet, but various inhibitions kept him from proposing to her -- feelings of inadequacy due to her wealth were primary among them. One day, while he had still not fully mentally recovered from the stress of accidentally creating one of the Avengers' greatest foes in the form of the robot known as Ultron, Hank had a lab accident with experimental gases. These caused a reaction in him that broke his inhibitions down, and induced a severe case of schizophrenia. This was his second breakdown, the first having been after his first wife, Maria, had been killed. Believing himself to be a new person named "Yellowjacket," Pym broke into Avengers Mansion and told the team that he had killed Henry Pym. When the team attacked him, he captured the Wasp and escaped. Soon after, the Avengers were shocked to hear that Janet, who suspected it was Pym all along, was going to marry him. Their wedding at Avengers Mansion was attended by a who's-who of active superheroes at the time. Immediately following, the Avengers were attacked by the villainous Circus of Crime. Janet later felt guilty at having taken advantage of Hank's mental state to finally get married, but the couple was initially happy.
Jocasta
Janet being used as a template for Jocasta.
Hank later had a third breakdown, during which he was captured and brainwashed by an upgraded version of Ultron, causing him to revert to his earliest days as Ant-Man. Ultron then sent Hank back to Avengers Mansion to attack his own teammates. During the fighting, it was the Wasp who took down her wayward husband. Undeterred, Ultron attacked the Avengers and captured the Wasp, with the intention of using her brain patterns as a template for his female robotic 'bride,' Jocasta. However, Ultron underestimated the heroic influence that Janet's personality would have on his creation. Once animated with the Wasp's brain patterns, Jocasta contacted the Avengers, who arrived in time to rescue Janet and defeat Ultron.
With Ultron's defeat, Hank's brainwashing was reversed. But Janet suspected that this episode, culminating in being brought down by his own wife, may have further exacerbated her husband's already fragile mental state. He became overbearing, paranoid, and verbally abusive, releasing pent-up tension which was a result of his sense of failure in science, made worse when compared to his wife's financial success.
Divorce
The blow that ended the marriage.
When the Avengers were battling the Elfqueen, Hank blasted the villainess from behind during a lull in the fighting, even though Captain America had nearly succeeded in talking her down. Rather than ending the struggle, Hank's unnecessary attack provoked yet another round of fighting. Afterward, Captain America charged Hank with reckless behavior, since innocent bystanders could have been killed.
Cap's reprimand led to Pym's fourth nervous breakdown. An increasingly unstable Pym decided that if he could build a robot to attack Avengers Mansion, he could then defeat it and be a hero again in the eyes of his teammates. He included a special hidden weak spot on the robot just for this purpose. When Jan discovered Hank's plan and protested, Hank lashed out, brutally striking his wife. His plan went awry, and when the robot attacked the mansion, it was the Wasp who disabled it. In the following court-martial, Pym was stripped of his Avengers membership. Meanwhile, Janet decided that she had had enough and filed for divorce.
Continued Avengers Service & Chairmanship
Team leader
Over the years, Janet had become a seasoned hero, a far cry from the ditzy thrill-seeker she had been when first teaming with Pym. She continued service with the team after Hank's fourth breakdown despite the tremendous stress of the situation. After the divorce, she at times revisited her old dallying romance with Paladin. The Wasp was elected as chairman of the Avengers, a position she held for a long time (second to only Captain America), having been molded into a savvy and capable leader. Janet and several other Avengers were among the group of heroes summoned to Battleworld by the Beyonder to fight in his Secret Wars. During the conflict, the Wasp crash-landed an aircraft stolen from Magneto and took refuge with the outcast Lizard. She was gravely wounded by the Wrecker when the Wrecking Crew was dispatched by Doctor Doom to retrieve the Lizard. In a death-like state, she was revived by the alien healer Zsaji.
While Avengers chairman, the Wasp led the team in discovering Jean Grey, a member of the X-Men long thought to be dead. Her teammate Black Knight had an unrequited crush on her for some time, while another, the Greek god Hercules, chafed at being given orders by a woman. The most serious test of her leadership ability came when the Masters of Evil under Baron Zemo attacked and conquered Avengers Mansion in the Under Siege story arc. With every other active team member incapacitated and a small army of super-villains controlling their headquarters, it was up to the Wasp to assemble a rescue squad and mount the assault to retake the mansion. Eventually Hank Pym's mental balance returned and he was reinstated as an active Avenger. Janet was briefly assigned to the West Coast branch after this. The two managed to rekindle a friendship and, some years later, a romance. While on a trip to Las Vegas, however, Jan turned down a proposal of Hank's. She said she would not marry him again.
The Crossing & Onslaught
After sustaining severe injuries during the Crossing, Pym put Janet through the same process that he had originally used to give her her powers. This temporarily mutated Janet into an almost completely wasp-like form. In this form, she was among the Avengers who seemingly gave their lives to absorb the energy of Onslaught, in reality being shunted to an alternate dimension. She was later returned to normal by Franklin Richards, and helped to re-assemble the team after this event.
Heroes Return & Hawkeye
Jan increases to new heights.
Following a membership evaluation after dealing with the sorceress Morgan Le Fay in the Morgan Conquest story arc, Wasp was left in a reservist role for a time but eventually re-attained full membership and even regained the chairmanship. Janet hosted the television show "America's Next Superstar" for a time. Jan then had a dallying affair with Hawkeye after he re-joined the Avengers, which left Hank reeling. She soon returned to her longtime, if rocky, flame. Around this time, Jan also began using Pym Particles to grow to immense heights, just as Hawkeye (as Goliath) and Pym had done.
Avengers Disassembled
One day at the pool, while discussing her fling with Hawkeye to the Scarlet Witch, a slightly tipsy Wasp confessed to a pregnancy scare and inadvertently mentioned Wanda's own children, whose unnatural existence Agatha Harkness had erased from Wanda's memory. The Wasp's slip of the tongue, combined with the Scarlet Witch's increasingly unstable mental state and growing powers caused Wanda to suffer a mental breakdown which led to the events of "Avengers Disassembled". Janet was knocked into a coma by a rampaging She-Hulk during an attack on Avengers Mansion by the Scarlet Witch. Hank watched over her as she laid in the hospital, and when she recovered, they reconciled. The two retired from the Avengers in order to pursue a new life together in Oxford. The Wasp reappeared with Pym in the miniseries Beyond! and had themselves a mini-adventure. At this point, Hank was still her ex-husband and, over the course of the events chronicled in this series, it was revealed that they had called off their most recent attempt at a romantic relationship although they remained on good terms.
Civil War
Wasp and the Mighty Avengers
With the onset of the superhuman Civil War, Hank helped spearhead the pro-registration movement. Janet was also pro-registration (although she was very upset about the murder of her friend Bill Foster) and had become the host of a pro-registration reality show called America's Newest Superhero. When selecting the roster for the latest incarnation of the Avengers team, this time as part of the Fifty States Initiative, Tony Stark selected Janet as a founding member of the Mighty Avengers. When alien symbiotes attacked New York, Janet used a refined growth formula given to her by Hank Pym which allowed her to shift to giant-size without side effects. It was later revealed, however, that Hank had been replaced by a Skrull impostor by at that point, so it was possible that some flaw had deliberately put in the formula. During the beginning of the fight, Janet was briefly turned into a symbiote monster before a cure was created by Stark.
Secret Invasion & Death
Janet becoming a bio-bomb
The Wasp was among the Mighty Avengers fighting the Skrull forces, some disguised as various Earth heroes and attacking from Skrull starships during the Secret Invasion. She was later seen with the rest of the Avengers heading to New York to confront more invading Skrulls. While fighting the Skrulls, the true sinister purpose of the serum that the Skrull Hank Pym gave her was revealed. After the Skrull Queen Veranke was shot and killed, Skrull Pym activated a button that made Jan increase in size, very rapidly. Jan realized that the particles Pym had given her in earlier were now turning her into a bio-bomb. Jan was seen growing huge and emitting a black-purple matter in a precursor to an explosion. Knowing she was about to die, she tried to flee the battlefield and take as many Skrulls with her as she could. In order to save countless innocent people, Thor was forced to teleport Jan to another dimension before she could explode, vowing to avenge her in the process.
Post-Secret Invasion
After the death of Janet Van Dyne, the real Hank Pym was discovered to be a captive on board one of the Skrull starships, along with many other missing heroes who had been replaced by Skrull impostors. Much to Hank's shock, he learned that his former wife had been used as a Skrull weapon in the invasion. Earth's heroes then had to break the news to Hank that Janet had died as a result.
The news devastated Hank, and for a while he went into seclusion in his lab. After he re-emerged, he decided to honor the woman he regarded as 'the greatest hero he had ever known' by taking up the hero's mantle again and creating a new alter ego for himself: the Wasp.
Afterlife Appearances
The celestial entity mistaken for Wasp
Shortly after her death, it seemed that Janet's soul-spirit was encountered by her former Avengers teammate Hercules when he journeyed to the underworld. Since Janet felt as though she still had unfinished business among the living, her spirit was shown trapped in the dimension of Erebus and relentlessly attempting to gamble her way back into the living world. It was noted that the gambling games that the trapped souls played in Erebus in search of their release had the odds of a win stacked overwhelmingly against them, though these odds did not deter Janet from playing.
Meanwhile, Hank Pym discovered a massive and seemingly female celestial entity in the alternate dimension of Underspace while experimenting with dimensional technology. The entity featured a pattern on her body that strongly resembled the Wasp costume Janet last wore when she exploded, so Hank become convinced the entity was in fact Janet herself. Hank established an extradimensional headquarters called the Infinite Avengers Mansion in the location of one of the entity's "eyes." He designed the Infinite Mansion to act as a dimensional "harness" to keep her particles from drifting apart completely, and then began work on a device that would restore her to human form. But one of Hank's young Avengers Academy members, Veil, grew desperate to make a good impression on Hank and decided to trigger the device prematurely in an attempt to bring Janet back. When the entity returned to human form, it turned out to be Carina Walters (the ex-wife of super-villain Michael Korvac), not Janet. Hank Pym had transferred Janet's memories into Carina's energy form when he thought she was his late wife. The memories inspires Carina to live by her own wishes and not her father or husband's.
Meanwhile, a version of Janet's psyche still lives on in the robotic form of Jocasta, though Jocasta has developed her own feelings for Hank. Jocasta, now an honorary Avenger and Hank's assistant, has grown increasingly distraught by Hank's obsession with bringing Janet back. A cyborg Janet Van Dyne also appeared, serving Father. She fought against Hawkeye and the Secret Avengers.
Return from the Microverse & joining the Uncanny Avengers
Wasp in her Marvel NOW! costume
Recently, it has been revealed that the actual Janet Van Dyne was still alive in the Microverse, apparently having been flung into that dimension when her body seemingly exploded during Secret Invasion. During all this time, she was presumed dead. When in reality, she had been seeking a way back to her proper dimension. She was finally discovered in the Microverse by the Avengers (most notably ex-husband Hank Pym, Thor, Captain America and Iron Man) and has since returned to the normal Marvel reality.
She became a member of the Avengers Unity Squad. There she developed a relationship with Alex Summers, also known as Havok. They eventually fell in love. In the Apocalypse Twins storyline, the Apocalypse Twins use Scarlet Witch to send all the mutants to their own planet. Janet goes with them and, when there, she and Alex marry and have a child. When they are returned to the normal timeline, the memories of their marriage and unborn child remain. After the ordeal of losing her children from an alternate timeline, Wasp took a long leave of absence.
Rage of Ultron
Janet came back to active duty and helped her fellow Avengers when a version of the evil Ultron returned from space and tried destroying the Avengers and the Earth. Wasp and her fellow Avengers managed to capture Ultron and send him off into space, but with the result of seemingly killing Janet's ex-husband Hank Pym, whom was sent into space with Ultron.
Return of Ultron & rejoining the Uncanny Avengers
After Janet's ex-husband Hank Pym was seemingly killed, she again took a leave of absence. She was not seen again until many months later, when Hank Pym seemingly returned to Earth and the Avengers, claiming that both he and Ultron had merged together and that Hank had now taken control of Ultron. The Avengers contacted Janet, asking her to verify if it was truly Hank they where dealing with. She soon found out that it was not Hank, but Ultron that actually in control. When confronting Hank with this, a fight between the group and the evil robot emerged. They eventually managed to take out Ultron, seemingly forever, sending him into the sun...but unbeknown to Janet and her teammates, Ultron survived once more.
Powers and Abilities
Smaller than a cigar ring.
Making use of sub-atomic Pym particles, the Wasp possesses the power to alter her physical size, causing her body's mass to be shunted to or gained from an alternate dimension known as Kosmos. She is able to shrink to a minimum of half an inch or grow to a maximum of several hundred feet. Smaller or larger sizes are possible but the exertion begins to put a strain on her body. Initially, these abilities stemmed from use of a Pym particle gas released from special capsules. Over time, however, her body has absorbed enough particles to allow her to alter her size at will.
At miniature size, her strength level increases as her body's mass is compacted. At giant size, her strength and endurance increase geometrically with her height, reaching superhuman levels. Despite the advantages of giant-size, Janet usually prefers to remain the diminutive Wasp, calling on her growth power only in times of extreme emergency. At miniature size, the Wasp grows a pair of translucent insect wings from her back, a result of genetic modifications provided by Hank Pym. These grant her the power of flight at incredible speeds.
The Wasp is able to harness and augment her body's natural bio-electric energy, releasing it from her hands in powerful electrical bursts, which she calls her "stinger blasts" or "wasp stings." Originally, she required special wrist devices to produce these but again, Pym particle absorption has allowed her to create the ability unaided. The Wasp's genetic modifications also grant her the ability to sprout small prehensile antennae from her forehead which allow her to telepathically communicate with and control insects. However, this is an ability that she rarely uses.
Janet Van Dyne has also displayed several non-superhuman abilities that have garnered her special fame and attention, foremost of which is her fashion sense. She possesses considerable talent as a clothing and costume designer, and in her early appearances she showcased many different costumes, all designed and created herself. She also helped her Avengers teammate Ms. Marvel create her own signature costume.
In addition, the Wasp is one of the most intuitive and deductive members of the Avengers. She effectively deduced that a chemical accident had created a schizophrenic break in Henry Pym. She was the first Avenger to realize that the relationship between the Scarlet Witch and the Vision was the result of the infused personality of Wonder Man, and also was the first to correctly guess the identity of Iron Man at a time when Tony Stark faked his own death.
As a founding member of the Avengers, the Wasp has learned a great deal by fighting alongside veteran heroes like Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, and many others, and has grown into a strong and capable leader in her own right. She has served both as field leader and as chairwoman of the team many times during her Avengers tenure.
Personal Data
Characteristics
Janet Van Dyne
Height: 5' 4" (normal)
Weight: 110 lbs. (normal)
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Auburn
Unusual features: Translucent wasp-like wings sprout from Janet's back when she shrinks to under 4 feet tall.
Status
Citizenship: American
Place of Birth: Cresskill, New Jersey
Identity: Public identity
Marital Status: Divorced
Occupations: Avenger, adventurer, TV show host, fashion designer, independently wealthy socialite
Known Relatives: Vernon Van Dyne (father, deceased), Dr. Henry Pym (husband, divorced), Ultron (self-declared "son"), Jocasta (first "daughter-in-law"), Alkhema (second "daughter-in-law"), Vision ("grandson"), Scarlet Witch (former "granddaughter-in-law")
Alternate Realities
Earth-1610
Ultimate Wasp
In the Ultimate Universe, Janet is of Asian descent, rather than Caucasian, and she is a scientific genius in her own right, holding 2 PhDs. She is also a mutant, but it is unknown to everyone except SHIELD and her boyfriend Hank Pym. Her mutant powers allow her to shrink and grow wings when she is shrunken. She can also produce energy blasts which act like wasp-stings. Her powers have strange side effects however, which include causing her to eat insects, forming her own larval nests, and laying eggs. She started dating Hank during college, but even during college Hank was extremely abusive to her. She was a roommate of Betty Ross, and Betty remembers times where Janet was missing chunks of her hair.
Their relationship would not change in time though. Hank tried to improve his behavior with medication and joining the Ultimates program. Janet also became good friends with Captain America, which made Hank jealous. After a humiliating loss to the Hulk, he took out his frustration on Janet. He started attacking Janet, which caused her to change size and start firing wasp-blasts at him. Hank got even more angry and ordered his ants to attack Janet. The swarm of ants began biting the wasp-sized Janet, and she was left in a coma due to the ant attack. After Cap tracked down Hank and beat him to a pulp for what he did to Janet, he went to visit her. Janet became outraged at Cap for beating Hank and was embarrassed at people talking about her personal life. However, after they finished a mission, Janet and Cap reconciled and would slowly develop a romantic relationship. When Hank came back to reconcile with her, Janet refused. However, Janet would tell Hank about her relationship problems with Cap, stating that his age gap and the friends he hung out with made it hard for her to connect. Janet would continue to see Hank secretively. Later, when the Liberators attacked America, they failed to take Janet into account. By the time they found her, she had already freed Captain America who was being held captive at the Triskelion. She and Cap later met up with Nick Fury and Betty Ross and helped free the President. With the Giant-Man serum given to her by Hank Pym, she helped fight the Liberators and killed the Liberator named Swarm.
Wasp's Earth-1610 Death
As she had in the main reality, the Wasp later became the leader of the Ultimates, though her tenure proved to be short-lived. During the disaster known as the Ultimatum flood, the Wasp disappeared. Hank and Hawkeye both searched for her, and they later found her corpse being eaten by the evil mutant known as the Blob. Upon this gruesome discovery, Hank flew into an uncontrollable rage. He grew to giant-size and bit the Blob's head off, killing him and avenging the Wasp's death.
Hank met his own demise later in the story arc, as did many of this reality's heroes and villains. The surviving heroes carried out Hank's dying wish of bringing Janet's body to his lab and activating what he called the "Jocasta Project," the results of which have yet to be revealed.
Earth-2149
In the Marvel Zombies universe Wasp was, as most of this reality's heroes, transformed into a zombie. Wasp was the zombie that first bit Magneto and was the reason for Magneto's death by consumption from other zombies. Later on, she finds Giant Man eating a piece of Black Panther and Black Panther himself without an arm and leg. Wasp is enraged by this and attacks Giant Man. She is easily defeated by Giant Man by getting her head bit off and spat out by Giant Man. Black Panther escapes Giant Man's place and takes Wasp's head with him. She tries to persuade Black Panther to let her have a bite of him, but is denied of this request. They are found by Magneto's Acolytes and they are taken by the Acolytes to Asteroid M, with the exception of one acolyte, because Black Panther had thrown Wasp's head at the acolyte, killing him. Wasp is given a cybernetic body by Reynolds (a surviving highly intelligent Acolyte) and Forge, and is used for experimentation to find a cure for the virus.
Zombie Wasp
Forty years later, Wasp is still there in an upgraded robotic body; seemingly no longer experiencing the zombie plague's hunger. Her function in the still floundering remains of human society is unclear though she seems to always spring to King Black Panther's defense, so perhaps she is an official body guard. After an attempt on Black Panther's life by an assassin tasked by the son of Fabian Cortez, leader of the mutant opposition, that leaves him fatally wounded, Wasp bites Black Panther in order to preserve his life the only way she can (at the request of Panther's wife and queen). Black Panther becomes a zombie. Wasp and Panther go into seclusion for a time during which they can both get their blood-lust out of their systems before returning to human society.
Shortly after their release, the power cosmic empowered zombies return to earth and attack the human compound. Wasp joins her king and their few other combat ready heroes in attempting to repel the evil zombies; constantly imploring them that she can help them to conquer their blood-lust as she has cured herself of it; but falling upon deaf ears. In one of these conflicts, Wasp's robotic body is damaged and while she is being repaired by Reynolds, Reynolds reveals his romantic feelings for her and the two share a kiss that shocks and appalls all onlookers, human and zombie alike. In the next battle, Wasp's robotic body is destroyed and she is presumed dead. Reynolds, who had fallen in love with her and is despondent due to her apparent demise sacrifices himself by allowing himself to be eaten by a rampaging zombie Hulk; banking on that if Hulk's hunger is sated, he will revert to Banner. Reynold's sacrifice pays off and, once Hulk has reverted to Banner, Banner allows himself to be killed for the greater good before he can become the Hulk again. By this point, the last remaining power cosmic empowered zombies have stopped feeling their hunger pangs and they all try to band together to help the humans. During the cleanup and repair efforts on the human compound, Wasp's head is discovered, still "alive". She is given either a new robotic body or an unused older model to get by with. She mourns for Reynolds and reveals to her long ago husband Giant Man that Reynolds was the greatest man she had ever known. Shortly thereafter, Wasp, along with the few other remaining zombies is tricked by Cortez and is teleported to another dimension.
Earth-20051
Janet Van Dyne as Giant Girl
The Marvel Adventures: The Avengers series (set in its own continuity) features Janet Van Dyne as Giant Girl, showcasing her ability to grow rather than shrink, which she uses most frequently in combat. She is younger than her main universe counterpart and she cracks jokes along with her teammate Spider-Man. Issue 13 of the series reveals her origin as a wealthy socialite given access to size-changing Pym particles by scientist Henry Pym (here an employee of Janet's father, rather than a superhero). Janet does not appear to have ever used her Wasp identity in this version. It has been revealed that Janet can shrink to wasp size but, unlike in Marvel's main reality, she sees no point in being tiny. Her maximum size is unknown but she has grown tall enough to catch a school. Instead of having her powers naturally, Janet requires a suit powered by Pym particles to change her size. Like her Earth-616 counterpart, Janet seems to change her costume regularly. Originally she wore a skin-tight full body suit that accurately accentuates all her curves along with her muscles and primarily purple with some blue costume with a mask that was similar to that of Giant-Man. It included the antennae (although she never used them). They left her vulnerable to insect mind control as seen in issue 13. Her second costume was primarily blue with some purple set in a v-pattern from her waist running all the way to her posterior regions and lacks a mask or antennae. A recent preview of Marvel Adventures: the Avengers 19 has shown her wearing a costume which is primarily blue but has gold/yellow. Whether this costume increases her maximum size is yet to be seen. She has also mentioned that she has at least two brothers although they have never been seen or given any names (see Marvel Adventures: the Avengers #3).
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In the MC2 universe (an alternate future timeline), the marriage between Janet Van Dyne and Hank Pym was more successful and they had a son and a daughter. But Hank, as Giant-Man, was killed during the final mission of the original Avengers, and Janet died of a broken heart soon after. Their children blamed the Avengers for their parents' deaths and used Hank's technology to give themselves super-powers. Hope Pym gained her mother's Wasp powers and became the Red Queen, while Henry Pym Jr. gained Hank's growth powers and became Big Man. Red Queen assembled a supervillain team called the Revengers, who battled A-Next, the next generation of Avengers.
Earth-9811
In this reality, also called Battleworld, Wasp and Human Torch married and had a son called Firefly.
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Earth-58163: House of M
During the House of M story arc, the Scarlet Witch went insane and created an alternate reality where mutants became the ruling class and humans the oppressed class. In this reality, Janet Van Dyne was a normal human who had never gained her Wasp powers. Due to her great artistic talent, she overcame prejudice against humans and became a renowned fashion designer with headquarters in Paris. She was famous for designing the uniform of Ms. Marvel (who was a wildly popular hero in this reality), and powerful and successful mutants routinely went to Janet when they wanted distinctive costumes made for themselves.
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Earth-398: "Pixie"
Earth-398 was created when a longtime Avengers enemy, the sorceress Morgan Le Fay, stole a powerful Asgardian artifact called the Twilight Sword and used it to transform reality into a medieval society, with herself as its queen. She bewitched all members of the Avengers and made them into her personal bodyguards called Queen's Vengeance, with their code-names and costumes altered to reflect their medieval setting. The Wasp was a member of Queen's Vengeance and became known as "Pixie", wearing a green fairy-like costume. Eventually the Scarlet Witch broke free of Le Fay's mind control and used her powers to free her teammates. The Avengers then defeated the sorceress and restored reality to normal.
Earth-2301
Wasp of the Mangaverse.
In the Marvel Mangaverse, Janet Van Dyne was an employee of Stark Industries and the creator of the technology called W.A.S.P. (Winged Amplification Surge Plasma) which allowed her to fly. This differed from the original Wasp whose powers came from experimentation by Hank Pym, and changed size via a serum.
What If: Volume 1 #35
Black Wasp
Hank Pym died at the hands of Elfqueen. Janet blamed herself for his death, for not arriving in time to save him. That thought took her to a dark place where she wanted to punish every criminal much harder than before, and she eventually took up a new name: Black Wasp.
Ultraforce/Avengers #1
In this alternate reality, Jan grieves after Hank Pym is killed by Loki. Ten years later, Jan now calls herself Black Widow and seeks vengeance along with her team of Avengers against Loki.
Animatics showing the Wasp during the final battle
The Wasp was nearly featured as a main character in the film, mirroring her role in the comics as a founding member of the team. She was written into the script to replace Black Widow when it looked like the character would have to be omitted due to salary issues with Scarlett Johansson, and according to Joss Whedon, she was essentially a viewpoint character for the audience. Unfortunately, it was decided that it would take too much time to establish the character and explain her origin, especially with six other Avengers in the film (since Johansson did ultimately come to a deal with Marvel, allowing Black Widow to return), which resulted in Wasp being cut from the movie.
In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wasp was a costumed S.H.I.E.L.D. agent during the 80's, working alongside Hank Pym. At an unknown certain point she married him and they had a daughter, Hope. In 1987 she undertook a mission to disable a Russian nuclear missile with Hank. Unfortunately, they couldn't breach the missile's titanium outer shell. In order to breach it, Janet shrunk to dangerous sub-atomic levels and destroyed the bomb at the cost of her own life.
However, at the end of the film, Scott Lang manages to survive after being trapped in the Quantum Realm, the same place Janet was supposedly sent, causing Hank to conclude that Jan may still be alive somewhere. The film's mid-credit scene later shows Hank presenting Hope with an unfinished Wasp suit he had been developing with Jan prior to her sacrifice, passing the torch from mother to daughter.
In contrast to the comics, Wasp's wings and abilities appear to come from her suit.
Janet plays a major role in the sequel, portrayed by Michelle Pfeiffer. In the movie, it is revealed that Janet actually survived her apparent death, but ended up trapped for decades inside the Quantum Realm. At the start of the film, Scott Lang is shown having odd dreams involving Janet and Hope despite having never met the former. It is revealed that due to Scott's trip to the Quantum Realm in the previous film, Janet has been able to mentally send messages to him. With Janet confirmed to be alive, Hank and Hope set out to try and free her from the Quantum Realm. At the end of the movie, Hank successfully manages to bring Janet back to the physical world, where she reunites with her daughter and uses her newfound quantum abilities to help soothe Ghost's pain.
In the mid-credits scene, Janet is seen with Hank and Hope while they are monitoring Scott on another trip to the Quantum Realm. However, all three members of the Pym family are turned to ash after Thanos uses the Infinity Gauntlet to wipe out half of all life in the universe, an event depicted in Avengers: Infinity War (released the same Summer).
Michelle Pfeiffer reprised her role in a brief cameo in Avengers: Endgame, released the following year. After Janet and the rest of Thanos' victims are restored to life by the Hulk's use of the Infinity Gauntlet, she and Hank are seen at Tony Stark's funeral.
Animation
The Marvel Super Heroes (1966)
Wasp's animated debut in "Marvel Super Heroes".
Wasp's first animated appearance was on the 1966 cartoon Marvel Super Heroes. She along with the rest of the Avengers appeared in a few Captain America episodes.
The Wasp was featured as a team member of this short-lived Avengers animated series. Her look was redesigned to include red and gold insect-like armor. She was voiced by Linda Ballantyne.
As the titles suggest, the characters and storylines of these animatedadaptations were based on the Ultimate Universe reality rather than the main reality. The Wasp was a featured member of the team in both movies. She was voiced by Grey DeLisle.
The Wasp is mentioned in the film, though like the other Avengers, she is dead by Ultron's hand long before the events of the movie take place. However, her son Henry appears as a central character.
The Wasp joined the Avengers in the fourth episode of this animated Marvel title and became a regular team member. She wears the same black and gold wasp-patterned costume that she last wore in comic book continuity, though her proportions are drawn in the "cute" toon style of the show. She is voiced by House star Jennifer Morrison.
Wasp appears as a main character in the new animated Avengers TV Series, which airs on Disney XD. In this series she is the youngest member of the team, being a college student in her early 20's. She has a flighty and flirty personality reminiscent of her early days in the comics. This led many of her teammates to underestimate her but over the course of the series (as in the comics) she proved her dedication to the team as well as her potential as a hero. She also has a relationship with Hank Pym (ant man) that is similar to there comic counterparts. Despite her flirty personality she is always supportive and dedicated to him and is the one who tries the hardest to keep him on the team with her. Her costume is a black and yellow skirt with a yellow antenna-like head piece. She is voiced by Colleen O' Shaughnessey.
The Wasp appears as one of the characters in this Japanese anime series, voiced by Kaori Mizuhashi. Her partner in the show is a young heiress named Jessica Shannon, voiced by Naomi Ozora.
Marvel Future Avengers (2017)
Wasp in Future Avengers
Wasp appears as one of the leads in the anime Marvel Future Avengers, voiced by Kaori Mizuhashi in the Japanese version and Kari Wahlgren in the English dub.
Video Games
Captain America and the Avengers (1991)
Wasp in Captain America and the Avengers
The Wasp appeared as a NPC in the game, flying onto the screen at certain intervals to help the player attack enemies.
Marvel: Avengers Alliance (2012)
MAA
Wasp appears as an unlockable character in the Marvel: Avengers Alliance video game on Facebook. She is an Infiltration Class character.
Her bio says: To avenge the murder of her father, Janet Van Dyne sought the aid of Dr. Henry Pym, better known as Ant-Man. Pym's treatments allowed her to grow or shrink in size, and gave the ability to fly and fire bursts of bioelectric energy. In time she left Pym's shadow to become a hero and leader in her own right, and one of the most steadfast members of the Avengers. She was one of the founders of the Avengers.
Marvel: Avengers Alliance 2
Avengers Alliance 2
Wasp is a playable character in the game. She is a Tactician class.
Her bio in the game says: In order to avenge her father's death, wealthy socialite Janet Van Dyne sought help from Hank Pym. Pym imbued her with his remarkable 'Pym Particles,' granting her the ability to shrink and grow at will, as well as the power to sprout wings and project bio-electric 'stings.' Often underestimated for her size, Wasp has repeatedly proven herself to be one of the most effective, fearless and loyal members of the Avengers.
Marvel Super Hero Squad Online
MSHA Online
Wasp is a playable character in the game. She is voiced by Tara Strong.
Her description says: Whether she's stinging bad guys or designing awesome new outfits, Wasp has got great big talents to go with her tiny body.
Marvel: War of Heroes
War of Heroes
Wasp is featured in several of the cards in the mobile game War of Heroes. Her cards are:
Wasp
[Pixie] Wasp
[Stylish] Wasp
[Surprise Appearance] Wasp
[Woman Worth Marrying] Wasp
[Cool and Collected] Wasp
[Dimension Jaunt] Wasp
[Sleuth] Wasp
[Tragic Bond] Ant-Man & Wasp
Marvel Heroes
Marvel Heroes
The Wasp appears as a Team-Up character. Though she herself is not playable, she can be equipped to provide support for one of the playable heroes. She is voiced by Colleen O'Shaughnessey.
Lego Marvel Super Heroes
Wasp in Lego Marvel Super Heroes
The Wasp is playable character in the game.
Marvel Puzzle Quest
Wasp is a playable character in the game.
Wasp in Marvel Puzzle Quest
Her bio in the game says: Hoping to avenge her father's death, socialite and fashion designer Janet Van Dyne sought help from her father's colleague Hank Pym. Revealing himself to be Ant-Man, Pym performed a procedure granting Janet the ability to shrink and grow wings, transforming her into the Wasp!
As a founding member and longtime leader of the Avengers, Wasp has proven that despite her size she can still be resourceful and effective asset to any team!
Disney Infinity
Wasp in Disney Infinity War
The Wasp appears as a non-playable supporting character in one of the missions for the Avengers toy box. She is once again voiced by Colleen O' Shaughnessey.
Marvel Future Fight
Wasp in Marvel Future Fight
Wasp is a payable character in the game. She is a blast type, and her description in the game says: Janet van Dyne was a daughter of a wealthy scientist named Vernon van Dyne. During an experiment, however, an alien monster was unleashed and Dr. van Dyne was killed. Her father's associate, Dr. Henry "Hank" Pym, had created a substance called "Pym Particles", which allowed the user to grow or shrink in size, and had become the superhero Ant-Man; when Janet's father died, she convinced Pym to help her, and he gave her a supply of "Pym Particles" and subjected her to a procedure which granted her the ability to, upon shrinking, grow wings and fire blasts of energy, which she called "wasp's stings".
She was release in several costumes:
Wasp - Classic
Wasp - All-New, All-Different
Wasp - Marvel´s Ant-Man and the Wasp
Marvel Avengers Academy
Wasp in Avengers Academy
A teenage version of the Wasp is playable in the game, voiced by actress Alexandra Daddario. She is recruited during the tutorial.
Lego Marvel's Avengers
Wasp in Lego Marvel´s Avengers
The Wasp appears as a playable game in two iterations. Her comic incarnation is playable in the standard version of the game, while the MCU version of the Wasp is playable as part of the Ant-Man movie DLC Season Pass.
Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order
Ultimate Alliance 3
Wasp appears as a playable character in the third Ultimate Alliance game, voiced by Kari Wahlgren.
Merchandise
Marvel Legends and Bishoujo
Toy Biz released a Wasp figure for the short-lived Avengers: United They Stand line.
Toy Biz released a Wasp figure for the M.O.D.O.K. Build-a-Figure wave in the Marvel Legends line.
Toy Biz also included a small Wasp figurine with the Marvel Legends Goliath figure.
Bowen Designs released several Wasp statues and busts.
A Wasp figurine was produced by Eaglemoss Publications.
A Wasp figure was included in Hasbro's Super Hero Squad line.
A 3.75 inch Wasp figure was released as part of Hasbro's Marvel Universe line.
A Wasp figure was released for Hasbro's Marvel Legends line as part of the Ultron Build-a-Figure wave for the Ant-Man movie. Though it was released as part of the merchandise for the film, the figure depicts the comic version of Jan, not the movie version.
Kotobukiya released a Wasp statue for the company's Bishoujo line.
Wasp was included in Hasbro's Marvel Legends Vintage line.
Popular Recognition
IGN's Top 100 Comic Book Heroes of All-Time (2011 list): Wasp ranked #99
Marvel.com's Greatest Avengers of All-Time (2013 list): Wasp ranked #5
