magneto... .. opening of uncanny x-men 2 maybe teh very first opening...

magneto:  ... the first of many is the first of equals.. the evils of devil may care follies are the nonsense of duels many with lentils first in equals many evils dwa dawn the first of many.. the .. no let's see what comes first... brinngg?  hello mookse .. hows the griopose..

nude rogue alone in the audience:  yayy ayyyy yayy.. hehehehe

magneto:  ahh.. yess.. so anyway.. lokiing thru his papers... I must be getting enile.. imen senile.. this is silly very silly..  this is very strange.. I am SUCH an odd cuck cluck.. cluck clukc cluke clut klute clute.. an odd duck indeed this magnus fellow.. MAGNETO.. yes that's my name .. dunno wear it out.. I'm sorry.. so very very sorry, dear dear rogue.. ahhghghhhh...

nude rogue:  are you okay, dear father, dear father.. agghhh

nude scarlet witch enters:  they're coming .. quicksilver your brother magneto he's back I pulled him back..

quicksilver:  I don't want to be here.. I don't want to be here.. but I am your loyal BROTHA forver magneto..  we are both black men..

magneto:  thank you.. I mightily appreciate that magneto JUNIOR..

quicksilver:  yeh, hehe yeah.. son of magneto till the end..

magneto:  son of magneto I heartily like the sound of that .. yes faith heartily...

quicksilver:  where's pyro..

nude scarlet witch:  he joined the UNCANNY x-men..

magneto:  ahh HAH>.. clever of him.. very very clever pyro.. not devious at all .. no not devious at all.. I'm the devious believer of the two of us.. where's the aforementioned "alex"..

nude scarlet witch:  "bloogbbbb?... who who wot wots  sorry so sorry alex.. im just jest panicing..

magneto:  ah yes shame on me twice for thinking it.. not alex at all.. blob it is ... blooiiieebbbb... blobby boy harry Knowles..

blob:  here I am.. ahh sorry.. pyro's gone the way of the lifing lifting..


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at the uncanny x-men headquarters, pyro blob is sitting in leasuirely posture guy gardner FIRST JLI issue style...

pyro:  so sorr sorrggy ol' por boy matt.. so I'm the leader of the x-men unaccountable.. we've got it all in the rule book or Roberts order here.. so let's work on this what I'm going to do is a revisionist accountability for the team .. let's just get a role o]f the die here.. it's a maxi pad we're looking at..

nude Mexican big brother nude sister nude kitty pryde:  he's SO cool .. and dashing..

nude Maggie sawyer shadowcat nude:  this is weird.. so weird.. what's he pulling at ... who is he..

iceman:   I think he think's he's leader of the uncanny x-men.. and I think he's right..

Cyclops arrives..

Cyclops:  uh, pyro..

pyro:  yes, pop..

Cyclops:  never mind.. go right ahead.. - he leaves -

Pyro:  okay so the maxi-pad vision for hugh hefner's mansion..

Cyclops:  uh, pyro..

Pyro:  - like Xavier magneto - whhaaagghhttt??!!

Cyclops:  never mind..

Pyro:  So the truth is way way out there..

Cyclops:  uh pyro..

Pyro:  yes, master...

Wolverine enters sinisterly a nude sister beckons to him..

Wolverine:  Gentlemen must lead early.. here pyro here's some milk...

Pyro:  ahhhhh - throw's the milk on the floor..

Wolverine:  ahhh.. i'll get it.. - logan brooms up the milk with a silly witch broom -

Cyclops:  ahh.. wolvie.. we gotta talk about this demon demonic possession thing.. the milks not good.. it's tainted .. real tainted.. with e. coli.. ahhh .. that is so not funny.. insulin is the last thing you find in milk...

Logan:  yes master - he removes his mask - how'd ya like my moustachio...

Cyclops:  vermins.. just vermins man.. wicked vermin..

Crispin glover:  you callleedd.. heheehe... he is normal human now.. foor nowww.....

pyro:  he's my first recruit..

Cyclops:  uh, ah, good job pyro..

Logan:  Great GREAT job, pyro.. your leader as long as you want the job.. Xavier jobs magneto Xavier is a bit over the underhill now.. here i'll drink that milk.. ahhh jest kidding, jest kiddin,' kiddowalk greenhorn, don' dunno kill book of kells kell cull me , mon... mon day mon juice.. the noni spring calls.. get a noni plant and eats it raw.. awwwgeerrggmmmmwwimmm....

nude rogue arrives:  ahh guys...

Cyclops:  uh , guys..

Wolverine leads the attack..

All:  AHHHH...

nude shadowcat:  DIE BITCH DIE YOU KILLED MY MOTHER ... nude ms marvel was my moofer.. boo hoo sniff..

nude rogue:  boo hoo sniff sniff..

logan: sorry sorry maybe we ken kennet be fwiends.. fweinds friends foh life kinneit kin or krikit.. let's go pal  .. he takes off with nude rogue in a truck a four weeler van..

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nude rogue:  how'd you get those claws, wolvie..

logan:  it hurts to tell it.. every time, kid, every time...