Thanos: I - am - Thanos - - - - Blummm?
..... hmmmm?...
Thanos: So, on to work. The planet earth is being invaded. We've gotta stop it. Permanently. With extreme prejudice. The star sapphire silver sapphire PURPLE satin sapphire corps must diet.. hmmm?... diiieettt???....Time to enlist the marvel superhero's for a COSMIC ODYSSEY... I am a plegthm spewing magotite.. Adam Warlock is a jerk..
Thanos: So, we've got to start with Hollywood... operation genocide begins in Hollywood.. it's the only way to stop the purple silver sapphire nude feminazi invasion of earth.. we've got to shoot pussy.. scarlet's will do .. she is nude for it...
The Punisher: Let's get to work.. I've just signed on as your secretary of state and national security adviser..
Thanos: Punisher, you fool, you numbskull, you dimwit, ya idgit.. you are not my secretary of state... you are my national security adviser.. and Only that..
The punisher: mew.. yuck.. their goes the hornblower..
the punisher was a worthy so-and-so.. go he so-and-so so-an'-so for th e hornblower morning trough to Cambodia to the killing fields .. he the punisher enjoyed torturing daisy's for life.. he arranged abortions for the fife.. the lived by his hair razing razor kife.. he never the punisher knew a foe like himself.. he was drunk..
Avengers 4: Infinity wars cosmic odyssey...
written by Harry Knowles..
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