Birds of Prey, directed by Peter Jackson

starring Uma Thurman, Sarah Polley, Ben Affleck and Hillary Swank as Lady Shiva...

Pamela Isley: ..”.. I am a miss universe moron la fay of true silly icon bliss.. my breasts have known autumn leaves and my nude bare bum exquisitive has he force automotive of an atom bomb.. this is my green nude self rarely covered in autumn leaves and a true nude woman left in a nucleur winter cold.. so I can be dressed in the cold autumn weather and in nothing else.. why Batman .. I didn't know you cared...”

Ben Wayne: ..”.. Well.. Poison .. I'm indeed relieved that you finally consider yourself one of the good guys as I always did.. from the very first day we met..”

Pamela Isley: ..”.. I am the hawk angel of the group .. Barbara Gordon thinks I cover the low colours of the colour spectrum organic spectroscopy indeed of the Birds of Prey circle.. we make together all three or four of us silly prey birds a quaint benzene molecule.. “

Ben Wayne: ..”.. always thinking of organic chemistry metaphors... I always admired that about you Poison..”

Pamela Isley: ..”.. among other things.. Ben..?..”

Ben Wayne: ..”.. I admire how you always managed to avoid being a true girl in trouble.. the Lex Luthor thing with me.. I'll get over it.. I'll get over it..”

Pamela Isley: ..”.. Lex always considered you an esteemable rival and a true mighty opposite... Ben...”

Ben Wayne: ..”.. Lex and I were always meant to be.. something.. not friends.. “

Pamela Isley: ..”.. oh sob sob.. I am truly sorry to hear that, Ben..”

Ben Wayne: ..”... it's because when we Lex and I do the ultimate corporate merger.. it'll be the New Gotham Bridge to planet apocalips..”

Pamela Isley: ..”.. and I always hoped to be a bridge not a goal.. as a famour philosopher once said was the reality of man..”

Ben Wayne: ..”.. perhaps you.. Poison.. will be the rainbow.. the symbol of God's redemption and self-forgiveness for the Great Flood.. which will serve as the undercurrent wheathers and storms a kind of underground river of Gotham I see you personally symbolizing.. a Paris Under ground of Gotham itself you personally incarnate.. Ivy.. you are the underground labyrinth of the Paris Opera House.. Poison ivy.. “

Pamela Isley: ..”.. you know why... after all this is over.. Batman.. why I am still destined to go to Hell when I die and burn forever in sulpherous flames.. because a horse will guide me in a horse and carraige to my destiny under the Gotham Paris Opera House.. and thru the autumn nucleur bomb which is the skin and the very pores of my skin thru which a nucleur winter seeps and kills.. and thru this phenomenon I will cause the decaying death of this horse my guide.. a drink true sobs now..”

Ben Wayne is silent..

The Mad Hatter and the Toyman show up..

The Toyman: ..”.. ahh.. Poison.. Poison ivy.. I have an endless, almost infinite, truly infinite supply of red kryptonite.. we can use it on you..”

Poison ivy: ..”.. whahat..?.. but red kryptonite can only have a positive effect on me.. I know that about the burning lava sunspot sores within my red blood cells..”

Batman: ..”.. wait.. guys..”

Mad Hatter: ..”.. poison ivy.. I have alchemical powers given to me by the legacy of Parcelcus, Trithemius, John Dee, the Egyptian God of Libraries Thoth, and from many other such famour, truly notorious alchemists who I have studied for but a single one of my lifetimes.. I have I believe the mystical incantations by which I … the Mad Hatter.. can transform.. you .. Pamela.. Pamela Isley.. into an honest unicorn.. into a true unicorn of myth.. but not just any unicorn.. into the Queen Empress of Unicorns.. “

Poison ivy: ..”.. ahh.. that will truly make me into a my little pony.. AHHHIIIAHHHH.. that way I will NEVER hurt horses..”

Birds of Prey.. script by Scott Snyder.. and hopefully.. Gail Simone..?..

directed by Peter Jackson..

.. medusa ...