Lois Lane: ..".. I am a beezwork busy-hive of mellow-yellow honeybee yellow syrup honey activity in the DAILY PLANET.. for I am slow as syrup and honey in the DAILY PLANET!!!!!!.. the daily DAILy planet.. for I am a hony horny honey beehive waxwork Virginia Woolf the waves and waxing of Lois Lane of the DAILY PLENTIFUL PLANET where poppy-seeds are plentiful.. and I am an agriculture of pure bustly-whustly planetary newsy-newsy activity .. like a true honeybee of true journalistic merit and pure vintage honest lois lane integrity of the news-newsy variety.. for I am a variety fair demi moore pregnant with the soul of the true blue soul of the Daily Planet lois lane.. a true-blue blue and white-collar worker newsy-newsy journalistic integrity DAILY PLANET.. we are a true-blue newsy-newsy paper of the righteousness of integrity.. and wait.. I am going to go to a newspaper columnist WORKSHOPP... yeeyeyeyeeyyeyeye.. a study-WORKSHOP that the Daily Planet offices provide free office space for for poor, poor lois lane a WORKSHOP for the lois lanes and lana lang's and cat grant's .. wait.. how about we leave cat grant out of the workshop for los lane up-and-comer early-riser NEWSPAPER paper-woman cone-woman unicorn out of the purest paper-mache woman .. a true newspaper paper-mache lois lane working to learn the basics of .. journalistic integrity at a WORKSHOP for early-bird and riser journalist in study-training to learn journalist courses and free workshops... uh.. perry.. do I need to register with this workshop.. .. I mean .. do I need to sign up a few weeks or months in advance for this workshop.."
Perry White: ..".. NO!!. GOD NO!!... okay... present-day Daily Planet Staff.. you're ALL fired.. I mean it.. all of you staffers.. get the hell out of my office and the hell out of my Daily Planet.. we're cleaning house.. we're cleaning house.. I mennit.. this is an office building not a hostel.. no hostile warfare in MY .. and .. lois's.. daily planet.."
Lois Lane: ..".. DAILY PLANET!!!??!!!!... donna worry.. perry.. illa getta the hell out of your office builing and scooter my wait out.."
Perry White: ..".. no NO... sorry.. lois.. real sorry.. you can stay .. everyone except for lois and jimmy.. everyone but those two get the hell out of the Daily Planet offices..!.."
scene for Steven Spielberg's "Superman man of steel 1" written by Scott Snyder..
Victoria Hill: Lois Lane
Perry White: George Clooney
Jimmy Olsen: Chris Pennington
.. medusa frank ...
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