The Joker: ..".. a rindside street derby languishing in a dream Gotham delirium.. always brings a smile to my face.. a ringside derby smile.. so Gotham languishes in a crime-spree delirium front page Gotham Star edition.. hmghmgph.. wait'll they get a load of me.. wait'll they get a load of the true man of the Russian Gotham gentry I've become.. a true Dandy of the Russian Gotham Gentry.. indeedy I be that so much.. a Baudelairian Dandy who has no Time fer Crime... Crime is in a state of nature.. ahh.. these Gotham middle-class urban dwellers.. so dolgern dumb I don't think they can even summone the mental autopoetic power to even SEE the true epic plague of Crime in Gotham.. plain o'l jane and john doe white-collar crime.. the true enemy and nemesis of civic law and order in Gotham.. the o'l juss' plain usual culprit of Hollywood true North.. white-collar crime.. now .. the Joker is a prince of Street Crime.. but he draws the line at white-collar crime.. now.. here's our friend and ally of true Gotham civic order.. Bruce Wayne.. who is suing himself for embezzlement embuzzlingment and embuglement.. dibuzzle and deebuzzle me blizzard him sluggard.. oh.. well.. Bruce Wayne has debugled and convinced.. me.. now .. I Joker, clown prince of Gotham, must also become prince of White-collar crime.. ahh.. sigh.. why does this happen to poor clown prince Joker Beelzebub.. why oh why spell the name Joker with a big thick "JAY"... i'm the joker in jay benguinnie suit.. and tails.. I want to be in tuxedo tails.. a true purplish hue for the costume of the Joker.. Batman has more than one costume.. why should the Joker be exempt from wearing more than one Joker-suit or Joker-tuxedo.. ehespehscially if the Joker is going to be getting his foot in the door of true clown prince white-collar crime.. a dandy time for the Joker.. thanks Bruce.. thanks a LOT..!.."
.. monologue for the Joker in the Darkkight Detective for Tom McCamus's Joker written by Scott Snyder-2.. for gail simone junior..?..
.. medusa ...
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