Cobra Commander (Hanno Raudsepp) :..".. their's no way to get to the very next step but by starting from the ground floor.."
Baroness (Winona Ryder) :..".. ah.. Cobra... a hop, skip and a jump and we do hopscotch to a ladder at the top of the steps..?.. and Serpentor (Johnny Depp) is coming and he wants one of your spare first Cobra Commander masks and maybe he can help our ascent into true power..."...
Cobra Commander (Hanno Raudsepp) :..".. ah.. yes.. Serpentor.. that brat-upstart Serpentor.. we will have frost-bitten scabies in hell before he leads the Cobra Squad.."
Baroness (Winona Ryder) :..".. ahh.. yess.. scabies.. that went on forever didn't it.. what will the Joe's think of next.."
Cobra Commander (Hanno Raudsepp) :.. "... yes those Body-Breaks ads were G. I. Joe sponsored.. but they may not have been the reason for the scabies.. teh Joes may not be responsible for this..."
Cover Girl (Uma Thurman) is on the Cobra telecom-screen, in fuzzy light blue static..
Cover Girl (Uma Thurman) :.."... the Joe's do not claim responsible for the epidemic of scabies.. it has wrought desolation among our ranks too.."
Cobra Commander (Hanno Raudsepp) :..".. I'm sorry to hear that, cover girl.."
Cover Girl (Uma Thurman) :..".. this pain should make us even stronger... it can't possibly make us any weaker than it already has.."
Cobra Commander (Hanno Raudsepp) :..".. and still the Joe's are mightily winning the war against Cora.. Bully for you, Joe's.."
Cover Girl (Uma Thurman) :.. ".. much appreciated, Cobra Commander.. I heard that last pleasant remark.. I wish we could be friends in better time.."
Baroness (Winona Ryder) : ..".. despite the scabie's can you still blend into a pile of oranges.. Cover Girl.."
Cover Girl (Uma Thurman) :..".. what.. what kind of remark is that, Baroness.. how dare you.."
Baroness (Winona Ryder) ; ..".. it was.. meant as an honest query as to your maintenance of your considerable skill-set, Cover Girl..)
Cobra Commander: .. - quickly - ..".. quite, quite.. Baroness.. sorry.. Cover Girl.. neither the Baroness or I could blend into carrots, oranges, apples, cantelope, pomegranate as this skin infection has worn deeply on to both of our skin.. but sores and blood-red wounds.. Cover Girl.. may actually look more pleasing on a woman than on a man's skin..."
Cover Girl (Uma Thurman) :.. ".. why.. Cobra Commander.. I never knew you cared.."...
Cobra Commander: .. ".. for this war between the Joes and Cobra .. their must be.. great love.. as Nietzsche said.. i believe.. that to confront the great problems of the world .. their must be great love.."
Baroness (Winona Ryder) :.. ".. and he also said that friendship is the most profound, deepest, most authentic form of love.. he distrusted romantic love greatly.. actually.."
Cobra Commander: .."... yes.. and I distrust friendship much more infinitely more than I do romantic love.. that's where their is a cataclysmic division between my thought and Nietzsche's.. for the divisions between men and woman altogether evaporate completely when friendship happens between them..."
Cover Girl (Uma Thurman) :.. "... Jesus Christ!.. Cobra Commander.. how do you know these things.."
Baroness (Winona Ryder) :..".. for any concerned.. I'm still greatly recovering from the scabies.."
Cover Girl (Uma Thurman) :.. ".. Baroness... please .. pay attention to your leader.."
Hawk (Kevin Costner) comes on the telecom screen beside Cover-Girl..
Hawk (Kevin Costner) : ..".. that's enough, Cover Girl.. ah.. heh.. fraternizing with the enemy, I see.. Cobra Commander.. some of your terms and conditions are begging the question.. The President looks to much like the actor who played Hans Gruber in "Die Hard" not to be a Cobra agent.. so you win this round.. Commander.. but we recently had Donald Trump as President acquit himself competently as such.. so America is still recovering from that ordeal.. we need another Bill Clinton as President and Cobra has obliged.. so don't be too sure you've won this round after all, Commander.. and we have installed a Military Sanctions Infrastructure around whatever the Hell Country.. ahh.. Qatar.. whathe.. United.. Arab.. Emerites.. that Serpentor presently rules.. okay,.. now.. Commander.. neither you or I want him as the leader of Cobra.."
Baroness (Winona Ryder) : ..".. I could live with it.. I guess.."
Cover Girl: ..".. Absolutely Not!.. and what makes you act so American anyway.. Baroness.. I thought you were a Russian girl.."
Cobra Commander (Hanno Raudsepp) :.."... she read Henry James last three late great novels out loud to herself with great sense of inflection and intonation breath and rhythm.. that's how she acquired her delicate American accent.."
Cover Girl (Uma Thurman) :..".. so that's what it took.. the greatest American writer in American history..."
screenplay written by Hanno Jason Leigh / Hanno Ridal Raudsepp...
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