Ironhide (Sean Bean):..".. yeah.. it's like... aww, hell.. I mean, I'm going to hell.. I mean it.. I'm going to rust in peace in hell or in a not-so-peaceful hell.. and .. it's like.. see their's a place called... earth-3.. for the earthlings of planet earth... and it's the one place where they can honestly regroup.. like acquire a fighting chance.. regroup I mean by tectonic, almost telluric mass-network-telepathy means.. that kind of regrouping.. and it's .. already the Spring of 2008.. on planet earth.. by earth-time.. maybe our time to back here on Cybotron.. and.. I just - ...".. he starts breaking down, almost in tears .. -.. ".. it's that.. I'm gonna ... I'm going .. to do something really bad.. something like.. mass automobile-fraud.. mass automobile-sabotage.. on an international political-scale on planet earth.. like single-handedly.. like it won't be the real autobots doin' this... it'll just be me.. Ironhide.. the fakest autobot of all.. doing it singlehandedly... rigging thousands.. sorry.. rigging millions of cars on planet earth to hit and violently collide with the human inhabitants... I'm doing this.. operation.. single-handedly... it's exclusively me.. Ironhide.. who'se doing this.. this operation.. it's that.. it's like .. collision-theory.. it's only thru this collision with machine and the noble, human inhabitants of earth .. that the earthlings.. human inhabitants of earth.. can teleport their dream-selves .. right.. INTO .. earth-3.. one of the most telepathically active parallel realities in the Milky Way galaxy .. and maybe in several others.. and then they return eventually after several decades... they're dream-self.. see.. I know how it happens.. it's the superior-mind of a very unique Decepticon.. who I talked to.. and it's like... I'm not even sure if this Decepticon is a he or a she.. but he.. or she.. is absolutely .. brilliant.. astonishing intellect.. okay.. the name of this Decepticon is "Buzzsaw".. one of the hawk or eagle-Decepticons.. not sure which.. and Buzzsaw has a very adroit, subtle, outright Jamesian way for the dream-selves of the human earthling inhabitants of earth to leave.. earth-3.. the telepathic Noah's Arc of parallel realities.. earth-3.. how to leave it back to what is presumably the earth-1 of 2008... it's like... he says... if people started talking into their tape-recorders doing personal vocal-recorded journals.. on audio-cassette.. in earth-1.. which he Buzzsaw figures a lot of people did.. see... Buzzsaw says that's the key.. that Buzzsaw has a self-cloning device within his or herself... in the sense that Buzzsaw actually IS every one of those thousands or more of audio-cassettes that people spoke into.. dictating their verbal, audio-journals.. Buzz-saw actually IS those aurdiocassettes.. he or she is ALL of them.. Buzzsaw can clone his or herself ... many, many, many, many, many times.. as audio-casettes.. as many, many, many, many audiocassettes.. so it's when the people who arrived in earth-3 from the year 2008.. start listening to their audiojournals with their earphones.. that they recorded so long ago.. listenin' to the Buzz-saw's.. listenin' to the Buzz-saw's.. that's their re-entrance back into earth-1.. easy as pie, sea.. or as complex as pie from The Big Apple Restaurant.... let's say as complex as Apple-Crumble Pie.. much, infinitely more nuanced and Jamesian than my method of getting them into earth-3 in the first place..."
This monologue for Sean Bean's autobot-character, "Ironhide"... was written by screenwriter.. Hanno Jason Leigh.. aka.. Hanno Ridal Raudsepp.. for the Brian DePalma-directed, "Transformers; Robots in Disguise" movie...
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