Steven Spielberg plays himself in the 16-hour, stand-alone movie, "Superman; man of steel", directed by Steven Spielberg.. as actor and director in the same movie.. for the very first time.. in a Superman movie...

Steven Spielberg (playing himself):.. ".. okay, guys.. I'll level with you.. it's what happened with "Raiders of the Lost Ark".. first.. the Nazi's in "Raiders..".. were played by Israeli's, by ethnic Israeli's.. and they therefore have a stringent, fierce, unbendable, unbreakable code of protecting the honour and dignity of women.. and .. sorry.. that's what the gore.. the face of the most heroic Nazi of all.. his face actually melting in the scariest, most horrific horror-movie scene in movie history at the end of "Raiders.. ".. was.. he was played by an ethnic Israeli.. and that scene.. the scariest horror-movie scene in movie history... he did that scene for one reason and one reason alone.. to protect actress Karen Allen... from being.. sorry.. from being humiliated in "Raiders.. ".. and in having that sexual humiliation of her be in the final cut of the movie and released in North American and European movie theatres.. it's what.. Hegre Art is all about.. Hegre Art is about making sure this NEVER happens again.. it's what the women let happen to their bodies on Hegre Art.. to replace a horrific scene of a man's face melting horrifically.. to replace a scene like that happening in a movie with an image of a woman's body being .. abominated.. on Hegre Art.. the women.. the models of Hegre art are building a new Camelot... of Women.. of Female Knights.. of Camelot.. of the new Camelot.. these women incarnate the very soul and spirit and courage of Arthurian Chivalry.. and... okay... sorry... one last thing.. to explain what happened with .. ".. Raiders... ".. I think you should pay close attention to Jacqueline Dickenson on Surreal Life 5... on Surreal Life season 5.. which co-starred Bronson Pinchot.. a woman... was her name.. Caprice..?.. was Caprice on that season.. ?.. Jacqueline Dickenson was on that season .. season 5.. and finally .... the next Harrison Ford.. the next Indiana Jones.. a sports hero... was on that season.. season 5.. of "The Surreal Life"..."...