Brandon Routh is Clark Kent...

Clark Kent (Brandon Routh):.."... the memory is coming back to me.. seeing Disney's animated, "Peter Pan".. when I was a child.. with my uncle Bruce Stock.. I think as an adult he was traumatized into silence by the movie and he couldn't give me any words of condolence driving the way back home... it's.. that.. Peter Pan was trying to KILL Captain Hook in that movie.. with savage glee Peter Pan was hell-bent on forcing Captain Hook to be eaten by that crocodile.. and Captain Hook is swimming with mad terror back and forth between the hull of the ship.. the hull.. the hull right..?.. back and forth between the lower edge of the ship... of his ship.. and the crocodile.. and I kept on saying.. "okay.. Smee .. save him.. okay Smee. rescue him..".. and meanwhile Smee .. I think he was playing parchisee with the other pirates.. or Smee was drinking tea and just kind of just relaxing and being completely OBLIVIOUS to the fact that Captain Hook was going to be eaten by that crocodile any SECOND now... and then.. maybe a cannon goes off or something.. finally Captain Hook is blown on to that boat...… on to a small boat that Smee is on.. wait.. I think Smee is going on a boat to leave to go in the OTHER DIRECTION than Captain Hook who is still in fear of his life from the crocodile.. and a cannon or something goes off and the force of it by accident throws Captain Hook on to the small boat that Smee is on... and then you see later on.. Hook is lying on this boat with this huge, delirious smile on his face that he is safe.. like.. the smile that the Grinch makes.. and then.. Hook .. Captain Hook starts getting his spirit back.. and he says .. let's go back again and battle Peter Pan.. and Captain Hook starts getting excited to engage in.. to make plans to ship ahoy at sea again to engage Peter Pan in active combat.. and Smee gets this mean look on his face.. and then Smee finds a bottle.. and Smee HITS Captain Hook on the head with a bottle .. and knocks Captain Hook unconscious.. and Captain Hook.. you know that look that Donald Duck has on his face when he's trapped outside hte house and Chip and Dale.. I think they're eating his pancakes.. and Donald Duck does something.. twisted.. with his face.. to prepare us for what is done .. with Captain Hook's face.. the Satanic thing that is done with Captain Hook's face as he loses consciousness when he's hit on the head with the bottle by Smee.. and then.. I blacked out and forgot .. what Smee said.. Smee said.. "You will not hurt that young boy, Captain Hook".. and then Smee dusts off his hands with that clapping dusting off your hands gesture... that young boy... Peter Pan.. who was hovering above Captain Hook who was above the Crocodile with the Crocodile's open mouth.. Peter Pan who in that posture was trying to PUSH .. to PUSH Captain Hook into the crocodile's mouth.. "you will not hurt that young boy, Captain Hook".. from Smee… the same Smee who did nothing .. who didn't KNOW ANYTHING about the monstrous, horrific, Satanic danger Captain Hook was in... and when those women.. when they were ripping out the front toe nail out of Lois Lane's (Victoria Brianne Hill's) big toe... and I .. Clark Kent.. who AM Superman.. I .. I did absolutely NOTHING .. for the two DAYS taht this happened...

                  .. I

                         .. did..

                                .. NOTHING!!...

                            … SUPERMAN!!!... "

       Clark Kent collapses on the sidewalk...