.. Roger Ebert:..".. Scorcese's... very, very first 'The Uncanny X-men' movie.. his directorial debut as director of.. a 'The Uncanny X-men' movie.. was the 11-hour 'The Uncanny X-men- the story of Poison ivy"... and the reality contained within this movie.. this marvel comics reality within this movie... became so abjectly horrific.. that God.. Yahweh himself.. cancelled this reality.. and found a much, much safer reality for every single character in this 11-hour the story of poison ivy Uncanny X-men movie.. to reside in.. to be Yahweh-teleported to... in a movie that is a remake.. when they said that Scorcese would NEVER ever ever be allowed to make another Uncanny X-men movie.. after the story of poison ivy.. he. he does.. he directs a remake.. but this remake is also... uniquely.. both remake.. and sequel.. another Uncanny X-men reality into which Yahweh had teleported every single member of the Uncanny X-men universe... into..."... $3... stochastic disturbance terms... paul dini / joe benitez poison ivy pamela isley hannah jason leigh kate moss hyacinth ryder.... stochastic disturbance terms....