Wednesday, April 27, 2022
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APRIL FOOLS JOKES APRIL 1, 20203 COMMENTS ON BREAKING: DISNEY TO BUY SONY, MERGE WITH APPLE
BREAKING: Disney to buy Sony, Merge with Apple
by ZACH JOINER
Well, it finally happened.
Disney buys Sony for 6 billion, Disney and Apple to Merge.
After years of speculation, it finally happened. Disney and Song are now one big Symbiotic family. Ghostbusters, Spidey and Men In Black are all under the Sony banner, Sony Pictures Studio will only house the Home Entertainment Group.
Physically, nothing will change in the short term, Venom and Morbius will be the same.
Reality is that this is a great move for Sony, as it finally is put to pasture.
Initially, it seems the reports couldn’t make 2020 more weirder, but here he are.
“Literally we own everything now.” Tim Cook CEO said to his pet Cat.
“Foolish mortals don’t understand!” Tony Vinciquerra said to George Berryman, our man in the streets. “ I need a new Boat!”
“Originally we were just going to lay everyone off, thanks to COVID, we realize we can Volton it up!” Bob Iger said in a conference call with Brad Douglas.
Ostensively speaking, it appears that a New World Order is coming.
Let’s just hope this blows over by tomorrow.
Since time is of the essence, this deal is expected to close on February 29th 2021.
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