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Saturday, February 14, 2015

extra scenes for superman man of tomorrow

Cat Grant - Nicole kidman

Lois lane - Victoria hill

jimmy olsen - Chris - a man I met in a mental institution, saint josephs in toronto.. hopefully we can find out his last name

perry white - George cloony






Lois lane: So, Henry, can i calle you henry.. i mean hernia.. i mean ahhhh henry.. oboy i mena henry, please, please please, henry can i have your autograph..



henry kissinger: well, i don't see why not.. oh wait this pen doesn't work



lois lane: here, use mine.. hehehehe



henry kissinger: okay



lois lane: so henry hernia .. ahhh henry i men mean.. please, please, please, can i call you hernia.. i men herny .. i mean henry.. so HENRY .. we sorry, sorry, henry okay, henry, king henry the fourth hehehe, the wisest king, the nicest king, he was so nice to his son prince harry, i mean sometimes he wasnt, like you, ahhhh, i mean just like you .. he was ahem .. nice..



henry kissinger: ahh, you are so charming..



lois lane: thank you... thank you so muchsoo much.. so king henry what do you think about our war in nigeria.. we've been there for seven years for petes sake...



henry kissinger, played by frank bonner: wait, on sec on second, how did you know about that, that's sec document..



lois lane: sex document heheheh



henry kissinger: yes, oboy.. you've been studying alien abductions haven't yourself



lois lane: ahhhh.. don't SAY that .. PLEASE...



henry: sorry , sory y.. sorry old poy boy matt



lois lane: i mean alien men abductions.. i men yes i have – beaming with pride -



henry: - gives her an odd look – okay, okay, lets talk.. the war in vietnam



lois lane: WHAT? I men, what- what- where? - what?



Henry: oboy, i thought it was a state secret



lois lane: WHAT? I men, did i spill a state secret all over my dress.. i men, oops..hehehe



henry: what's a vietnam



lois lane: WHAT? Even i know what vietnam is..



henry: well, i don't anymore



lois lane: GOODbye..



henry: oboy



lois lane: i men, no no no i'm – sniff, wahahhaahhwwahhh ahuh ahuh, let's start again.. okay.. so .. the war in .. - smiling happily – vietnam



henry: ahh, so charming..













Perry White: what's a vietman? What's a vietnam?



Lois lane: i didn't understand it.. that's what he said.. i couldn't believe my eyes.. i was seeing things..



cat grant: - almost livid with rage - ahhhhh



perry white: but- what's a vietnam?



Lois lane: i couldn't help it.. he caught me off guard..



Jimmy olsen: but- vietnam. I'm o'l l jimmy and i know – what – a – viet- nam – s . is..



lois namvet: is that a country in viet- what? What a nam- viet



cat grant: ahhhh



lois lane: how do you spell nam – viet ... let alone pronounce..



cat grant: ahhhh



lois lane: or an army like the rouge?



Cat grant: hmmm?



Jimmy olsen: kmer rough?



Lois lane: camelwear? I don't know if they're rouge or not – which means red – think



cat grant: hmm>?



Lois thank: yeah, think that's a sign above my head



cat grant: i don't doubt it lois



lois thank: what is that supposed to mean i men



cat grant: nothing nothing



lois so on to the camel rouge



cat garnt; ahhh



lois lane: hmmm.. camel rouge... i know the irish language camel.. arr ghiofh arrr coollheh arrrr... i studied it in high school between classes..



cat grant: HOME schooled?



Lois lane: uh, yes.. - meekly -.. guilty as charged



cat grant: thought so



lois lane: so did i



cat grant: ahhh



lois lane: why do you say that so much



cat grant: i'll stop



lois lane: good



cat grant: indeed.. I ALWAYS liked you lois.. so wait what did you say CAMEL rough



lois lane: camel ROUGE that's my name don't wear it out



cat grant: camel ROUGE camel ROUGe... aughh you are such a DITZ lois.. such a FUCKING ... DITZ..



lois lane: so meekly – couldn't be meeker or fainter in voice – what?



Cat grant: a DITZ



lois lane: please don't call me a ditz, catwoman.. that's not polite



cat grant: thank you.. wait.. cat- WOMAN



lois lane: not quick on the uptake i see.. i think i'm rather smart after all.. hehehe



cat grant: ahhh



perry white: easy, cat, you're good, but lois is better..



cat grant: i defer to your superior judgement perry... i know... - starts laughing, almost unable to contain restrain herself – lois – is – better



lois lane: what's so funny.. no no i get it.. what?





Cat grabt: ahhh



lois lane: thank you, perry



cat grant: - hurt, crushed- what? But







lois los: wait, i'm sorry, cat, what? But you're the catwoman, you could beat the living shit



cat grant: i mean i know that already



lois los: I mean I MEAN the living shit snot out of me the living SHIT out of me



cat grant: i would never hurt a fly



lois los: but you're the catwoman, you could beat the living shit out of me without .. ahh..



cat grant: ahhh



lois los: don't interrupt.. without beating the living shit out of me without FLICKNING a NAIL..



cat grant: - in tears – thank you, justice league, thank you, i just try so hard – I worked for the president of the united stables.. STATES.. thanks lois.. onces.. i negotiated secret, uber secret peace treaties between le duc tho and mao, even though Kruschev distributed.. ahh.. distrusted the latter and venerated..- almost crying- what what lost my train of thought.. le duc tho and MAO venerated the latter former sniff doesn't matter.. loved ho he loved ho.. damn you lost my train of thougth... like thoth the librarian of EGYPPTTPTT SKIIIYYEEE.. okay okay.. Kruschev MY BABY Kruschev.. always loved his vietnam my BABY Vietnam.. VIETNAM MY BABY.. . .ahh AHHH SKYYEIEIEI.. ah, , i mean, ah those were the days sniff thooosee weeeree the eee dayyys myyyy friiieeenndd weee thooott theeeeyyeedd neeeveeer eeeennddd... when kruschev sniff kruschev knew an apple pie, when biff when noble NOBLE biff that BITCH she was my MOTHER.. when NOBLE biff was going to China to build a plantation..



Lois: sniff , ahuh, ahuh - what's a plantation? .. sniff – whose kruschev?



Cat grant AaaGHHGHGH ah hah ha ha ah ha?!!!! Die, BITCH, die DIE DIE.. you are eeeeeeverything i'm fighting on this earth..



lois lane: please, please, don't call me a bitch, lois, i men, cat-woman, i men, can i have your autograph, don't spell it out..



cat grant: - touched- why certainly... okay GOD this FUCKING PEN WON'T WORK.. die BITCH . . PEN.. what lois.. my BABY...



lois lane: here, use mine



cat grant: ahguaghgha!!!!! DIE, bitch DIE - gary oldman yell – you are EEEEEVVEERRRYY THTHINNGGG i'm fightin on this earth this EARTH.. Aaaugghh! My BABY... - she runs out -



lois lane: we'll make up. .. i'll go see her



jimmy olsen: fuck you lois.. I'll go talk to her..



lois: what?





Cat grant: - comes back – That's it lois, you are so over, no longer ace reporter for the daily BUGLE auugAGHHGH.. you are so someday, you are someday SHOPLIFTING from WAL-MART, don't cry, don't LIE to me, you know you are, yeah, yeah, and i will be CE =EE = O O! Yippee, yeh, yeh, i'll be rich, rich, beyond my wildest dreams.. i will never NEVER be HOT LIPS.. no LIEUTENANT HOULIHAN.. AughaghGAHAUAHGAHG!..



lois: - what? - Bursting in tears like bubble gum – no, no, no, lot lotta worm-woman, no late fine no no no. Ahh don't hurt, me, pleeeasssseee, caat, i'm begging, i'm beggin you, you want to see me beg , i'm BEGGING, pleeaassssee, we we share the same mother..



cat grant: that's biologically impossible – you stupid – fuck



lois: it iiisss?



Jimmery: where i cat..



lois: SHUT UP just.. what? - crushed -



jimmy: shut – what? Where's cat.. thank god i've got to consult with her counsel her commiserate her



cat grant: thank you jimmy thank yourself



lois lane: fuck you!



Jimmy: what? I don't



cat: i say what? Not you – fuck you – crushed- what? Jimmy, i looovvve youuu



jimmy: i know.. what?



Cat grant: if you say what one more time i'm going to blow your head off with this shotgun, i men aaaughghgHGHAGH.. jimmy, i looovvve youuuu



jimmy: what?



Cat: Aaahhggg



:lois: - crying like a little girl – i'm sorry cat, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry – whaaa whaaaa WHAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAWHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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