Lois lane - Victoria hill
jimmy olsen - Chris - a man I met in a mental institution, saint josephs in toronto.. hopefully we can find out his last name
perry white - George cloony
Lois lane: So, Henry, can i calle you
henry.. i mean hernia.. i mean ahhhh henry.. oboy i mena henry,
please, please please, henry can i have your autograph..
henry kissinger: well, i don't see why
not.. oh wait this pen doesn't work
lois lane: here, use mine.. hehehehe
henry kissinger: okay
lois lane: so henry hernia .. ahhh
henry i men mean.. please, please, please, can i call you hernia.. i
men herny .. i mean henry.. so HENRY .. we sorry, sorry, henry okay,
henry, king henry the fourth hehehe, the wisest king, the nicest
king, he was so nice to his son prince harry, i mean sometimes he
wasnt, like you, ahhhh, i mean just like you .. he was ahem .. nice..
henry kissinger: ahh, you are so
charming..
lois lane: thank you... thank you so
muchsoo much.. so king henry what do you think about our war in
nigeria.. we've been there for seven years for petes sake...
henry kissinger, played by frank
bonner: wait, on sec on second, how did you know about that, that's
sec document..
lois lane: sex document heheheh
henry kissinger: yes, oboy.. you've
been studying alien abductions haven't yourself
lois lane: ahhhh.. don't SAY that ..
PLEASE...
henry: sorry , sory y.. sorry old poy
boy matt
lois lane: i mean alien men
abductions.. i men yes i have – beaming with pride -
henry: - gives her an odd look –
okay, okay, lets talk.. the war in vietnam
lois lane: WHAT? I men, what- what-
where? - what?
Henry: oboy, i thought it was a state
secret
lois lane: WHAT? I men, did i spill a
state secret all over my dress.. i men, oops..hehehe
henry: what's a vietnam
lois lane: WHAT? Even i know what
vietnam is..
henry: well, i don't anymore
lois lane: GOODbye..
henry: oboy
lois lane: i men, no no no i'm –
sniff, wahahhaahhwwahhh ahuh ahuh, let's start again.. okay.. so ..
the war in .. - smiling happily – vietnam
henry: ahh, so charming..
Perry White: what's a vietman? What's
a vietnam?
Lois lane: i didn't understand it..
that's what he said.. i couldn't believe my eyes.. i was seeing
things..
cat grant: - almost livid with rage -
ahhhhh
perry white: but- what's a vietnam?
Lois lane: i couldn't help it.. he
caught me off guard..
Jimmy olsen: but- vietnam. I'm o'l l
jimmy and i know – what – a – viet- nam – s . is..
lois namvet: is that a country in
viet- what? What a nam- viet
cat grant: ahhhh
lois lane: how do you spell nam –
viet ... let alone pronounce..
cat grant: ahhhh
lois lane: or an army like the rouge?
Cat grant: hmmm?
Jimmy olsen: kmer rough?
Lois lane: camelwear? I don't know if
they're rouge or not – which means red – think
cat grant: hmm>?
Lois thank: yeah, think that's a sign
above my head
cat grant: i don't doubt it lois
lois thank: what is that supposed to
mean i men
cat grant: nothing nothing
lois so on to the camel rouge
cat garnt; ahhh
lois lane: hmmm.. camel rouge... i
know the irish language camel.. arr ghiofh arrr coollheh arrrr... i
studied it in high school between classes..
cat grant: HOME schooled?
Lois lane: uh, yes.. - meekly -..
guilty as charged
cat grant: thought so
lois lane: so did i
cat grant: ahhh
lois lane: why do you say that so much
cat grant: i'll stop
lois lane: good
cat grant: indeed.. I ALWAYS liked you
lois.. so wait what did you say CAMEL rough
lois lane: camel ROUGE that's my name
don't wear it out
cat grant: camel ROUGE camel ROUGe...
aughh you are such a DITZ lois.. such a FUCKING ... DITZ..
lois lane: so meekly – couldn't be
meeker or fainter in voice – what?
Cat grant: a DITZ
lois lane: please don't call me a
ditz, catwoman.. that's not polite
cat grant: thank you.. wait.. cat-
WOMAN
lois lane: not quick on the uptake i
see.. i think i'm rather smart after all.. hehehe
cat grant: ahhh
perry white: easy, cat, you're good,
but lois is better..
cat grant: i defer to your superior
judgement perry... i know... - starts laughing, almost unable to
contain restrain herself – lois – is – better
lois lane: what's so funny.. no no i
get it.. what?
Cat grabt: ahhh
lois lane: thank you, perry
cat grant: - hurt, crushed- what?
But
lois los: wait, i'm sorry, cat, what?
But you're the catwoman, you could beat the living shit
cat grant: i mean i know that already
lois los: I mean I MEAN the living
shit snot out of me the living SHIT out of me
cat grant: i would never hurt a fly
lois los: but you're the catwoman,
you could beat the living shit out of me without .. ahh..
cat grant: ahhh
lois los: don't interrupt.. without
beating the living shit out of me without FLICKNING a NAIL..
cat grant: - in tears – thank you,
justice league, thank you, i just try so hard – I worked for the
president of the united stables.. STATES.. thanks lois.. onces.. i
negotiated secret, uber secret peace treaties between le duc tho and
mao, even though Kruschev distributed.. ahh.. distrusted the latter
and venerated..- almost crying- what what lost my train of thought..
le duc tho and MAO venerated the latter former sniff doesn't matter..
loved ho he loved ho.. damn you lost my train of thougth... like
thoth the librarian of EGYPPTTPTT SKIIIYYEEE.. okay okay.. Kruschev
MY BABY Kruschev.. always loved his vietnam my BABY Vietnam.. VIETNAM
MY BABY.. . .ahh AHHH SKYYEIEIEI.. ah, , i mean, ah those were the
days sniff thooosee weeeree the eee dayyys myyyy friiieeenndd weee
thooott theeeeyyeedd neeeveeer eeeennddd... when kruschev sniff
kruschev knew an apple pie, when biff when noble NOBLE biff that
BITCH she was my MOTHER.. when NOBLE biff was going to China to build
a plantation..
Lois: sniff , ahuh, ahuh - what's a
plantation? .. sniff – whose kruschev?
Cat grant AaaGHHGHGH ah hah ha ha ah
ha?!!!! Die, BITCH, die DIE DIE.. you are eeeeeeverything i'm
fighting on this earth..
lois lane: please, please, don't call
me a bitch, lois, i men, cat-woman, i men, can i have your autograph,
don't spell it out..
cat grant: - touched- why certainly...
okay GOD this FUCKING PEN WON'T WORK.. die BITCH . . PEN.. what
lois.. my BABY...
lois lane: here, use mine
cat grant: ahguaghgha!!!!! DIE, bitch
DIE - gary oldman yell – you are EEEEEVVEERRRYY THTHINNGGG i'm
fightin on this earth this EARTH.. Aaaugghh! My BABY... - she runs
out -
lois lane: we'll make up. .. i'll go
see her
jimmy olsen: fuck you lois.. I'll go
talk to her..
lois: what?
Cat grant: - comes back – That's it
lois, you are so over, no longer ace reporter for the daily BUGLE
auugAGHHGH.. you are so someday, you are someday SHOPLIFTING from
WAL-MART, don't cry, don't LIE to me, you know you are, yeah, yeah,
and i will be CE =EE = O O! Yippee, yeh, yeh, i'll be rich, rich,
beyond my wildest dreams.. i will never NEVER be HOT LIPS.. no
LIEUTENANT HOULIHAN.. AughaghGAHAUAHGAHG!..
lois: - what? - Bursting in tears like
bubble gum – no, no, no, lot lotta worm-woman, no late fine no no
no. Ahh don't hurt, me, pleeeasssseee, caat, i'm begging, i'm beggin
you, you want to see me beg , i'm BEGGING, pleeaassssee, we we share
the same mother..
cat grant: that's biologically
impossible – you stupid – fuck
lois: it iiisss?
Jimmery: where i cat..
lois: SHUT UP just.. what? - crushed
-
jimmy: shut – what? Where's cat..
thank god i've got to consult with her counsel her commiserate her
cat grant: thank you jimmy thank
yourself
lois lane: fuck you!
Jimmy: what? I don't
cat: i say what? Not you – fuck you
– crushed- what? Jimmy, i looovvve youuu
jimmy: i know.. what?
Cat grant: if you say what one more
time i'm going to blow your head off with this shotgun, i men
aaaughghgHGHAGH.. jimmy, i looovvve youuuu
jimmy: what?
Cat: Aaahhggg
:lois: - crying like a little girl –
i'm sorry cat, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry – whaaa
whaaaa WHAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAWHAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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