most recent age of ultron dialogue by joss whedon for loki and nude black widow and nude wasp dialogue for the very beginning of the movie

avengers age of ultron

 

by joss whedon

 

 

 

Loki: Time. Just like the Doctor who who seventh and best version, the impish version most like whittle me once said- time. Just- time. And he said nothing but.. time. And that was all she wrote..

nude black widow: all i wrote over my nude body with my excrement..

Loki: yes, time, that was all his dialogue- what?

Nude black widow: never mind me- i'm just blabbing...

loki: oh, yes, but what about time, grimlock, grimlock time, i haven't talked enough about it, time is loki – time is the lock and the key... kye... ask katye fo the key...

nude black widow: whoa.. just.. whoa.. jusat.. whoa..

loki: and the skeleton keys of time

nude blake widow: blaaak.. sniff boohhoohooo.. i am a skeleton key.. i am pure skeleton nude body nue black widow... like that sexy nudist skeleton on colin feral no i mean CRAIG ferguson? The scot?

Loki: oh yorss those scoatishaa tarm orf wheisky..

nude black widow: so, scotish time it is, want some whisky?

Loki: be very cleer, very clver, very clover, vervy clever, very clever, very clever, indeed..

nude black widow: thank you.. thank you so much.. heeheeeheee.. i kill myself

loki: you kill me too killerlover.. killroy is coming

nude body nude black widow: ahhhnnoo nooo.. i'm nude.. i'm so nude.. ahhhh..

loki: so post-structuralist thought lears leads into quantum urges, quantum vagues, quantum waves, quantum vagaries, quantum vagary urges, quantum desires vagaries, quantum desires the desire is an imp, an metonym, a dr. Psycho metonym, metonum, num-nubs, a quantum imp, a pygmy dawn desire, a wolf desire, dr psycho is a wolf, in sheeps clothing, a desier a heat seeking missile, a desire a seeking its own aaurn its own urn a desire seeking its own urn for its own fulfilling negation, a negated eclipse desire, an eclipse of the sun desire..

nude black widow: i am sooooo nuuude for youuu... i am youurrr sunn.. an sniff you are my moon..

loki: i am your defeated sight.. i am your reflected light.. i am oure pur pure reflex of you i am pure reflex of you.. i am your opitical light i am your optics, i am your lens by which you see yourself, to see is to violate, i am your lense, your galileo, you are my sun, my only sunshine, you make me happy..

nude black widow: in the grey.. in the grey areas of time.. in my nude grey body corpse .. i'm sad.. i'm so sad i'm naked i make you happy.. i mean.. oh god.. i mean.. i'm GLAD i make you happy.. so gald so gally glad..

loki: you make my hamily fappy

nude black widow: hahaha, so funny so SO funny .. you see.. you're so .. funny

nude scarlet witch: i yippee it's lokiboy .. my babyBABY loki my baby was going to be named loki i was going to name my child loki i f i had had twins i would have name d my two kids loki i and loki two but sniff boo hohoo it was never never meant to be.. i'm your girleegirl your locket forever loki... i'm your big-girl buddy.. forevah.. forevah.. aughhh gawwdd derivities.. derivi... derivei.. deriv.i.. aehhahahhahah gawwwd nnawwwww derivitieves derivitives..

loki: quick quick i'll explain derivitives

nude scarlet witch: oh gqaawwwaawwaawwwwdaawwddd ... why? Whaaaghhyyy? .. whaaggyy!!!???

Loki mein kup eis an orphan... orphaned loki.. liki lickety snicket loki the tale of lickety snicket loki is an orphan.. jim carrey loki is an orphan.. Iiiii ccannnnt liiieeaeIIEIAIAI....

nude black widow: heeheehee... an orphan..

nude wasp: nude wasp! ..Eis here

loki: hi, lovey

nude wasp: i eez so funny, not so funny, sniff, not so funny at all fuuuchhkk... no i eez so funny.. funny.. i am born naked and funny .. funny looking baby i am soooocuuuttee.. just like sally baby.. charlie brown baby sister was so funny looking she was sooo cuuutee.. linus always thought so.. so did poor poor lucy.. that bitch blockhead.. i am born naked like sally in the dew as a flower.. like the sally bird she is.. sally bird was an exotic naked nude dancer of the burlesque theatre who knew lots and lots of ballet and incorporated it into her nude burlesque routines so so ratatatatatat intricately into her striptease nude routines of her nude sally nude body.. she was a boy.. she was a burlesque dancer of the twenties or thirties hard i get those confused a confusion of nude sally and nude kates and nude WASPS the WAP .. whop.. whoopiee.. i am born naked in the dew as a flower.. like silly sally.. like silly savvy .. nude nude rogue.. poorporr poro poor eyore.. poor nude rogue.. i am born naked inthe dew as a flower. A flower of moles.. a flower of moses.. i am born naked in the dew as a flower.. a flower of moses.. i am nude miriam

loki – almost sobbing – miriam, you are miriam of the ahuh ahuh bible.. the poor poor bible .. the book i wrote..

nude black beauty widow: ahuh ahuh.. i am a widow

nude wasp: ahuh ahuh.. sobbing nude miriam nude miriam.. i was born nude miriam.. i was born forever nude

nude black widow: ahuh ahuh.. i sob but i can't cry.. i CAN'T CRY.. wahhhhh

nude black widow: i am a widow.. a crying widow-leaf.. i am nude wahhing martha .. you are nude mary.. i am so, so beautiful, so are yourself

nude wasp: so are you.. i mean, eek

loki: are you okay? Are you okauy? Whaaauchkk.. you went eek

nude wasp: it's okay, i just go eek when SHE'S around

nude black widow: ahauh ahuh ahuh - innocently – who's she

nude wasp: - wahhh – you know who she is

nude wasp black widow: who's she

nude wasp: fuck you! Fuck you! You know who you are..

loki: who? Who is she?

.. nuyde nude wasp: fuck you – i mean, no, sorry

loki: whaaaaat? Hae hee heheheee haw haw.. it's okay, i lover lover love everything abuot about robot about glugg is the robot boy about you in finnegans wake glugg is the robot boy who is lucia joyce.. james joyce's daughter lucia joyce is the robot boy glugg.. it's okay.. it's okay.. i love LOVE everything about you wasp

nude wasp: i wish i wish whoish woisheo whoishe wihsowhehshehshshs..i wish i wish.. i could say the same.. i don't like ANYTHING about me.. i'm so unkillable.. i men i mean unlikable.. i's i'm so starry nude i am and i am so .. unlikablei'm so strange and -boohoohoo- unlikable..

loki: no no that's not true i'm unlikeable SO unlikeable i'm a gOD a GOD remember how i say that you can't hurt me i'm the gingerbread man.. embeth davidtz played me in a movie.. i'm a GOD you say.. i'm the unlikeable fellow.. i'm the most unlikeable member of the avengers.. not .. not you not you at all..

nude wap nud wap nude wasp: you are? I men, i mean , shit , SHIT, no I II I am , not you i i i I I I – that' sh what ahuh ahuh what i meant to say..

loki: i no, i know, don't worry, it's all good, it's all godd. It's all god by the grace of god..

nude black widow: the grace of god all over my nude body

loki: the grace of god.. we're all we're all we're all in this together now.. likesee don't worry sweet wasp, it's all god it's all good, i mean okay

nude black widow: blak.. blake .. okay.. okay.. okay

nude wasp: but i'm bu t im' but i'm so worried of who i'll become sooner.. no later mMUCH much laterthan than

loki: it's okay.. it's okay..no no it's nnot.. it's coming ultron the darkest ultron ofall. The demonstone.

Fiery boy ultron.. orc ultron .. the fiery boy orc ultron is coming.. the greatest outer space ultron.. galactus ultron.. who might have once snuffed out the life of robert de niro ultron.. until a doctor quickly revived.. doc ock.. no no a but a different doctor.. i don't know him.. no someone else does.. oh god.. it's not coming.. a darker shadow of the first... the darkening corner of a false position..

nude black widow: i'm nude crouching nude i am in a corner i am nude

loki: the darkening shadow of a false position is coming

nude black widow: - crying – i am nude in a darkening shadow i am nude under a darkening shadow..

loki: no it's not galactus ultron whose the threat.. it's not moby dick whose the threat.. it's it's SHE.. it's HER... the darkest shadow of mordor

nude wasp: ehahhahahhhahhhhh!!!!

loki: i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm so sorry.. it's okay it's okay.. no i'm not.. i'm not okay.. i'll never be okay

nude black widow: boohoohoo

nude wasp: boohoohoo

nude wasp future: boohoohoowaahhhhhhWAHAHHAHASHFAHHHHHGHGHGHG!!!!!