donald trump eternal freemason presents...

Donald Trump eternal freemason presents...

Celebrity apprentice TWO

bigger more epic more trump

more difficult tasks..

more difficult trasks

tracks lots of tracks

drugs lots and lots drugs

slimer: ein pleinty orf eit..

elizabeth: so how's the drug trade going michael

michael: drug trade going michael.. is that our new team name

elizabeth: yes.. much better than go-go-elizabeth

michael: bitch

elizabeth: yes please

michael: what was that? Are you trying to be funny

elizabeth: i don't have to try.. i'm endearingly pathetic.. pathetic .. pathetic.. PATHETIC..

michael: whoa eliizzabeeettta.. your scaring me

elizabeth: PATHETIC

toral: go-go elizabeth.. it's all pathetic.. there is no glass ceiling

michael: i'm in real estate though

toral: please PLEEAZZZEE don't invent a glass ceiling

celebrity apprentice TWO and FOUR

trump: i personally selected these contestants with anthony eden.. the best and the brightest..

what'r you waiting for folks.. get sucking

elizabeth: great .. now we're celebrity suck..

BIIiIiitiiitchchch...

elizabeth: what, whittle me.. i'm just a naked woman in a mafia trenchcoat.. like all woman should be.. all woman should pose nude in mafia trenchcoat...

bradford: you're telling me.. buildings.. big big think big building big ideas big ideas.. i am maxi-trump

elizabeth: dont you mean nazi-trump

bradford: that ended with the first episode..

stacie c: i love you bradford.. i love how you stook up for me when they made me stuck up witch..

bradford: anything for you babe.. anything for you babe..

elizabeth: what was that? Anything for you boob?

Bradford: no elizabeth.. not not i can't even say that word.. bAaaabBEE

elizabeth: you can't say the word babe.. only boob.. why is that..

Bradford: i don't know betsy i don't know

elizabeth: don't call me betty i'm rubble i'm ruble-woman i'm rude woman divine

bradford: rude woman diva?

Elizabeth: no shut up diVINE

michael: ooohhhhh

bradford: looks like it's just you and me michael versus the chicks

michael: nnoooooooo

stacy j: ping ping ping

elizabeth: stop throwing bricks at the customers, stacy

stacy j: no no it's confetti

elizabeth: looks like heavy bricks to me

stacy j: but but

elizabeth: shut up get to work

stacy j: but but

elizabeth: whose butt mine? How dare you..

stacy j: but but

elizabeth: what- did -you – just – say

stacy j: but but

elizabeth: takes out a shotgun and shoots her dead

elizabeth: oh sorry bradford did i break your concentration..

bradford: we'll need a miracle now

brent: want some confetti

elizabeth: shoots him.... he don't come back no more

bradford: but elizabeth.. how are we going to eat.. he's a world-class chef.. it's like killing bobby flay

elizabeth: already done.. - she gets herself nude out of the trenchcoat..

bradford: that's not going to dissuage me..

elizabeth: it's not meant to.. - she shoots herself in the crotch..- that is..

michael: dinner.. let's enter pizza-loving bliss... sorry it's still frozen..

elizabeth: ahh.. frozen .. my favourite kind....

brad pitt the eldes: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH- MY – GOD OH – MY – GOD OH – MY – GOD – OH – MY – GOD OH – MY – GOD... i deserved taht...