.. Joss Whedon writes the very first issue of "Veronica Cale".. greg rucka takes over with issue #2 onward.. it's an ongoing comic...

joss whedon: writer

ed benes: penciller

brad Anderson: colours

dan green:  inker

Nude veronica cale: arrrr, i be captain hooke mayetey... i be ready to TAKE ON THE WORLD.. the WORRRLLDDD... we don't need no education.. we don't need no thought control.. hey teacher.. sniff boohoo.. leave your kids alone.. boohoo hoo.. . i am going to become a nude evil woman.. i am determined to do this.. ahh .. ahh.. ahh.. tis here.. but yet confused.. all the puzzle pieces are in place.. alll the pieces fit my nude butt.. it pieces itself together pleasantly.... i am all commas.. i am a comma soul.. a reimeann series of commas is me matey.. arrr... i be a pleasant soul..

steve trevor: i have never.. never .. NEVER met a woman like you...

nude veronica cale: ahh, that's so sweet... sweet talker... i bet you say that to impress all the girls.. in heaven all the girls are nude... that's my plan for planet earth.. i am an earth science...

steve trevor: fascinating.. wait.. i'm getting way ahead of myself here..

nude veronica cale: so.. we be mighty opposites... i be hamlet.. and you arree youuu clllaaauudddiiiiussss...

steve trevor: i fear i am forever fated to ve .. to ve.. to be .. claudius..

nude veronica cale: does it have to ve this way.. i have always been hamlet ever since i was born nude into the ocean...nude i depart to sea... and death do us apart my nude breast apart part evenly neatly.. i am all bubbles...

steve trevor: bubbles.. bubbles.. yes bubbles are crime..

nude veronica cale: crime are me.. i be crime matey.. ahh live the life of a crook..

steve trevor: that be the life for me indeedy .. i be a crook your crook forever.. i ve be have much much much to learn from you to become a rocket scientist..

nude veronica: read scientology steve.. read scientology it'll bring peace to your soul....

steve trevor: i will i will wait .. you must be joking..

nude veronica cale: smiling giddily – do i look like i'm joking... i am the world's first fully functional homicidal artist...

steve trevor: fascinating.. just fascinating...

nude veronica cale: ahh. ..the skulls the corpses like a crops of meadows.. i don't know if it's art but i like the judicial system...

stever trevor: yes me too.. wait.. no i don't

nude veronica cale: shame on you steve trevor you should never like the judicial system.. that's my job..

steve trevor: yeah.. that's true.. but you've.. maybe.. you've brought me to an enlightened understanding of foreign stalker crime...

midgard nude veronica cale: i be a midgard serpent.. of crime inway to morrow.. to morrows dusk of crime.. of cim..of ciem of cime.. of cimmenon.. of cenntenial crime.. of cinnemon crime.. of spice crime to my nude breasts...

steve trevor: you say that a lot..

nude veronica cale: what .. my nude breasts..?

steve trevor: no.. the other thing...

nude veronica cale: ahhh...

nude wonder woman: steve .. i think your spending way too much time with veronica cale..

steve trevor: what ever gave you that idea..

nude wonder woman: nothing nothing.. i'm just confused .. fuc cofused with coffee mate..

steve trevor: coffee matey..

nude wonder woman: ahhhhh

nude veronica cale: yess.. tis here vut by but yer yer confused.. knw know knaveries plain face my butt the face of my butt is never seen till used...

maxwell lord: veronica cale... we've got to talk..

nude veronica cale: what about?

.. maxwell lord: about your aspirations.. for dubious dealings...

nude veronica cale: i make know secret of it..

maxwell lord: i know.. that's what troubles me..

nude veronica cale: you don't trust my flamboyant infinite inveterate noteriety...

maxwell: i'm not sure.. therein lies the confusion.. see i'm protecting wonder woman.. but i'm also protecting you.. therein lies the confusion..

nude veronica cale: i confused a mess of my nude self.. i confused my hair all pubic in growth.. i have a vegetable soul..

maxwell: yes.. that troubles me...

nude veronica cale: i a i a think thou doth praise me too much.. i don't deserve all this praise..

maxwell lord: yes you do yes you do..

nude veronica cale: i do ... i do...

maxwell lord: yes.. your sweet .. your sweet .. your so sweet.. like sunflowers..

nude veronica cale: awwww...

nude wonder woman: sniff boohoo hooo.. why is max with this woman.. you're with me max...

steve: i understand his dillemma...

nude wonder woman: so do i .. i guess.. i guess.. boo hoo hooo...

steve: here's the thing.. veronica cale is confused.. no wait she's 100% convinced she's going to go bad early... like a rotten apple.. she's going to go bad early...

nude wonder woman: how long has she been out of the fridge...

steve: she's out of ridley's for good..

nude wonder woman: too bad too bad.. i put her there early...