In "The Uncanny X-men", directed by Scorcese, Henry James version...

and now .. a parenthesis.. courtesy of Mystique, formerly Holly Madison..

THE SURREAL LIFE 2

.. Carribean Ice-ice baby bongo synthetic plosive slinky-sparklup-lightshow-of one of those twirly-things, that you can hold on a spindle-stick that twirls around quixotically like an ice-static sunshine electricity spray windmill on a spindle-dust-cardboard paper-mache stick.. that kind of "Surreal life" music.. in other words.. the original musice.. of Surreal Life 1 and Surreal life 2.. until they drastically DRASTICALLY changed the opening Surreal life theme music into light circus merry-go-round-da-lollipop-doily music with the opening of Surreal Life 3 and stuck to that jingle-melody for future Surreal Life seasons..

.. okay.. so..

Mystique: ...".. ahh.. Tammy Faye.. so we're back on Baker-street.. Charles Xavier cured you of cancer and Magneto used magnetic shock therapy to revive you.. and Charles Xavier healed you're cancer so you could join bestest goodest friend Ron Jeremy to do the new, improved redux version of Surreal life 2.. the bestest, funnest Surreal life season in history.. so you, Tammy Faye, Ron Jeremy and the rest of you has-been washed-out wannebee, lovable celebrities.. except Vanilla Ice being the notable, powerful exception to the rule.. he doesn't actually belong in the Surreal life house.. he's a real celebrity... but I think you can build something big.. do you have old episodes of PTL on old VHS videocassettes.. Tammy Faye.. can someone.. maybe the guy from CHIPS.. can he build a VCR since VCR's no longer exist on planet earth anymore.. I think someone turned back the clock to the first decade of the twentieth century.. so ... I think Vanilla Ice could be the man formerly known as Vanilla Ice and he can now be Vanilla Baker..

Vanilla Ice: .."..  i'll be Ice Baker .. Mystique.. I'll be Ice Baker.. I'll watch old episodes of PTL .. I'm sure our buddy from C*H*I*P*S.. he'll .. maybe he can get an old VCR from the precinct he used to work for..

Trishelle:.. ".... uh.. Ice.."

Vanilla Ice: ..".. gotta see those episodes of PTL .. Trishelle.. my future career as a televangelist awaits.."..


scene written by Chris Claremont-2 (?) for Scorcese's "The Uncanny X-men", Henry James version...