cute romance scene between duke and nude scarlet written by hanno tammuz for g. i. joe: the rise of cobra...

ewan Macgregor: Duke

Scarlett Johansson:  nude scarlet..

Duke: being lost in translation was a terrible thing to do, scarlet..

scarlet: sniff boohoo .. i only do very bad things.. i was once a baby but now do only bad things.. kaboom – sniff -

duke: ther ther.. we can do this together we're all in it together now..

scarlet: maybe, maybe g. i. Joe can give me a raise.. i need it.. i really really need it..

duke: i'll see what i can do, scarlet.. i love you..

scarlet: sniff boo hoo.. do you love the other scarlet too..

duke: i have room in my heart for two women...

scarlet: two breasts for each women..

duke: two girls for every guy..

scarlet: i'm doing the math.. i'm doing the math..

duke: a meth course is in ready proxy..

scarlet: i'm doin' the meth scarlet..

duke: we is a romance in heaven..

scarlet: sniff boo hooo.. i romance for the ages.. i just know just KNOW someday i'm going to kill a man named bumblebee..

duke: - pause – what?

Scarlet: becaue he was a yellow whigger..

duke: woof..

scarlet: yeah, like, woof..

duke: maybe we should talk about this scarlet

scarlet: but i'm but i'm but 'im wahhh a neo.. conser conser conservative jam...

duke: we're all jammed..

scarlet: but my jambs are perpetually jimpjoyed to see each other.. i want you as my binocular man, duke, so i can strip teazily for you...

duke: aww, you're so sweet..

scarlet: sniff boo hoo... i should never have shot that woman and man in the head at the beginning of the movie .. even though i did it for a bad reason and felt remorse.. stone remorse.. now boo hoo hoo.. i'm the bad guy..

duke: you'll never be a bad guy to me, scarlet.. you're a gal..

scarlet: I'm SUPERGAL!....