Note from Batman: Batman honestly
believes all cell-phones have a nanotechnological flesh-eating
disease inside them, air-transmitable.
Cobra Commander: We're still losing.
Geez. We are the untouchables. No cops can reach us. Just try. Just
try. Nyam. Nyam. So, we still haven't killed enough cops. Not even
close. Obama has become the head of Israel. So it's time for him to
employ the IDF against the Canadian cops. It's time to make a Gaza of
Scarborough area, first day is economic blockades. Second day
is Operation Cast Lead, with 1000
casualties quota as long as they be all cops and any collaborating
civilians. Hmmh. Better combine Operation Cast Lead with Operation
Desert Storm and Yemen's Operation Scorched earth- just pretend we're
all Houthi's – with our Gaza Scarborough operation. Make a real
Gaza massacure of Canada, of it's Pentagon centreal base of
operations. Obama's got the death squads to do it. Cobra can't lose
anymore. COBRA!
Cobra is no longer Hamas. Now it's the
Canadian Cops who are Hamas. Long Term. Permanent. Nevermore, quoth
the Raven. Henceforth, Canada is the mid-east crises.
Okay. Back. The Baroness is a rapable
woman. She can't get enough. The girl can't help it. The cops will
oblige, because they're, well, cops. We've got stop them, make a
scorched earth Baroness rescue operation of it. Make a real Sumter of
it. Winona Ryder can be Jodie Foster in The Accused, a movie once
mentioned in a book about Israel for no reason whatsoever.
Rorsarch doesn't like cops who just watch. No Rorsarch does.
Daryll Hannah is the blond Baroness.
She's in London, Canada. All of the above applies to her
Later scene. Much later.
Cobra Commander: WHAT!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with G. I. Joe- how fucked up are these
assholes? They are not an internationally organization
infrastructure of civilian industries established for poste- fuck,
fuck, fuck- I can't even get the words out without sputtering like a
- like a half-blown engine.. G. I. - fucking- Joe are - is - are the
most incompetent, ragtag "team" of goofers, of
goamers, of goody-goody gomers They are lazy stupid fuckers..
They always think they're WINNING.. and when they think they wint
winter win win win, they get lazy, and lose and lose big and utterly
conclusively erasing all their winning like at a casino and going
into the minuses into a debt to their own fucking comfort and
leasuirely class.. and then they win again- annoyingly, stupidly and
lose and lose and lose again. aarrrgh.. Okay, G. I. Joe .
It is important that everyone get involved in supporting the United
Way. So we have something to be proud of. Something. ..
Anything.. Arrrghh. Helot. .. Help United Way scarborough dot
C. A. Meanwhile Cobra Navy Seals are taking over the Cast Lead
Desert Storm Scortched earth operation in scarborough Gaza area.
G. I. Joe is dead. DEAD< , dead < DAD DEAD... and
good riddherring.. Gobra Imean Cobra is the future of operation Cast
Lead. Include London. Both Londons, England and
Canada, for the hell of it. And Scarborough.
Definitely. Absolutely. Incontrovertably. Nevermore,
quoth me. Okay, later. fuck it. Get Savannah drunk.
So she dies and we can begin.
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