The mighty avengers screenplay by hanno raudsepp

The mighty avengers

directed by lars van tiers

written by hanno raudsepp

loki – ralph fiennes

captain america steve rogers – mikey jerome

hank pym – johnny depp

black widow sonia svetlana – winona ryder

wasp – kate moss

tony stark – robert downey junior

moondragon – cynthia belleview

wonder man – mark ruffalo

thor – kevin mckidd

The nude black widow nude sonia svetlana: i'm a gnit.. i'm a gnat.. im a gadfly.. i'm gnatasha.. i'm .. the dreaming

hank: -slowly – the dreaming

black widow: i caused a lot of damage, did a lot of bad, did my bad for good or bad, didn't work.. didn't work.. didn't work.. just payed..

Hank: just payed

black widow - all you can say - weeping – is just payed

hank: i no.. i no..

black widow: no.. no..

hank: lice.. lice in dehair is for da good..

black widow: - softly – what?

Hank: we would ever have known each other so intimately if it hadn't been for the lice.. Henry miller...

black widow: hahaha.. i like lice now..

hank; i never dislike it.. i went to prison for lice..

black widow: hahaha

hank i payed my way

- a phantom of cynthia belleview's moondragon appears-

-gonna getcha, getcha, getcha job interview starts playing -

moondragon: dragon lightning

- dragon lightning appears -

hank:: it's coming-of-age

nude sonia: oh oh oh...

moondrago: i am born from the organic womb of the earth... NEVER the dreaming.... Aaagghhhhh!.. i .. am.. .. organism..

hank: you have a dragon ring i seemingly

nude sonia: oh oh oh

moondragon: i am born.. forevermore.. i am born..

hank: from firering

nude sonia: yes?

Moondragon: from a ring of dragon fire.. burn, baby, burn..

nude sonia: i'm baby.. no, no, no..

moondragon: not for long.. you gotta grow up sometimes

hank: noooo.. don't touch her

moondragon: the iron wall has closed..

- an iron black mordor gate shuts over the screen -

hank in an office room with a bandaged head..

hank: where.. where.. am i .. where's sonia..

compassionate man, like a priest: she's been taken .. into the dreaming.. into a rapid sap syrup dream of eale..

hank: - weakly -what? ..what?

Man: they say it is the fate of those who defy the iron curtain..

hank: - animal yell johnny depp – aaaarrgggghhhh.....

hank pym is in prison

the prison lock jangles clanks then opens unlocks.. the prison gate mystically opens..

ralph fiennes walks in in casualwear..

loki: i'm going to help you find your wife

hank: what? ..what?

Loki: i can do it.. thor gave me many many powers i owe him a lot..

hank: thor .. thor.. i thot .. i knew him..

loki: you did.. you knew a lot of people...

hank: he he gave you powers.. why?

Loki: - smiles – you thot it might be the other way around..

hank: yes.. i confesh..

loki: i build tools.. i built his hammer.. i built odins firechariot i believe it was.. my memory is musty something musty.. but i'm merely an architect.. thor's the mystic..

hank: mystic .. mystic..

loki: think of me as john constantine..

hank: hellblazer.. the hellblazer..

loki: that's me.. the original .. the original ..

hank: hellblazer..

loki: i walk a fine razors edge.. like a silkworm thru a jewel..

hank: i no the parable..

loki: come.. they've all gone away.. like v for vendetta.. it's england.. you're in england..

hank: england.. england.. eng.. eng.. LAND..

loki: ah ah sea not land..

hank: ah yes .. the sea..

loki: their is much more in heaven and earth than there is room for in the nutshell in idun's nutshell of my philosphy.. my nutshell a universe.. my universe a nutshell.. idun an acorn in a nutshell.. krona.. krona.. krona's egg.. orc .. the fiery boy knew an egg.. ovid spoke of a great world egg.. krona krona krona .... krona nightingale mist.. krona is nightingale mist..

hank: sounds like clone to me..

loki: - gravely – yes..

thor: i'm a prism.. i'm many many thors...

loki: i'm and i'm a many loki's in a single wrongdoing error of time.. i am an error incarnate..

thor: i'm a prison.. i'm many many thors..

loki: no .. i mean sorry for contradicting you, brother.. we'll work on it.. we'll work on it together.. i no prisons.. i no prisons..

thor: then you know me very well.. for i am.. a prison..

loki: what? I don't quite.. get your drift..

thor: i am the draft from the Pitt.. their are the wirlwinds the typhones typhons scyllas and charabdi and the four winds of memory emanating from the Pitt.. the draft.. the wayward draft.. i for i am .. the DRAFT...

loki: - speechless uncharacteristically for a while - yess.. yess.. it is a difficult mix..

thor: i am kenneth..

Loki: the raintracks of sympathy my tear a track of tain of obtain the rain.. of tainted rain my tear a tanted rain an inkspot of rain my tears on paper..

nude wasp: my womb a tear in rain.. a tear up because i am womb.. my tears are tears in the fabric of womb time...

loki: i love your womb dearly.. i want to protect it.. but i am so TERRIFIED that i only protect.. with.. knives..

nude wasp: your knives don't scare me.. hehehe.. only the true wasps knives scare me.. for they are the knives of the wasp.. of natural born killers.. killer wasps..

loki: laughs- oh i'm sorry so sorry i don't know if there are such things as killer wasps..

nude wasp: the killer wasps are mutant humans humanoids like me.. i a ma deadly fear of myself.. oh mamy oh mamy..

loki: hahaha.. you're sweet so sweet..

nude wasp: i sweat my sweetness in tearbreasts of time.. my breasts a tear in time..

loki: time.. ah.. time..

nude wasp: the clockwheel of fire is my wasp sting into my own butt.. which is a butt-sting of painful rejoinder.. a have painful butt.. i have a butt in pain.. forevermore.. quoth the raven..

loki: you are.. so beautiful.. we are going to work wonder together.. splendid..

nude wasp: ahh, splenda

loki: yess, hahaha.. splenda..

nude wasp: the work of many miracles..

loki: a course in miracles is my steadfast mission.. i want to accomplish a course in miracles.. in miracles of blake.. a man i once knew and who is with us.. today.. tonight..