the dastard century shemdward lincoln of many court ingress at the jedi

council windigo

written by hanno raudsepp

starrying Daniel day lewis as shemdward of many rainbow colours of the force..

Shemdward: “soo indeedy the willy wonak testty testy indeedy jedi juuilly folk of jest around the court table of jedi willy wonka woolly.. we have a strange table around us here do we not..”

jedi council member: “you were invited last shemdward of many colours of the force son of wonka”

shemdward: “oohhh.. are we wonka now.. we have never been wonka befor.. the many a last stager is in the last jedia of trucks in the rhumba round me garden garnder a guy is geardner.. jest in myany jedifolk of filim fok of elvinbone garters.. we are going to be poliic on in oin many worm jedi..”

jedi concil member: - sulkily - “i'm no worm jedi.. whuu?..”

shemdward: “yess .. you are.. many manna many of uss are.. the worm fol folk of journals of whills force jedia perforce i come to save the dayyy... we are all wormwhills of many journals.. so the politicking begins..”

jedi council member: “now i now yu weer alwasy invited to ur parllur games”

shemdward: “oohh.. parlour games are we.. the death of many nude succubi in olympic proxy of gamble gumbleweed s. e. Hinton is dead i hilled her in paris hilton hotel in libya..”

jedi council leader: - gravely - “good for you.. but this is no laughing laggon matter.. lagoon edwards philip.. we are aserious branc of crime we jedi we.. we are no sedate jedi like the morons of pastear..

shemdward: “ a a silly word for a silly ma.. man.. the jedis aof a corn ear.. the gorn god is a winking for the many a season in nude lady breast come like morn..”