The Joker has just been struck by lightning .. he falls off the girder at the top of a girder-skyscraper architecture... Batman glides on one of his bat-cables .. his grappling hook.. all the way down.. covered by magicians white smoke.. from a gas-pellet..
The Joker's on the ground: ..".. i'm all right.. i'm all right.. see.. I beat you.. Batman.. after all.. heheh.. I beat you to the ground.. I should be dead tho.. just like the awesome Dracula-worshipper.. Seraph .. who WILL be played by Tom Hiddleton.. come hell or high water.. when he fights John Tensen in the final movie of the true sword Justice Franchise.."
Batman: ..".. i'm.. glad to see you're okay .. Joker.. Joker.. It's omac.. it's pure omac time.. I've got the satellites set on SOSUS, on the trail of hydrophones on the lowest tide of the ocean bed... I've almost 40%-50% taken over the satellite networks of Norway and Australia.. I'm going to let you replace Aquaman's Father, King Izduba (Jason Moamar).. as King of Atlantis for a while... that'll finally free his son, Arthur Curry (Kevin Mckidd) to win Victoria hill victory in his SOSUS war against Real-Estate..."
The Joker: ..".. thanks.. Batman.. pal .. you you were always a good sign.. it's just.. a saw that SIGN .. that dog-excrement sign.. it said.. "by-law so and so on it".. it had a dog.. can't remember if their was a leash on the dog.. but the dog was standing at military grandiloquent seated attention like a good pointer or Doberman pincher.. or what are those sled-dogs.. ferget them.. sorry.. love those dogs.. wait.. their supposed to be rather savage wild dogs aren't they.. sorry Batman .. bad analogy.. I'm just describing the sign that I say.. beside in the park at Saint Andrew's church.. otherwise a nice park.. near in a grass field near the Castle Frank bus station.. and .. the same sign.. kept on seeing it.. just like Elmer Fudd once could only see carrots everywhere .. on billboards.. carrot-replica's.. carrot-gummi machines.. after Bugs Bunny went a bit Maxwell Lord on poor elmah.. and .. Bugs Bunny started a media phenomenon of nothing but images of a Circus Republic of Carrots everywhere in poor Elmer Fudd's corner of Metropolis.. it's just like that here in Toronto.. where dog excrement signs are to me what carrots were in that story to Elemer .. Elmer Fudd.. it happened to me.. and I went a bit ... wait.. sorry.. sorry.. a bit.. wait.. Joker went a bit nutty.. wait.. sorry... a .. a.. a.. so .. anway .. at the end of the story.. Elmer Fudd .. at the middle of the story.. Elmer.. he can't psychologically grow carrots anymore.. so he does the decent thing and dumps a whole wheelbarrow of carrots into Bugs Bunny's rabbit hole.. because Bugs loves carrots.. can think of nothing but carrots.. wai... sorry.. went .. a bit.. crazy .. their.."..
Batman: ..".. but .. see .. Joker... you won.. you did your Joker five-way revenge.. you made Toronto safe.. with your reign of not-so-error... no error at all in your reign of Toronto.. Joker.. no error at all.. see .. up 'till what happened in Toronto with these signs about dog excrement being put up.. until that happened in human history .. here in Toronto.. until that happened.. God didn't want anyone in Hell.. not a single person.. people went to a Hell God had nothing to do with despite God moving Heaven and High water to prevent this from happening.. that changed with these signs.. God changed his mind.. God wanted such people in Hell.. God finally decided to invent a Hell where he could send the assholes who put up signs complaining about dog excrement.... see this is the truly sword Christian Hell God has planned for these assholes who complain about dog excrement.. first their souls rot half a grain a day.. then their body's physiologically do too.. then they get disembowelled in Hell by javelins or .. see in Russia under Peter the Great.. when prisoners got drawn-and-quartered.. that is when their intestines were disembowelled out of them... they would be a grateful receiver to their tormentor.. they would thank him to holy hosanna for a lesson of Godly prayer grace .. for these were noble Russian prisoners.. men of Russian honour.. men of Russian honour.. Lebyedev speaks of them in Dostoevsky's novel about a great, great but rather petulant young man named Prince Myshkin.. see when the special Hell that God has planned for the people who complain about Dog Excrement.. and for people in local politics in Toronto who set up by-laws about Dog Excrement and arrangement for said signs to follow suit.. these assholes .. when their intestines get eviscerated and disembowelled out of their hearty stomach in a truly Christian Hell, the very first Hell that God has truly personally invented out of whole cloth.. out of whole cloth.. the special trick.. the Joker's five-way Revenge against these dog-excrement complaining assholes... is that.. they will not feel an iota of gratitude for this.. or express the same to their tormentor.. for these in no wise will be.. honourable Russian men of Russian nobility... that was our old stock.. as Lebyedev says in Dostoevsky's novel .. I won't mention the name of that novel.. it's rather harsh.. it's rather harsh.. but as Lebyedev says.. something of honour .. and beauty too.. has been lost in the Russian character since those men of Russian honour and courage and dignity.. and.. and thankfulness.. and that Russian society and culture of the mid-1880's.. the mid-late 1880's.. the era of Prince Myshkin.. was truly with dire sadness woe.. the lesser for it.. heh.. and.. Joker.. your five-way revenge against Toronto is.. see.. Joker .. I can say all this in a public park... their are people around us .. right now.. they're not paying attention.. they're Torontonians.. you had your Revenge.. Joker.. you won... see... we're in the park beside Vana Andruses .. beside the Church.. that's a Church.. see.. Joker.. their's a sign.."..
.. (medusa frank).. (medusa) ... (2022).. (1922)...
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