Brandon Routh is Clark Kent...

Clark Kent (Brandon Routh):..".. It's Plagiarism.. Blue Kryptonite is plagiarism... it's square.. see.. square... it's how.. I'm actually.. the microbiology of my cells is blue kryptonite.. and his self-divide is my plagiarism against myself... it's why I couldn't possibly be Superman, Lois Lane.. that would be.. plagiarism.."

Lois Lane (Victoria Hill):..".. oh.. I see.. I think.. Clark.."

Clark Kent (Brandon Routh):..".. see.. lois lane.. ms. lane.. sorry.. blue kryptonite is the reverse of radiation poisoning.. blue kryptonite is like acid rain as a good thing, as something that is helpful to humanity and it's farming.."

Lois Lane (Victoria Hill): - getting bored -.. ".. oh.. I see, Clark.."

Clark Kent (Brandon Routh):...".. also.. blue kryptonite should never be around dogs.. dogs could be dangerous to blue kryptonite and actually harm it mortally.. "

Lois Lane (Victoria Hill):.. ".. that's why we have orange kryptonite, right.. ?.. Clark..?.."

Clark Kent (Brandon Routh):.."... also.. blue kryptonite is harmful to human emotion.. I mean.. if emotions could actually feel pain.. if that was actually possible.. it's blue kryptonite that would do that.."

Lois Lane (Victoria Hill):.. ".. but.. but I love the colour blue, Clark.. and you're making blue kryptonite sound so .. distasteful.."

Clark Kent (Brandon Routh):..".. sorry about that, Lois lane, I really am.. maybe we should talk about cuddly, adorably orange kryptonite more often than blue kryptonite.. it's just.. I'm fascinated by the stuff.. green kryptonite is so politically charged, in terms of it being the worst thing imaginable for Superman.. "

Lois Lane (Victoria Hill):.. ".. but, Clark, you're making blue kryptonite sound like it's not much better.."

Clark Kent (Brandon Routh):.. ".. oh .. one last thing... Lois Lane.. blue kryptonite creates great feelings of warmth in people for Superman himself.. "

Lois Lane (Victoria Hill):.. ".. you mean.. that's it..?.. Clark..?.."

Clark Kent (Brandon Routh):...".. I think I'll buy you a teddy bear, Lois Lane.."...