.. their is officially a medical condition called "constipation-diarrhea".. it is a condition that is both simultaneously constipation and diarrhea... i hope they don't come up with "indigestion-constipation-diarrhea".. or worse "heartburn-indigestion-constipation-diahhrea".. but I wouldn't put anything past God... he did the twelve plagues of Egypt after all.. and remember the river nile..