G. I. Joe 2 screenplay

Note from Batman: Batman honestly believes all cell-phones have a nanotechnological flesh-eating disease inside them, air-transmitable.

Cobra Commander: We're still losing. Geez. We are the untouchables. No cops can reach us. Just try. Just try. Nyam. Nyam. So, we still haven't killed enough cops. Not even close. Obama has become the head of Israel. So it's time for him to employ the IDF against the American cops. It's time to make a Gaza of New York area, first day is economic blockades. Second day is Operation Cast Lead, with 1000 casualties quota as long as they be all cops and any collaborating civilians. Hmmh. Better combine Operation Cast Lead with Operation Desert Storm and Yemen's Operation Scorched earth- just pretend we're all Houthi's – with our New York operation. Make a real Gaza massacure of America, of it's Pentagon centreal base of operations. Obama's got the death squads to do it. Cobra can't lose anymore. COBRA!

Cobra is no longer Hamas. Now it's the American Cops who are Hamas. Long Term. Permanent. Nevermore, quoth the Raven. Henceforth, New York is the mid-east crises.

Cobra Commander:  WHAT!!!!  What the fuck is wrong with G. I. Joe- how fucked up are these assholes?  They are not an internationally organization infrastructure of civilian industries established for poste- fuck, fuck, fuck- I can't even get the words out without sputtering like a - like a half-blown engine.. G. I. - fucking- Joe are - is - are the most incompetent, ragtag "team" of goofers,  of goamers, of goody-goody gomers  They are lazy stupid fuckers.. They always think they're WINNING.. and when they think they wint winter win win win, they get lazy, and lose and lose big and utterly conclusively erasing all their winning like at a casino and going into the minuses into a debt to their own fucking comfort and leasuirely class.. and then they win again- annoyingly, stupidly and lose and lose and lose again. aarrrgh.. Okay, G. I. Joe .  It is important that everyone get involved in supporting the United Way.  So we have something to be proud of.  Something. .. Anything.. Arrrghh.  Helot. .. Help United Way quinte dot C. A.  Meanwhile Cobra Navy Seals are taking over the Cast Lead Desert Storm Scortched earth operation in New York Gaza area.  G. I. Joe is dead.  DEAD< , dead < DAD DEAD... and good riddherring.. Gobra Imean Cobra is the future of operation Cast Lead.  Include London.  Both Londons, England and Canada, for the hell of it.  And Scarborough.  Definitely. Absolutely.  Incontrovertably.  Nevermore, quoth me.  Okay, later. fuck it.


Cast -

Hanno Raudsepp - Cobra Commander