The dark knight returns by Frank Miller

The Dark knight returns

written by frank miller

The female Joker: hey.. nidder. Nidder.. hery nidder niddery.. hey nidder...... .. ... .. nidder.. . the forest is green.. the forest is .. german.. the forest is... germaine.. my hair my hair mya HIAR MY HAIR MY HAIR... that FACE... what HAPPENNED>..... the forest is green .. the forest is green...

Bruce Wayne: She's out there Alfred... i never knew .. i never knew...

Alfred: i never knew either.. it's okay, bruce, it's okay... i didn't know .. a lot .. of things.. about yor fahter.. your father...

Bruce: he .. he knew her.. i think..

Alfred: i'm not.. maybe not.. i don't.. think so actually ... she's too young.. far too young..

female joker: .. hey nidder.. nidder...

Alfred: I think she hearkens for a mysoginy of light.. for a mysoginy of angels.. o f wicked angels.. of genet mysoginy.. genet.. genet.. she knows genet.. she may have .. known genet..

Bruce: who's genet..

Alfred: before your time burce.. before your time bruce

female Joker: hey nidder nidder – her voice getting closer to the room..

Bruce: i think.. she's here.. in the room

female joker: hey nidder nidder..

Bruce: I'm not afraid of you.. i'm .. not.. somehow..

female joker: but i am.. i'm always afraid.. i'm always afraid of you.. why. .. he nidder nidder..

Bruce: why.. why would you be afraid of me.. no stupid question.. everyone everyone is..

female joker: but.. maybe .. i'm different .. than everyone..

female joker: hey nidder nidder..

Bruce: i think.. we have an audience..

naked poison ivy: hi friends..

alfred: ahhh!!!.. get her out her out...

Bruce: i will i will

female joker: hi.. friend..

naked poison ivy: we should be friends .. good friends..

alfred: no...no .. no .. this..

female joker: hey nidder no enough o f that.. i am .. very seriously. .in love with you..

Bruce: with me?

Female joker: both of you both of you..

Bruce: i'm getting.. afraid.. just a bit..

female joker: good.. it's how i like you ... you're my friend.. when you.. in habit fear..

alfred: i think jonothan crane should be here..

female joker: no .. he's only a psychiatrist.. he knows nothing.. about psychiatry.. little else.. hey nidder nidder..

naked poison ivy: stop that.. it's silly..

female: AHHH.... HAHHAHAHA.. you're cute...

naked poison ivy: thenk you lesson i s learned..

female joker: let's be friends good friends just like harley... just like jason...poor poor jason....

naked poison: WHAT..... you didn't you didn't...

female joker: know KNOPWWW it wasn't me.. i swear..

bruce: i know it wasn't.. but .. wait....

the female joker is at a website..

female joker: i told Batman i don't keep count..

The website is revealed to be women in refridgerators... the female joker finishes her literary website rant under the name gail simone..

female joker: i lied..

female joker:  I've decided i'm going to be batman's girlfriend.. not silly rachel..

Christian Bale                             Julia Roberts

              The dark knight returns


female joker:  somebody dies tonight









Christian Bale:  Bruce Wayne Batman

The Joker:  Julia Roberts

Alfred: Michael Caine

naked poison ivy:  naked kate moss




Directed by Christian Bale