The script for "by the sea" or "vagina" starring nude angelina

Vagina:

angelina: why why

hanno: i don't know part of me doesn't care we have to work

angelina why why i care so much

hanno: i don't i don't anymore i just want to work

angelina: bu t why why

hanno: its just... maybe we aren't communicating

angelina: we're not we're not i'm just your ape

hanno: wait i know that expression i never liked it but i like that you're trying to make it charming

angelina: i am not ..never charming

hanno: i think you try very hard to be charming.. that's charming .. very much so..

angelina: is is? It is?

Hanno: very much it is.. charming so charming

 

angelina: crying – i .. i am never charming

hanno: there is charm in heh charmlessness.. in the ugly of crass nakedness there is ugly charm.. i mean olga ugly.. nude olga ugly... the ravishing ugliness of georges eliot.. no offense.. i don't like using the ugly word for beautiful women like her.. but henry james used it.. and i'm trying to figure out the word for women

angelina: i love you... so much.. hehehehe.. i'm ugly SO ugly

hanno: your looks are exotic like a well-wrought urn

angelina: heheheh a well wrought urn that's poetry

hanno: it's a book about poetry

angelina: WHAAAAOOOO

hanno: i like that sound

angelina: aHAHHHHAAAHAHAHAA

hanno: i like that sound too

angelina: i love yourself

hanno: maybe .. we should talk more.. more and more talking.. is good for the soul.

angelina: when i talk i ALWAYS feel in debt

hanno: but debt is a corrupt institution.. an empire of corruption like a star wars empire can only survive like a candle in the wind debt... debt in such an empire is a candle in the wind.. a whisk of wind... winds of time are debt.. time is debt.. well no that's not well put everyone knows time is debt that's not reassuring at all

angelina: it's supposed to be it's supposed to be

hanno: an empire

angelina: an empire an empire – crying – an empire of debt.. nothing but debt debt DEEBBTT

hanno: like debit

angelina: what?

Hanno: nothing a word

angelina: nothing a word

hanno: i think i'm more judgemental than yourself

angelina: as an actress i get lot lots of screenplays.. i can't bring myself to judge them..

hanno: that's where we differ..

angelina: but i AM an elitist..

hanno: no nope that's me..

angelina: HHAhhaHAHAHhaa

hanno: i like your laugh

angelina: in i never NEVER laughed till i met you .. ahaHAHAAahhhahaAAHHHH

hanno: it's so hard to laugh

angelina: crying sniffing halting crying sniffin g breaths – nietszche nietszche nietszche said you have to have to have to LEARN to la la lalaughhhhhgggghghghhh

hanno: he was before our time.. an age when laughing could NO laughing was horrific in his era..

angelina: it was?

Hanno: wagner WAGNER tried to cure laughter to systemize laughter to freeze laughter into dialectical cohesion coalescence.. to jangle the keys of laughter.. skeleton keys..

angelina: i am a skeleton HAHAHHhahhahaHAHA

hanno: wagner tried to make of laughter an .. electric synthesizer

angelina: AhaahaHAHAHAHaaahhhHAHAHaaAHAHHAHAH.. electirc electiricty.. electricity..

hanno: sorry sorry

angelina: you never NEVER have to apologize to me.. sorry sorry..

hanno: wagner tried to make of laughter an ocean of cannon music .. like the marvel character cannonball.. played by ewen bremer in the Uncanny x-men movie.. he tried to make of laughter the explosive cannons of war..

angelina: my nude body explosives explodes.. my nude boombody.. my nude boombody... esxlplooodee. Ballooongore.. voluant..

hanno: cannons of war.. he tried to make laughter into the helicopters of war... so he could drown laughter in an ocean.. OH GOD .. is that what blake was talking about.. to drown – in halting breaths- to drown baby's laughter.. no no it's a stupid thought..

angelina: there are no stupid thoughts..

hanno: i want to come up with all the metaphors imagary i can for blakes wagner's music and laughter.. oh woman's laughter wrote blake..

angelina: OH GOD

hanno: sorry sorry

angelina: OH GOD you never NEVER have to apolo – apolo – apolo gize to meeeee

hanno: wagner wrote of woman's laughter at the crucifixion of christ.. a laughter which inflamed her throat flames engulfing engulgin drowning her through in flames to remorse fires to hell and back to earth...

angelina: oh christ oh christ oh christ like children say christ jesus christ...

cast

 

hanno raudsepp - hanno

 

nude Angelina jolie - nude angelina

or is hanno played by the oldest brad pitt in "vagina" or "by the sea"