.. Savanna Samson: ..".. I'll never be an actor. I can't act." .. that's Savanna Samson for the next forty or fifty years.. for real.. for real.. then actor Gary Oldman says, ".. ahh.. Savanna.. I will teach you acting.. I will teach you how to become an actor on exactly the level of Elanora Duse herself.. This is what acting is.. Acting is Plot.. Acting is putting yourself into the plots or stories of novels and then experiencing those plot like they are actually in reality happening to you.. and then there is a flux of that to plot becoming character.. seamlessly.. seamlessly.. plot becomes character.. NEVER read Henry James or Dostoevsky.. there is no plot or story whatsoever in ANY of the novels written by those two novelists... Never read James Joyce or Virginia Woolf.. for the same goes exactly for them as well.. equally.. equally.. these authors can't help you become an actor even a tiny bit at all.. Henrick Ibsen's plays have plot but they are far, far, far too short.. hmm.. I'm not sure about Shakespeare.. there is hardly any plot or story to any of Shakespeare's plays.. even his Henry the Sixth plays.. even them.. surprisingly.. surprisingly.. read the Shakespeare quickly and then forget about it.. read Shaw.. read every single play by Shaw and then read the knee slapping hilarity of Volume Two of Michael Holroyd's biography of George Bernard Shaw to read some of the most hilarious Wayne and Schuster Smother Brothers writing throughout this whole brilliant comic masterpiece that is Volume Two.. Volume Two of Michael Holroyd.. Volume Two of Michael Holroyd.. Volume Two of his Biography of George Bernard Shaw.. non stop belly laughs in EVER SINGLE WORD AND PHRASE of THIS BRILLIANT VOLUME TWO BY MICHAEL HOLROYD .. Try Death of a Salesman.. Please try Arthur Miller's Death of a Salesman.. I will never understand The Crucible.. I will never understand The Crucible.. I will never understand the hell out of The Crucible.. hmm.. how about the books of Ron Chernow.. after you've read the brilliant conspiracy plot books of Jim Marrs.. please do read the Jim Marrs first.. before anything.. for your ACTING.. first lesson of ANY acting is.. Read Jim Marrs.. Read Jim Marrs.. read Jim Marrs.. and then read more Jim Marrs.. read more Jim Marrs.. and then read more Jim Marrs.. then read Shaw again and read about Shaw.. please do read Restoration Comedy by Congreve.. the Congreve should help immensely but beware the very odd and strange and poisonous virulent male bashing in the work of Congreve.. Congreve masterful writer of Restoration Comedy.. Study Glengarry Glenn Ross but oh you will need a real acting teacher but only one who has spent decades working in Sales before he became an acting teacher.. Only such an acting teacher can teach David Mamet's Glengarry Glenn Ross.. no other.. no other.. otherwise.. you may want to skip the Glenngary Glenn Ros.. wait.. why did I say that.. how on earth are you supposed to just ask that pretty little "teacher fairy" about finding you a magical little "teacher fairy" who can find you an acting teacher who has worked decades in sales before he became an acting teacher to teach you Glengarry.. Ignore me about that viciously ignore me about that I'm not being a man of any sense to think you can just have like plop klickety klick barbara trick there is such .. forget about that acting teacher who now no longer teaches acting anyway and works in sales again for the rest of his life.. try Olleanna by David Mamet.. try that play instead of the Glengarry.. and.. Read all of John Grisham and Scott Turow and Michael Crichton.. don't worry about the biochemistry in "Jurassic Park".. getting bogged down in the biochemistry in Michael Crichton's novel "Jurassic Park" is a serious DRAG.. it will just paralyze you if you stop reading his novel "Jurrasic Park" to study biochemistry and nothing but biochemistry and not even finish that novel.. Try to read instead Jurassic Park again and again and then to read all of his other novels.. all of Michael Crichton's novels.. please don't start studying neurochemistry when you read Micheal Crichton's novel about neurochemistry.. one of his very earliest works.. It's a waste of time to start studying neurochemistry just because you are reading that one of the very earliest of Crichton's books.. what about comic books.. what about the labyrinthine plots and stories in all those multiple, multitudinous X men comics.. ahh.. what happens if you are young in your early twenties and you begin with "X versus A".. and.. and.. and.. Cullen Bunn's X men comics.. Matthew Rosenberg's Uncanny X men comics.. and.. I've read very few Batman comics in my time but in the Batman comics of the two thousand twenties o there may be a plot labyrinth in those comics just if you imagine that you are Batman Bruce Wayne himSELF just as Batwoman Kathy or Kate Kane.. I hope.. there are possibilites of labyrinthine wilderness PLOT and STORY to these Marvel and DC comics.. Spider Man comics?.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. Daredevil and Matt Murdock comics.. That's Turow and Grisham.. only deeper.. much deeper and darker hard core.. which is impossible.. not darker and more hard core than Presumed Innocent.. exactly as dark and hard core as Turow's Presumed Innocent is Daredevil comics Matt Murdock comics.. what about all those Dark horse Star Wars comics for labyrinthine plot.. or the Marvel Star Wars comics of the twenty first century for labyrinthine plot.. it's just.. comics are so very EXPENSIVE now.. and.. and.. ".. little savvy artemis and. Non. heracles. Hera. Heracles. Non.