"Superman; man of tomorrow; chapter one - the birth of Poison ivy (Monica Bellucci)", directed by Steven Spielberg and Sophia Copolla.. sob sob sob... 3rd Superman series by Steven Spielberg.. third series.. sob sob sob.. issue #823 third Steven Spielberg Superman series.. chapter one.. chapter.. sob sob.. chapter .. one...

The Lair of the Creature Commando deep in the unknown jungle-forest Catacombs of the Cuban everglades...

In the Silver Plated art deco control room..

Medusa (Miranda Kerr):.. ".. Colonel Shriever.. it's Maxwell Lord.. is he okay.. does he have Checkmate yet.. because I really, really, really hope he does.."

Dracula (Gary Oldman):.. ".. good soldier.. good soldier.. deary deary medusa.. o dear o dear.. my candle-dumpling of artemis dawn medusa... sorry dear I hope that was an endearingly polite thing for me to say.. to you.."

Medusa (Miranda Kerr):..".. it was.. heh.. it was.. Dracula.. Colonel Shriever.. does Maxwell have Checkmate yet..?.."

Colonel Shriever (Alan Rickman):.. ".. I'm moving the Leviathon of Captain Ahab to make sure he does.. I'm still reading the work of Douglas a. skoog and Donald m. west on anylitical chemistry... I'm studying the chemistry of silver.."

Medusa (Miranda Kerr):.. ".. silver kryptonite.. heh..?.."

Colonel Shriever (Alan Rickman):..".. Heroes are cowards... Heroes are cowards.. they're all cowards .. to a man.. the women.. the female heroes .. are presently better than the men.. the men are worse than the women.. the male heroes are worse than the women.."

Medusa (Miranda Kerr):.. ".. - oh.. Maxwell lord is the only one who's a hero … right now..?.."

Colonel Shriever (Alan Rickman):.."Yes."

Medusa (Miranda Kerr):..".. by the way.. is heroes spelled with or.. or without an "e"..."

Colonel Shriever:.. ".. with an "e".. presently.. with an "e".. I'm sure that's going to change right away.. and violently.. sorry.. medusa.."

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In Chicago..

A Gigantic, Huge, Blue Muscle-bound Omac (Henry Cavill).. namely "Omac Prime".. is fighting Wonder Woman (Tiffany Fallon).. Wonder Woman (Tiffany Fallon) is not fighting back.. at all.. not even.. slightly... Wonder Woman's (Tiffany Fallon's) body is limp as Omac Prime (Henry Cavill) batters her...

In an L-shaped techno-air ship in the Heavens .. Booster Gold (Johnny Depp) and Maxwell Lord (Leonardo de Caprio) are fighting a savage battle like two powerful titans...

Booster Gold (Johnny Depp):..".. You think you're a hero, Maxwell Lord!!.. you kill thousands of people and you think you're a hero..."..

Maxwell Lord (Leonardo de Caprio):..".. hard facts on the ground.. Booster.. hard facts on the ground.. although I'm still not sure .. I'm still deeply troubled by Harry Truman's decision to bomb Hiroshima.."

Booster Gold (Johnny Depp):.. ".. and Nagasaki.. Maxwell!!…"

Maxwell Lord (Leonardo de Caprio);...".. Never Nagasaki.. Booster. it's Wonder Woman.. she snapped her fingers like tapping a cell phone.. and she snapped my neck like that.. what do you call it... that forked chicken bone that you snap for luck.. heh.. she's going to pay a bloodthirsty death for that.. Vengeance is appropriate here.. Vengeance against Wonder Woman is appropriate here.... by Holy Mary Magdalene Barbara Hershey Mother of God.. NEVER forget that.. Booster.. It happened on TV screens in front of millions of people just like Wonder Woman once humiliated Circe on tv screens in front of millions of people.. sorry.. Circe.. real.. sorry .. for saying that.."

the voice of Circe (Uma Thurman);.. ".. it's okay.. Maxwell .. real okay.. it's going to happen again very conclusively in the future.. "

Johnny Depp Booster Gold morphs into the Haydnn Christiansson Booster Gold..

Booster Gold (Haydnn Christiansson):...".. Can you dish it out like you can take it.. Maxwell..!..."... Haydnn Christiansson Booster Gold lays a battering punch against Maxwell Lord (Leonardo de Caprio).. thrusting Maxwell Lord Leonardo de Caprio far into the air..

Maxwell Lord (Leonardo de Caprio) stands up spontaneously.. he graps the Haydnn Christainsson Booster Gold and flips him over the head and slams Haydnn Christiansson Booster Gold hard on the metal floor like a sack of wet potatoes...

Maxwell Lord (Leonardo de Caprio):.. ".. You don't GET it Booster.. it's always been the mainstream feminist and boy-hating Cop theme to have HEROES divided.. HEROES fractured and divided and misfit-style being unable to work together.. that's the ESTABLISMENT Avengers.. but it's like a Shakespeare's Brutus quote about Shakespeare the poet.... none of you asshole superheroes have a good sense of timing, era, calendar, of working together like era and time and I can't even find the words for how pathetically STUPID you heroes are at working for the common good even a little bit.. I make I guess what are called hard choices.. "

Booster Gold Haydnn Christiansson shoves himself and Maxwell Lord (Leonardo de Caprio) out of the airship so both of them are plummeting to the distant ground..

Booster Gold (Hayddn Christiansson):... ".. Afraid now..?.. Maxwell Lord..?..."...


- later on

Captain Atom (Crispin Glover) and Maxwell Lord (Leonardo de Caprio) are fighting..

Captain Atom (Crispin Glover):... "... and it's up to me to stop monsters like you.. Maxwell lord.."

Booster Gold (Johnny Depp):.. ".. Maxwell lord is a monster..?.. uh, that's one sentence I never thought I'd hear in my life."

Wonder Woman (Tiffany Fallon) is standing paraylized an sniffling softly...

Wonder Woman (Tiffany Fallon):..".. I know the litany.. I know the litany .. I've memorized it.. sob.. I've memorized.. ".. and by the way.. medusa.. make know mistake... you are a monster.. and you're hurting people.. and I have to stop that.. and I know what happened to you medusa and I know.. 'it sucks' .. but you're hurting people and I can't allow that... Captain Atom.. please don't become RHMedes..."..

Captain Atom (Crispin Glover):.. ".. Whoaa.."...


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In Ivy Town...

Edgar Sussuro (Tom McCamus) is sitting at a lonely darkly-lit table in a coffee diner late at night...

Edgar Sussuro (Tom McCamus):...".. I have to become the Joker ASAP... Perry White (George Clooney) has been explosed relentlessly to a steady stream of Zyklon B-level laughing gas.. for at least two years now.. at least two years... probably much more..."...