Silver Sable knew her gind ron ring round da posey of the rollercoaster sinister syndicate labyrinth.. for she had hired the sinister syndicate but they had gone rogue.. become a subsidiary of Donald Gordon and Walter Schellenberg... and this demotion caused them to simply, to simply quite profoundly misunderstand Silver Sable's otherwise-very clear instructions to the letter.. the Sinister Syndicate had been hired to bomb the Foreigner's house, a business skyscraper, until their was not a brick left standing.. dust unto dust.. instead they tore down a rollercoaster apparatus, a really, really big theme park rollercoaster apparatus, and razed it to the ground.. unfortunately Silver Sable and Spider-man (Peter Parker) were underneath it at the time..
Also, the Rhino had ancient Dianetics programming from the Okhrana and the Tsarist secret Police under Nicholas II and Alexandria.. to take out the Spider.. Beetle (Robert Downey Junior) tried to restrain his ancient, Russian Gypsy savage fury... Boomerang was quizzical, stereotypically undecided... he was a pragmatic man but he knew having Rhino on the team would get them all in trouble.. Jessica Drew (Winona Horowitz) was the reluctant member of the team.. but she was under the sweet dianetics tutelage of the Rhino.. she joked, unsuccessfully that she belonged to the Rhinoscerous Party but no one on the team got the joke so she may have been completely wrong that it was in fact a political party.. maybe it wasn't.. even slightly... like non-existence as such..
Jessica Drew worked even more reluctantly for the turgid, turpitudinous Silver Sable.. who was so corporate that she would be our first female President and may have even had had the corporate connections to make sure that Hillary Clinton decidedly wasn't.. Silver Sable had bigger fish than the Sinister Syndicate.. or code-named the Silver Syndicate to fry.. They were fighting a war for the preservation of New York State.. yes, State. not merely the city but the whole State, New York, New York-style.. so Rhino: so rollercoasters are collateral damage..?.... Silver Sable: .. ".. we'll try to make sure their are no children on them if they ever have to go down.. Boomerang: .. ".. unlikely..".. Beetle: ..".. Good...".. Silver Sable: ..".. So.. the Foreigner kind of bugs me .. he really does.. he wasn't sure I should be President of the United States.. and he intimated that Wilson Fisk would be a better candidate for the position.. Silver Sable: ..".. I heartily disagreed..".. Boomerang: ..".. so why are we bombing his house..".. Silver Sable: ..".. cause I just kinda kina. like the sound of windows splashing against the pavement.. and it's good economy.. Rhino: ..".. it's good for the economy..".. Silver Sable: ..".. wait.. Rhino.. when superhero's and supervillains destroy property that can actually be very good for the economy .. good point, Rhino..".. Rhino: ..".. it's the job.. but no one is more immersed in the expertise of dianetics than me.. " .. Silver Sable: ..".. good ol' blood and thunder splashablush dianetics..".. Rhino: ..".. the gory details of dianetics are beyond me.. I distrust them .. but the Armandian dialectic of Dianetics is real up my Hogan's alley..".. Silver Sable: ..".. but dianetics wouldn't be dianetics without all the brutality and bloodthirst and savage she-wolfery..".. Boomerang: ..".. wait.. silver. I think you're missing the point of dianetics rather entirely..".. Silver Sable:.. ".. don't interrupt.. mr boom .. Boomerang: ..".. that's Bloom.. mr bloom... they misspelled it in the obituary notice.. no wait.. wrong book, wrong parcel.. yeah.. you're right... it's boom .. mr .. boom.. erang..".. Silver Sable: ..".. so roll call in order. their are either three of us or..".. Jessic Drew: .. - just arriving - ".. sorry.. i'm late.. real sorry.." .. Silver Sable: - kindly -..".. that's okay.. Jessica.. here i'll get you a one-sheet.. a paper of today's details..".. Jessica drew: ..".. real sorry..".. Silver Sable: - still kindly -.. ".. that's okay.. "... Rhino: ..".. here you are, kid.. hey I got a cool name for you Jessica... how about.. Arachne..".. Jessica Drew: - playing - .. ".. eeeehhhh..."... Rhino: ..".. ahh.. sorry.. Jessica.. the Arachne thing comes later, after we're done persecuting juvenile delinquents.. after the inquisition is over.. ahh.. THEN.. you can be Arachne.. an' i'll still be an ol' rhino...".. Silver Sable: ..".. this could take a while..".. Boomerang: ..".. ahh.. silver.. I think you should pay attention to what they're saying.. sorry.. what you said sounded just..".. Beetle: ..".. good .. very good.. I'm ready to tangle with the old friend of New York, Spider-man himself... the sooner the gedabug degabug bedagub like I be Constable Yardley..".. Silver Sable: ..".. Calm your woes and bloodthirst.. Beetle.. The Spider-man is our most important ally and we risk angering him at our own displeasure...".. Rhino: ..".. yeah.. don't do that.. don't do that.. not a good idea to make Spider-Man angry...".. Silver Sable: .."... yeth.. we must harness the fury of the Spider and cultivate his poison.. ahhh.. Arachne.. excellent name for you, Jessica..".. Rhino: ..".. ahh.. sorry.. silver... jess.. silver.. maybe that name wasn't such a good idea..".. Silver Sable: ..".. we'll see then.. ahh.. the Foreigner's home a true Castle in the Sky is booby-trapped.. I'm sending Jessica in first...".. Boomerang: .. ".. ms collateral damage, huh..?..".. Silver Sable: .. ".. don't say that to her face.. she might take you seriously..".. Rhino:..".. no, I'm going in first, if the place is booby-trapped.. anything else is foolhardy.. insanity actually.. I'm supposed to be the invulnerable guy in the equation...".. Silver Sable: .."... but Jessica is chief victim of the Sinister Syndicate and she belongs in the context of a victim of a Foreigner booby-trap.. I need her to clear the mine-field...".. Boomerang: .. - panicking - .. ".. wait .. I'll go in .. i'll go in.. - smiling - .. mines are my.. specialty..".. Silver Sable: .. "... sheath your razer-boomerangs for later.. we'll need them..".. Boomerang: .. ".. razors..?.. they're not supposed to be razors..".. Silver Sable: ..".. I .. I improved them with my nanotech biotech gene therapy tech to make them into sentient artificial intelligence razor adamantium boomerangs..".. Boomerang: ..- touched for a second - ..".. you did all that.. for me..?.. wait.. I mean.. can I get my old boomerangs back.. I'm not supposed to be the deadliest of Spiderman's adversaries.. I'm actually supposed to be fairly reluctant to fight the guy..".. Silver Sable: ..".. yes.. their had to be a dramatic change in that department.. "...
script for "Spider-man 4" written by Scott Snyder-2...
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