.. dialogue in sofia coppola's "Fantastic Four: The World's Greatest Comics Magazine": Alison Blaire, played by Bridget Marquardt: "My real name is Tilda Mentrow" .. .. The Stan Lee Wizard, played by Ralph Fiennes: "Ah. My real name is Pencil Dewherst." .. .. Alison Blaire, played by Bridget Marquardt: "Very funny, very funny"