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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Secret war script

This is Hanno.  My email is hraudsepp@aol.com



Note from Batman: Batman honestly believes all cell-phones have a nanotechnological flesh-eating disease inside them, air-transmitable.



The Scarlet Witch is the Key. She is being kept in an inescapable Kafka labyrinth by her father Magneto. He believes she will hurt Havok, simply by her mere existance. Magneto is a protector. He will protect Havok from the Scarlet Witch, who Magneto believes can bend the fabric of reality. Magneto solicits Dr. Strange's help to maintain the Scarlet Witch in a coma. An eternal coma.






My, Hanno Raudsepp's, phone number is 1 - 613 - 394 - 6412



Dr. Doom was unusual. He had aptitudes for Mengele-like science. He loathed the medical profession. He was going to be a real medicine-man, a shaman, a mystic. He was going to plunge into the abysmal labyrinth of the woman's vagina and unearth alchemical mysteries.. golden rainbows.. the philosphers stone.. the vagina was a prize to Doctor Door Jim Morrison Doctor Light Doctor Dooooommm... he believed in lots of light in the woman's vagina.. optics of mirrors of vaginalightvagelina.. optics of war.. dooomm believed in nothing like optics of war.. the vagina was a war.. an asteroid belt.. the war of beyonders.. the ameoba-like beyonders were a milky way vagina... doommm would master the power of the beyonders... Doom: “Powers.. do dwarf the gods.. “ ..



Thor was concerned about the Enchantress. She was naive. She was a mystic note of anarchy, pure hell. Hel was a daughter of Loki's but hell was the Enchantresses hair, her blond locks.. Loki had dark hair but he was on earth, plotting.. the Enchantress was in her element on an alien galaxy in the Stygian regions of outer space.. she had a nude alien body alien to earthly realms and powers.. she was supranatural.. she was naked superwoman..




Doctor Doom: War is a losing proposition. There is no such thing as a winning war. You can only leverage the minuses.



Silver Sable: I agree. We'll bankrupt ourselves into oblivion and then pay the mortage. Spider-man understands losing and he taught me everything he knows about it. I was his willing pupil. But he doesn't believe in making money. I do. I think we are simply at different stages of mourning. It's all a matter of timing.



Doctor Doom: Time. Yes. Speaking of the master of which- Kang?



Kang the Conqueror of Time: Time has no conqueror. Our minutes are lives. The tic-toc of the conscience is the eternal clock, the immobile pendulum, the single immobile point in the universe. The pendulum is static, therefore time is static. Depressing I know, but we are merely differect facets of the jewel.



Doctor Doom: - quietly – No. Time has a conqueror. Doom.



Silver Sable: - with great, naked compassion – I can help you find your mother. The mechanics of blood-wagers are not unknown to me. I know for an absolute, immutable fact that I've sold my soul to the devil so Hell should open its gateways to us as long as you're with me.



Doctor Doom: You can.. no, I know you can do that... But I need the powers of the beyonders to raise the... to raise the deceased from Hell first..



Molecule Man: Uh, will Mephisto take kindly to that.



Doctor Doom: I honestly don't care.



Molecule Man: No offense.



The naked Enchantress: I'm not going to Hell, I'm going to Hel, with one L. The difference between one and two L's matters in affairs of the apocalypse. - sniff – such is my affair with Thor.



Doctor: - quietly, rumbling – Thor... Thorr... Thorr.. some power in him, of historical necessity... will compell the dead to remain in Hell... he must be eliminated.. I'm sorry..



The Enchantress: WHAT!!?? No, no, he can't, he can't, you can't...



The Absorbing Man: Yer 'sis Lorelei has tried ta lit'really kill the bird many the time.



The Enchantress: That bitch! That fucking bitch!



Doctor Doom: Thor is the king in chess. He is perpetually stalemated, barely able to manouvre. But it is the king in chess who has to go.



The naked Enchantress: But.. Doom.. I can heal your scars.. my nude body is a golden lasso which can heal all your inner wounds.. please ... please.. please... forget your mother..



Doctor Doom: .. you are young and naive.. you are ready to forget...



nude Emma Frost: - is silent, with some plot to cause doom to forget about his mother permanently – There will be no Days of Future past without hell/Hell where it is.



Magneto: Thank God. I'm with Doom.



Emma frost:.. so am i, for now..



Naked Silver Sable: - suspiciously – you're only nude woman I don't trust..



Emma Frost: That's deliberate...



Nake Silver Sable: .. no, there is nothing deliberate about your nakedness.. your naked body is a chess-match.. an unpredictable chess-match... with chaos as the victor..



Doctor Doom: I will be the chaos which is the Victor... I still need to study fractals..



The Scarlet Witch: .. parallel reality fractals will allow many parallel realities and futures none to parallel.. angular parallels.. i wonder wander through many angles of futures.. future indexes angles.. derivitives and money tangents which meet at one sole infinite point to have infinity as their Eden, their origin, their genesis... I am naked eve at in Eden.. Doom, will you be my Adam Kadmon..



Doctor Doom: .. we're both wanderers.. eternal wanderers.. i am going to meet myself here.. more than myself.. i will meet the Doom who can speak to the ghosts of everwhere..



Naked Scarlet Witch, played by Kate Moss: - suddenly minuiterizes into a child - .. what?.. no..






Hanno Raudsepp – earth 1 Henry James Doctor Doom



Ralph Fiennes – earth 2 William James Doctor Doom



Kevin Bacon – earth 3 enigma an irish bloke? A devil? A magician?.... Magus? Who the hell is he?



Derek Jacobi – Kang the Conqueror of Time



Arienne Zucker – the Enchantresse



Naked Savvy Savannah Samson – Silver Sable



Winona Ryder – Emma Frost



Gerard Depardiu – the Absorbing man



Bo Derek – Titania, role unwritten as yet



Ewen Bremer – Molecule Man



Kate Moss and Mary/Kate/Ashley/Olsen – The Scarlet Witche(s)



Elisabeth Shue – naked Lorelei
 
earth 1 Magneto - Daniel Day Lewis
 
earth 2 Magneto - Ian McKellan

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