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Thursday, July 3, 2014

The Darknight Detective screenplay

This is hanno.  My email is hraudsepp@aol.com  look me up on facebook







Note from Batman: Batman honestly believes all cell-phones have a nanotechnological flesh-eating disease inside them, air-transmitable.






The Joker: ... the night is casting my simple existance in mornings in my naked body is the devil is the devil in screwtape in the fucking every single idea in the morning of .... okay... the Maxwell Lord got the OMAC armour from the High Evolutionary armour... The High Evolutionary gave Max Lord his armour tech for his Omacs... Maxwell Lord just wasn't able to invent the Omac armour technology himself.... it was too evolutionary... .... okay yokay... on to cell-phone nanotechnology... thiosulphate... hydronium ions are key to everything.. then ther's hydrochloric acid.. hydroxide ions.. ther's carbonic acid and sodium chloride... colours colours and colours.. bromocresol green.. bromothymol blue.. naked Diana:.. my naked thighmol  my naked body screams thymol thiol at cell phones scream... Joker: .. methyl orange... methyl red... all the colours of my dandy decor... what else.. nitro, azo akyl, atroxy, azoxy... the Riddler: pha... ptha.. phalate... phalanine.. phat ltle.. mere phattle.. the Joker: pirate pyridine.. weak dibasic acid and its salts.. nude Diana: you love your acids.. i like that about you.. maybe we can melt these cell-phones with enough acids if we have enough variety of acids to do the job before these cell-phones melt us.. i don't want my vagina to melt.. the joker: .. neither do i .. okay.. dobay.. nitrogen-ammonia are a Two-face coupled reaction.. nitrogen is one face and ammonia is another... ahh.. maleic acid.. maleate.. oxalic acid.. oxalate.. Two-face has a differing or second disassociation constant.. naked mrs. Freeze a autoprotolysis constant... Nazi sodium.. Na 2# sodium.. Na 2+ sodium... hydrogen carbonate... K + not K2 rather K+ potassium hydrogen phalate.... saturated cyclic amines such as naked piperidine.. mike phenol.. mike phenol pthalein.. does your mutter no yor mike.. mr j: amphiprotic amino acids.. aliphatic amines... ammonium salts.. hydronium ions.. sodium Na 2+ hydroxide .. potassium K + hydroxide.. barium hydroxide.. we'll beat this flesh eating nanotech virus ..








Hi tom McCamus, it's hanno, hanno raudsepp.  My address  is 41 o'neil crescent, Trenton, Canada.  Look up my address on the White pages in Canada on the internet under the name, Andres Raudsepp.  He's my father.  Look up - white pages - on the internet.  Then enter the name, - Andres Raudsepp -  and - Trenton - for city.  You'll find two cities of Trenton for that name, on in the States, the other in Canada.  My address, 41 o'neil crescent, is in Canada.  Come meet me.

Faust was a doctor. It was- what was it? A licence to kill? He had made a deal with the devil- the medical establishment. They were in the practice of slow murder. It was a willful neglect of obvious truths. A misdiagnosis of an illness which would be a death sentance if it had been true- blank, blank- was a matter to be forgotten. Forgotten forgotten. Forget forgetfullness. She was forgotten back into the hands of those who had mistakenly diagnosed a death sentance illness for her. Now that she was back in their hands, she was in deep pain again. She was Gertrude. She is my mother. The mobled queen with a disease which was a mote to trouble the mind's eye, the mind's eye of the “professionals”. She troubles them. They don't know how to cure her. It was only an ulcer. An ulcer. But she's been lying in bed in hospitals for at leas three months now. Her legs are wasted away. How can she even start walking? She was supposed to be brought to a physical rehab where she would, through swimming exercises in shallow pools, regain the motility of her legs. She has often said swimming is the best form of exercise. But she was brought back to incompetent hospitals instead, and the one she was in for months refused to let her go.










Dream cast

Hanno Raudsepp as Bruce Wayne/Batman

Tom McCamus as the Joker



Batman/Bruce Wayne is naked when he investigates the Grail cult.  Batman looks up the Grail cult, Czeckoslovakia on the internet and looks up Czeckoslovakia, prison, amnesty international on the website “Mens Activism”, and has an epiliptic seizure.



This is a message from Hanno Raudsepp, using the identity of Batman:  There's been an epidemic of women shooting females in the privates in Hollywood, females like celebrities, producers, extras.  Scarlett Johannson may be in great danger. Ask her if she's okay. It's important that doctors from the show "E.R", who I believe are real doctors, especially Eriq la Salle, and Donald Sutherland, of the TV movie "Bethune", who probably knows a lot about Chinese medicine, are involved in treating them.  Chinese medicine, I'm not certain, but I believe involves medicinal colour-schemes, and I know Chinese medicine involves a rigid sense of precision.  Definitely call Anthony Edwards and Noah Whyle as well.  The other doctor/actors from "E.R" will know there own areas of specialty.  George Cloony might know something about using an oxygen-tank to de-alcoholise the blood, as the victimized women will naturally and logically and healthily have been drinking alcohol to numb the pain.  Julianna Margolis might be able to use prodigious diplomatic skills to negotiate through the hospital beaurocracy.  There was something that had to do with, I believe, de-alcoholizing the blood with a device involving, sorry, oxygen, on the first episode of "E.R".  Noah Whylie may know much about biofeedback, a fairly simple method of monitoring I'm not sure, the pulse, circulation, through a feedback signal monitoring device.  Maybe Thomas Gibson alone on "Chicago Hope" would qualify as an excellent doctor.  Peter Berg might be good at getting through hospital red tape.  And Mandi Patinkan and Christine Lahti might have studied more esoteric forms of medicine.  And that the victimized women assist at their own surgery.  It's important that the "E.R" doctors choose the hospital at which the victimized women are operated on, because some hospitals may be partially mob-run, although those same partially mob-run hospitals will have legitimate agencies working for them as well, which will allow for restaurant food to be brought in for the afflicted women.  It is important that, if the victimized women are left in seclusion, that bodyguards of the ilk of Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Shwarzenegger and Daniel Day Lewis be guarding the doors, or that the victimized women, if they wish, be in a crowded hospital room, where they can be protected by the fans for whom they sign autographs.  Glubb Pasha fans unite!

P.S.

Miso soup, the kind with spinach and little square tofus in them, would be good for the victimized women to drink while in the hospital.  And also maybe herbal tea, like earl grey tea.  Not peppermint tea though.  That gives a stomach ache aka heartburn.  Also, take the tea bag out of earl grey tea fairly quickly to avoid a stomach ache. "Tums" is an ideal pill- take two- for a stomach ache.  The complete relieving effects should be relatively instantaneous.

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The male doctor who came after Eriq La Salle and Laura Innes in the "and" area of the credit sequence of "E.R", I forget his name, I believe is extremely, extremely important. 

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Most likely there are innocent women who are shooters in Hollywood who shoot blindly but may cause grevious damage to women like Kate Moss.  Women shooters who are extremely remorseful.  Call Obama to get Kipland Kinkel out of prison so Kipland can work as a social therapist for these women, a personal therapist who's been there.  This could stop further blind shootings.  Not the deliberate one's in which horrible women shoot deliberately into the privates of female, but the blind ones which are committed by women with no free will.

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Call Travis Stork from "The Bachelor".  And Andy, the most popular bachelor.  And any other bachelor whose been a doctor.  But especially Travis Stork.  I believe he's a hellraiser.

P.S.

Maybe some of Johnny Depp's former bouncers at the nightclub he used to own could also be employed as bodyguards for the women and for the rooms they're in.

P.S.

Call Michael Sabatino as an uber-resourcefull bodyguard.  He's a big, tall guy, very tall.  I've imagined him as Mr. Fantastic for a long, long time.   Also call Matthew Fox and Josh Holloway- aka John Constantine- as bodyguards.  Make sure teeny Evangiline Lilly is okay.

P.S.

Megan Gale and Daryll Hannah may be in great danger.

P.S.

Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield may be in great danger.  As well as Kate Moss.  Make sure they're out of Hollywood.  A safe place should be an eskimo reservation.  Tiffany Fallon as well.  Heath Ledger left me a one word message- "eskimo".  I couldn't get this message in its complete state on my webpage.

Batman:  There was a heroic young black doctor on a pivotal episode of "E.R." who was devoted to saying the life of a preemie, a prematurely born baby.  I believe the doctor/actor who played the devil's advocate "doctor" on that episode is equally important as the black doctor/actor in reality to saving the lives of preemies.  I believe the actor who played the devils advocate doctor character on that episode might have spent the rest of his life studying how to rescue preemies, prematurely born babies, to make up for his role in that episode.

 Batman:  Batman believes in the VIA rail.

Batman:  Is John Travolta a qualified pilot?  Or Tom Cruise for that matter?  Or Ryan Reynolds?  Pilots who are Gulf War veterans are most likely veterans who were former POW's and were abused/tortured and "programmed".  The fact that some of them were prosecuted when they came home for missing child support payments while they were prisoners in Iraq may have also been a part of their programming.  But make sure John Travolta is completely free of scientology programming before he is allowed to pilot.

Batman: Hmh.  Another message I can't get on to my webpage completely.  Batman believes Kipland Kinkel is the reincarnation of Douglas MacArthur.  He is Kipland Kinkel MacArthur.  Both were obsessed with China.  Douglas MacArthur was trying to manipulate the Korean War into an American war against China.  Probably with good reason.

Batman:  CALL MICHAEL TARSHI- sorry for the capitalizations- he'll be able to figure out the potential hospital-police labyrinth


Batman:  The cops are using cell-phones to track me.  I'll never escape them as long as I carry a cell phone.   The cell-phone tracking technology is most likely built into the police cars.  They can geographically track the exact location of anyone carrying a cell-phone or in a limousine, which usually has a built-in cell-phone.  It's most likely a satellite-managed satellite-coordinating and targeting technology. A pay phone at Wendy's is a good place to call from.  Thank God Bell isn't the only company doing pay phones any more.


Batman:  There is an active VIA rail in Canada which goes to small towns.  One can take a cab from the small towns to other nearby towns.




















Bruce Wayne is at a mental institution.  He is informed that there is a woman who is being kept naked in a cell.  He is in a state of shock.   They walk to her cell, and he disrobes and gets naked himself.  Then he walks into her cell.  She has never spoken.  She is Pamela Isley.  He sits naked beside her and they both sit naked together.  He starts speaking softly to her.  She begins talking, for the first time in the mental institution.  The psychiatrists have left.  Batman offers to put some of his clothes on her but she adamantly, silently refuses.  He says they have to escape.  He takes her out of the cell and they both escape naked through a window.  They make their way both naked all the way to Wayne Manor, walking through hotel corriders, swinging through buildings on batarangs which Batman has stored in a secret compartment in a hotel corridor.

In the first Justice League movie, naked Wonder Woman and naked Batman are both naked when they rescue an undressed young man from prison who is being kept in isolated confinement.  The two superheros are also naked when they rescue autistic men from a mental institution where they are being sexually abused.






The plot of Gotham, of the Darknight Detective, is a Joker jigsaw-puzzle... a vast puzzle geography.. the Joker puts together puzzles.. he is a man of logic... he doesn't scatter the puzzles to the four winds like the Riddler.... The Joker builds.. he constructs.. He is a master builder.. he is castlevillainous.. castling in chess is a ramdom move.. a moment of warward freedom for the stodgy castles.. stodgy like the Joker's own clod soul... the Joker moves sloowwwly... ever so slowly.. his footsteps are like the tyranny of centuries.. like the ache of centuries.. the Joker aches himself forward... s.. soul-hunger pangs.. it is why he is always so achingly thin.. because he always hungers.. “/he killed his own hungery self in anger as a young man”... The Joker.. was he the hungarian Lazlo.. Germaine de naked Poison Ivy Bathory's husband.. her wifehusband?.. a hungry progress through the aching, scorching desert.. my money, all my lobely money, where has it gone.. what will I ever do without all my hard-earned money from that nucleur warhead which my insane genius built and sold...
... genus of earthworms.. an earthworm's intelligence.. his soil intelligence.. earthworm jim.. \i like \jim... i like all jims.. \poisn \ivy likes her jimjams overjoyed to see each other as she strips teasily for binocular man... Binoculor man is a famous superhero..

Gotham puzzlecastles.. I know castles.. I've built some.. I know architecture.. I've extensively studied except for all the safety violations.. /i deliberately left those out of my studies.. \i have a reputation to maintain after all
... architecture is like classically built french language... a language of flux with classical foundatoins...





Joker: The light of heaven is upon my corpse heart. It is a keyhole mote to trouble the mind's eye. /Congregation ov vapours like an army, Neptune's star almost moist 'till doomsday to eclipse, dews in summer, dews in the eye, disasters in the sun..

Henchman: Where are we driving to.

Joker: Nowhere on the map. We are going to a place between the map text. We are going to naked Eve, the beginning of all things. Everything in between. I'm going to Hell, for starters..

Henchwoman: (crying) You don't have to go to-

Joker: Hell? It is my only destination. It is a forevermore geography. I wouldn't find myself anywhere but Hell.

Henchwoman: (still crying) Hell... why is it always Hell..

Joker: Why do I wear this face? Like a vaudeville mask to- crying- I can't do this..

Henchwoman: (crying) You can.. you can..

Joker: Why am I like this? .. Why?.. I don't know myself anymore.. ever since.. an.. accident.. - freezes-

Henchman: You okay, boss?

Joker: ... accident.. accident.. - quietly, tearfully - .. just an accident... an accident to negate heaven... haeven... to leave me in between..

Henchman: For nowhere's purpose?

Joker: That's- that's where we're going..

- a vast landscape of blank,.. a black comic panel.. it reaches out before them on the road..

Joker: We're going to no-man's-land..





Joker: .... hawking our wares..
           .... grand tea express...
            .... hoodlums in agriculture...
            .... my kind of guys...
           .... let's call Microsoft...
           .... Microsoft knows agriculture...
           .... it's its chosen industry...
          ..... silicon valley is a garden..
          ..... I've got to learn gardening. I don't think the always naked Poison Ivy knows any...
           .... She's too naked to know gardening..
          ..... unlike Microsoft with its tweed jackets and tuxedos..
          ..... gardening technoculture...
           .... horticulture..
           ... beer.. lots of beer..
            ... how horti can you go...
            .. hawking our wares..
          .... for Baudelarian jewelry and baubles for Pamela...




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