Conrad Eisenhower, the commander-in-chief and executive director of Checkmate.. forcibly takes over the despotic, oppressive regime of Venezuela... he swiftly, surely, with no time to lose, he declares himself .. heh.. "personal regime dictator" of Venezuela.. Venezuela is now under the regime of Checkmate... "I am dictator Eisenhower" says Conrad Eisenhower.. "Dictator Diana is coming.."...
meanwhile.. Diana is gritting her teeth watching.. arrgghhh.. the third count e'm the THIRD season of the Apprentice..
Diana: ..".. Donald Trump.. you are a right bastard Trump and I am going to throw a very lethal tiara at you .. Trump.. if you DARE again to criticize.. to God Help me CRITICIZE.. a contestant on your show .. Chris.. for chewing tobacco.. for chewing tobacco.. God Help me Trump you silly man you told Chris to stay away from that.. ah.. darned .. DAMNED.. DAMMIT!!.. tobacco... Donald Trump I lecture people .. sometimes harshly .. about the dangers of marihuana.. but I wouldn't THINK of lecturing someone over chewing tobacco.. none of your business... Donald Trump.. none of your DAMN business Donald Trump..... Chris .. I'll buy you some tobacco.. no need to kick the habit.. this has no connection to second-hand cigarette smoke.. Donald Trump you lecture people way more than I do.. way, way more... so you are officially a worse person than I am thereby.. meister Trump.. "
later - in Venezuela.. Diana is in the crowd and approaches Conrad Eisenhower.. she looks dejected..
Conrad: .. "... what's wrong.. Diana.."
Diana: ..".. someone spit tobacco juice at me.. they use bad language too,.."
Conrad: ..".. was it over the marihuana.."
Diana: ..".. Trust me.. I am going to sniff out every opium crop in Venezuela.."
first issue of Greg Rucka's, Rags Morale's.. third Wonder Woman run..
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