The movie will be.. "Wonder Woman 25; nude athena apocalips", directed by Francis Ford Copolla, Sophia Copolla.. and.. sob sob sob... Scorcese... the twenty-fifth Scorcese Wonder Woman movie... the seventh Wonder Woman movie is called.. "Wonder Woman 7; the Transformation Island of Athena", directed by Francis Ford Copolla and Scorcse... the following is a two or three-minute tv ad for that movie... a two or three-minute "William Marston's Wonder Woman" Tv-ad...

Wonder Woman!..

Wonder Woman (Megan Gale):..."... Medusa.. are you okay.. ?.."

The Rogues

The Duke of Deception (Marty Scorcese):...".. Ares.. it's bad.. it's real bad..."

Silver Swan (Sarah Polley):..".. Apollo!.. It's Transformation Island!!… It's a HORRIBLE place to be in...!!.."

Catman (Sean Bean):.."... Wonder Woman.. I am an abortion in the woof and warp of space and time.. and.. I need your help.. badly..."

Wonder Woman (Megan Gale):..".. THOMAS!!!..."..

Barbara Minerva (Angelina Jolie):.."... We are unearthing the Minoan Medusa!!!..."..

Circe (Uma Thurman):..".. I have never been remotely shy about being in the rich wardrobe of a belly-dancer.."..

Artemis (Winona Horowitz Ryder):..".. my Turkish delight gentle warm womb orc-heart.. aches for your holy fool presence.. Waorrngghhdderr worrrmman .. worra worra warrra wuurrmms.. I have worry worms in my soul.. to quote the great Finnegan..."..

Wonder Woman (Megan Gale):... "..  Not tonight.. not EVER.. Artemis.."

Queen Hippolyta (Monica Bellucci):...".. I have done things, mystic number daughter Diana.. that would .. put telluric serpent of Midgard tremours in the very nickel-plated core of planet earth.. I am quoting Ozymandius… I believe the Ozymandious of Pierce Byesh Shelley .. oh NO.. I .. MISPRONOUNCED the name of Shelley..  Look upon my words and fall into a weeping, gnashing of teeth despair and forever you are denied the sight of Hera.. daughter Diana.."

Wonder Woman (Megan Gale):.. "... I have no mother.."

Nightingale (Frances O'Conner sharing the role with the real little girl-nightingale mist):..".. oof… those eggs are nice good and randy..."

Wonder Woman (Megan Gale):.. ".. you are one dead wood little bitch, nightingale.. AUUGGHH!!!.."...

The Riddler (Johnny Depp):..".. Nightingale.. I'm not the brilliant, stratospheric galaxy-man criminal genius you are insisting to everyone and myself that I am.. I'm not even all that exceptionally smart.. can you stop... saying.. that that is exactly what I am.. nightingale.. please.."

Wonder Woman (Megan Gale):..".. aaaAAUUGGHHH!!!!…"

The Twins of Zionism and the sons of Ares (both twins are played by Crispin Glover):..."... the older brother becomes the younger brother and the younger brother becomes the older brother.. if two times two equals five.. all of the aforementioned is.. Ares.. Ares.. Ares..."..

Giganta (Andrea Jolie):..."... Diana of themiscyra.. I am Raskolnikov and you are my elizaveeta (embeth davidtz)… SHIT!!… I think I'm mispronouncing radically misprouncing the name of a very important nubile deceased woman in Dostoevsky's "Crime and Punishment".. Gary Oldman.. NEVER play Dracula again.. evah evah.. eeeevvvaahhhh…."...

Firefly (David Tennant):..."... Hi Wonder Woman.. my name is Ted Carson.. I'm actually studying acting and I really want to become the person I play when I act.. especially when that person is.. Hamlet.."

Wonder Woman (Megan Gale):..".. sniff.. Ted.. I've never ever been called Wonder Woman before in my life.. until.. you just did..."...

and

    The Hero

Ares (Daniel Day Lewis):.. ".. Brother Apollo.. sister Aphrodite.. I am a man again.. my face is unscathed.. I have been banned from possessing my Firebrand Armour.. I don't think I'm even a god anymore.. even a little bit.. I am merely now.. a man named Ares.. and not even a remarkable man named Ares even at that.. if I am even permitted to possess the name Ares.."

and

Hera (Kate Winslet):.."... sob.. their was once another Gre-..."..

BLAM! -

Wonder Woman (Megan Gale):.. ".. HERA!!!..."...

end TV-ad...