.... Actress Uma Thurman: ....".... Megan Gale is one of the most naked women in the whole history of media.... Megan Gale is actually one of the most naked women in the whole history of human civilization.... By direct, diametrical contrast.... I'm Uma Thurman and I'm one of the most fully clothed people in the history of movies.... where I ALWAYS, INVARIABLY use body-doubles for nude scenes in movies.... where it's honestly never even.... me... in any nude scenes.... it's a woman who's my nude body-double.... whereas Megan Gale, by radical contrast.... that Naked Megan Gale Gentleman's Quarterly Calendar of hers where she is fully naked on every single page of every single month of that GQ Calendar.... that was too much.... that was way too much.... way too much.... so a renegade reversal between the two of us, Megan Gale and myself, Uma Thurman.... where we exactly.... precisely.... change places.... in this precise, unique..... respect..... of nakedness and fully-clothedness.... such a renegade reversal and exchange of positions in this respect is.... oboy... just unspeakably, horridly impossible to an infinite degree.... (sob sob sob.... thanks ultron software spirit soul and Sergeant Rock Vietnam-Vet computer hardware... working together.... working together triumphantly.... against the horrifically, satanically malfunctioning Intel computer chips inside this computer that cause the computer to spontaneously snuff out and shut down.... while in the middle of a document.... of typing a document....) .... so this renegade, truly renegade and maverick role-reversal between Megan Gale and myself, Uma Thurman in respect to full nakedness and fully-clothedness.... can only happen.... with conclusiveness and decideness and with decisive punctuation of purpose and success.... when Megan Gale plays Wonder Woman aka Diana of Themyscira and I, Uma Thurman, play the beyond apocalyptic Witch-Goddess Circe.... for film directors Martin Scorcese, Francis Ford Coppola and his beautiful daughter virtuoso film director Sofia Coppola....".... little savvy artemis.... bare-bum fully nude little savvy samson ballerina doing the splits on the floor?... tiny, tiny hera carin goering savanna samson who just adores herself with sublime blissfullmess being an giggly-tummy-bubbles-of-pure-beautiful-stomach-tummy-laughter being an embarrassed naked female hera carin goering naked little savvy samson.... miranda kerr-pose bare bum nude aphrodite savanna samson aka nude earth-295-earth-7202 fully naked Cloud (a Marvel female character) nude savanna aphrodite samson.... hera demeter artemis nude savanna samsons.... smiling gloriously and with infinite happy blissfullness bare breasted with plump, voluptuous nipples decorating her bare breasts nude Savanna "Christine-Marlen" Samson who was Christine-Marlen in a gloriously beautiful black summer dress and bare feet on the wooden floor of our home foyer when my father Andres Raudsepp was alive and brought Christin-Marlen to our home for a whole beautiful day our home at 41 o'Niel crescent, Trenton, Ontario.. she Christine-Marlen in a beautiful black summer dress beyond beauty this black summer dress of hers with strawberry bare legs and bare feet in our home for the whole time she is now Nude Savanna "Christine-Marlen" Samson smiling with beyond-comprehension sublime happiness in a nude bare-breasted photograph of herself with her nipples being plump, erect and voluptuous as they decorate her bare breasts in a photograph of hers I printed out from the internet...