Carla Ilyanna (Rhea Pearlman):..".. but Alexis (Michael William Rosenbaum).. I did play... 'Carla'.. on 'Cheers'.. and I did stalk Diana Chambers, played by Shelley Long.. on that show.. I stalked her mercilessly on that show.. on 'Cheers'.. I was absolutely miserable to her.. so that's what's happening with me thru the ether eether.... and the truth.. as Ozymandius would say.. is as simple and profound as that.."..