.. fragments of a screenplay for.. "The Mighty Thor".. for Lars von Trier...

Justin Trudeau:  I am Donald blake.. a cripple to the mob.. the mob crippled my soul to the death of many warm souls of montreal.. I was brought up in Drapeau's montreal.. a kind of baz luhrmann great Gatsby montreal.. of flash and consequence.. of strip clubs and strib malls.. of many nights and knights of darkness... of no gambling in ratio but many exotic nude female dancers who knew their nude Ishtar.. who knew their exotica..

Odin:  the death of montreal is impending.. it's all good now..

Justin trudeau: now?..

odin:  it is over.. sorry.. yes now.. montreal is a dead wasteland gaza ground zero.. your montreal is dead.. drapeau succeeded but vailed.. he veiled a dead montreal.. Vincent massey is the future of Canada.. of many lush nude women good.. of many nude Nicole kidman's freyja's nude.. freyja nude is a nude goddess whole.. an integrity anatomy breasts many breasts to the pores of her skin nude freyja.. a nufie..

Justin trudeau:  - low, grumbling - neufie neufi..

odin:  yes newfoundland.. that land of ancient evil.. a land the committed a mass murder genocide holocaust against fishes.. against business fishies of the sea.. and made us all in Canada feel good about it..

former montrealers.. now taxed to nothingness:  not all .. they taxed the poor fishies..

odin:  I am mad about it.. I a shape-shift a million miles a second now at quantum nightmare wherewolf speed..

Justin trudeau:  I a minut in passion winkling the ardour of many seas of coming seasons mist spice of Canadian jew in montreal.. the jews of mordor lost montreal that's why it went spice bad a rotten new York apple made sour.. a French made bad... ODIN... my hammer my sickle..

Loki: here they are your hammer and soviet sickle.. irony of irony's the soviets will save us all.. the kgb will be the greatest heroes of world war three.. your identity is beholden to you..

Odin:  not yet .. Loki.. we must.. I feel good about this.. we must..

Loki:  WAIT?!!  .. sorry sorry odin you poor seagull.. you shapeshift so much you wait forever .. but waiting is over..

Odin: you you are right Loki.. no.. no..- weakly - no..

Loki:  Donald Blake.. Justin .. Justin Trudeau.. you are THOR .. the mightiest of the avengers..

Justin trudeau Donald blake his cane gone.. a hammer replacing hit.. an anvil hammer... he is in Thor garb:  THOOOORRRRR!!!!

Loki:  it has begun.. I am a villain now immortal.. his anima.. his nemesis.. his antagonist.. his tutoring Mephistopheles of Goethe-esque lore.. a Goethe mephistophels... I am a mass of guilt and deceit to guide the untrustworthy youth thor .. for you are but twenty-one thor.. and I am three thousand years younger than you.. ready to be the arch-villain of the century.. Thor.. Donald.. I am .. Vincent Massey..

Odin:  thank you Vincent.. Loki.. thank you.. I was too weak.. far to weak.. in  in in in timing.. aHHHHH!! it BURRNSS.. Brutus I I I was Brutus I was Shakespear's brutus... my mind was a sphere of learning..

Loki:  I am the duck.. Donald Duck..

Thor Justin:  I am the moose Gunther moose.. I am Bullwinkle..

Odin: I am werewolf by night!..

Loki:  The game begins...

Thor:  THOR!!

Loki:  THOR!!

ODINA: THORRRRRR!!!

nude frigga:  my son my dear dear son thor .. I am nude frigga your nude mother forever thor.. my son I've finally found you.. MY SON... ahhh my poor poor son.. I'm sorry I'm sorry..

Thor:  I am ready to duck for nonsense jew of montreal.. I am ready to be a jew of montreal..

The credits fly toward the screen

THE MIGHTY THOR

Justin Trudeau Donald Blak Mighty Thor:  Kevin McKidd

Loki Vincent Massey:  Ralph Fiennes

Nude frigga:  Hillary Swank Embeth davidts nude Emily Watson nude NUDE Emily

Odin:  Ethan Hawke..

 a message to the mighty Justin Trudeau.. the mighty Drake.. the future lifetime prime minister of Canada....