Magneto (Daniel Day Lewis):.."... Magneto has seen the death of time.. like a wasted autumn leaf that is my overglorified soul.... Michael Caine.. can we change the subject of what an innocent Batman movie you really think this will be.. when you find out the odious statements that Sabretooth made on Canadian television about Bret Ellis's book... and you might think.. that their was no Daily Bugle-style retraction.. and their couldn't be.. because their really is a vocal record of him saying this.. for Michelle Landsberg to hear.. and to dread teh movie that will happen.. a comedy.. Michael Caine can't you think therefore that perhaps the real first Batman movei starring Sabretooth as Batman should also be.. a comedy.. a parody.. the Adam West shows weren't meant to be.. parodies.. they were sincere transcriptions.. do you really lack taht much Uta Hagen-style imagination.. Michael Caine.. also.. Mystique.. please never ever ever EVER do this again.. you can't.. the CBC let you off this time Mystique... but it won't do that a second time.. Madeline Pryor... you can't be a celebrity Madeline Pryor but I blame your foolish mother for this.. Madeline.. but how naïve and simple are you Madeline Pryor that the wicked thing you did to your father that .. he is the one man one earth who could have rescued you from infinite torture .. Madeline Pryor.. Stryker.. why in GOD'S name did you enter politics to begin with.. you are an astonishingly good teacher of political theory and practice to young.. children.. Stryker.. but entering politics yourself.. why would...
.. you do a thing like taht...
Stryker.. sniff..."
… monologue for Daniel Day Lewis as a man who may not be the real Eric Magnus.. because teh Eric Magnus who was Charles Xavier's old friend at an old old, Tim Berners-Lee-style scientific institute.. that Eric Magnus would never order the deaths of prisoners and require Rogue to effectively convince him not to and to instead easily free teh prisoners unharmed and utterly unmolested.. but the real Eric Magnus would never had decided to execute them to begin with .. and need Rogue to convince him not to … what if... she had been.. too much.. Harvey Keitel.. Harvey Keitel.. a weak American.. of an American genetic condition.. no.. Harvey Keitel is not mad because he has seen himself abused children juvenile delinquents when he is mad .. in a movie that young teenage saintly catholic nightcrawler.. never saw released.. he's good .. at that.. no I am not the real Eric Magnus.. I am .. the replacement.. and that was why Rogue was crying a waterfall of tears.. when I departed her.. realizing that.. realizing.. that...
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