Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff) is a filthy russian woman and she has tiny, filthy ovaries just like a true, medieval... crazythinwoman....

…. and a Tom Hiddleton who doesn't recognize his reality is a moron and not the real m'coy.. not the real Tom Hiddleton that is.. one of the fakers.. one of the horrible Tom Hiddleton fakers.. like the filthy Tom Hiddleton who was going to harm.. who was going to horribly harm..

                                                                    .. sob sob ..

                                                                              .. a teenage James T. Hook..

                                                                            .. he's the Tom Hiddleton who would disagree with me about what I just said about Black Widow / Natasha Romanoff.. a truly filthy man.. a truly filthy man this fake Tom Hiddleton who was going to hurt the teenage Captain Hook and who disagrees with me about Black Widow / Natasha Romanoff...