.. hey.. oh no.. but hey.. Big Beaver's (Kevin Mckidd's) name.. isn't Hans Napp.. after all.. after.. all.. Big Beaver's (Kevin Mckidd's) name is... Joseph Groover.. his name is.. Joseph Groover... who is .. Granite Janet.. could Michelle Pfeiffer play a woman who appears to be able to transform her flesh-and-blood physiological body-self .. into pure dirt-granite.. namely.. a woman.. named.. Granite Janet.. in "Jack Cole's Plastic Man", directed by David Cronenberg..?...