... a Feminazi computer network system was running DC comics headquarters.. for the whole post-crisis era...

... Scott Snyder is George perez...

... issue #2 of "the uncanny x-men" by brian michael bendis...

"Uncanny X-men" issue #2...

Brian Michael Bendis: writer

Ed Benes: penciller

Jim Lee:  penciller

Brad Anderson: Colours..

Dan Green:  Inker...

Wolverine: .. i am.. feral.. i am.. a slave.. a perpetual slave... a am.. cecil b. Demille.. i carry stones.. big stones.. big rocks.. but to destroy houses not build them.. fleshpots of egypt.. urns of waterspring.. urns of heaven.. i have drunk of watersprings and it did not taste like poison.. it is said that you should expect poison from the standing water but i wasn't so sure.. i'm still not.. but i ask myself.. does the water put me to sleep.. does it?.. and i don't realize.. fleshpots of egypt... the suave and sinuous.. i am a suave and sinuous gentleman.. i am cary grant.. just younger... i think.. i assume.. i can assume.. safely.. i am younger than my age.. much younger.. much, much younger.. for its my mutant power.. its my mutant healing factor... but Cyclops once told me.. strangely.. that my whole mutant healing factor was geared and channelled toward curing cancer.. toward curing breast cancer... i was totally unaware of this and still am... i didn't like that feeling .. at all.. when he told me.. it never felt like cancer.. or a healing of it.. like my healing factor was a tree in bloom.. of cancer.. .. .. .. virag?.. did i do a virag?..

naked athena: .. i knew appollo .. he was much like you.. i was much like him.. but i always thought it was a woman's place.. to be like him.. only a woman's place..

wolverine: they try to make women like.. woman like me..

naked athena: but you're raskolnikov.. you told me you were raskolnikov.. that you had a writer who wrote you as.. raskolnikov.. these.. these women are not .. are nothing like raskolnikov..

wolverine: no.. they're not..

naked athena: they're not deep..

wolverine: i always aspire to be deeper.. it's my adamantanium soul which always aspires for adamantanium depths.. i ... am... adamant..

naked athena: where is your lover.. naked mary ann..

wolverine: .. she's been gone.. a while.. since i can remember..

naked athena: .. i wish she'd been with you..

wolverine: .. she was.. unremmittingly.. but i wasn't sure who she was.. we're both telepaths.. all mutants are.. by degrees.. i honestly always wished to know who she was..

naked athena starts crying and wailing and moaning and writhing naked on the ground..

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Havok: .. i like.. winds of excess.. i feel.. the winds.. i perpetually feel the winds.. of motion .. of motion excess... blake talked of excess and the gates of perception..

nude rogue: i know.. i know.. but i think..

Havok: windy intestines.. windy sensations.. a windy plunging sensations.. i feel the liking of it.. the internal winds of time metabolism..

nude rogue: .. - crying – i like it too.. i like it too... it's visceral.. right.. that's the word..

Havok: .. yes.. i wish i had.. more of the visceral..

nude rogue: .. oh i wish it too.. my nude belly rumbles.. i so wish it.. for you..

Havok: .. my sonar avalanche is in my stomach..

nude rogue: in my stomach too.. i have an avalanche in my stomach.. our powers meet..

Havok: i feel sonar feel the winds.. and time it is always time.. i feel the metabolism of time..

nude rogue: my metabolism of my nude body..

Havok: we are meta-humans..

nude rogue: i am a human nude body..

Havok: sonar time.. wind time.. i feel the winds of time..

nude rogue: i feel.. i feel it always..

Havok: but time goes on .. time winds go on as time slows to a creeping.. and become creeping winds..

nude rogue: my nude body creeps..

Havok: and the time is not meant to be a creeping thing..

nude rogue: my vagina is a creeping thing..

Havok: time as time.. but as time winds on times the times creep apace. . the pacing of the times..

nude rogue: OH GOD.. the times..

Havok: .. yes.. - gravely – yes.. they name all the horrid newspapers to time.. to claim time.. to make a real-estate claim on time.. newspapers seek time.. to devour and digest it.. so it doesn't process agent.. so time can't go on.. so the newspapers stop it.. put a cork to time.. time a bottle to put a cork to.. by newspapers..

nude rogue: my tiny nude body resides in a bottle.. with a message in it..

Havok: .. a newspaper awash

nude rogue: my nude body awash..

Havok: a newspaper by the sea..

nude rogue: OH God.. my nude body by the sea.. the sea my nude body foaming..

Havok: i feel the foam of time in my belly nothing but foam..

nude rogue: what?.. there is foam in my belly which is so cruel and grasping.. it seizes my digestive organs..

Havok: mine too..

nude rogue: but.. why?.. i kept you waiting so long.. so long..

Havok: you were in prison..

nude rogue: but .. but.. but.. i kept you waiting

Havok: .. foam grows of waiting..

nude rogue: .. and.. and .. i never came..

___________________

Scott Summers: I am Scot. A leader of nothing and many. Of many nothings. Of nothing many. The nothing of the x-men.. wait.. no.. it's just.. a man dies.. and you say it means nothing.. that was the x-men.. it's not.. uncanny..

Havok: we're starting this team from the ground up..

Scott Summers: you have.. a history with evil mutants..

Havok: always.. always..

Scott: who was she.. who was she..

Havok: a .. mystique.. a i can't tell her name..

Scot: it's okay.. it's okay..

Havok: i think.. we need a new history.. the evil mutant period is over.. it lasted forever.. it's time for – heh – good mutants..

Scott: yess.. yes..

Alex: so.. this man .. professor xavier.. how old is he..

Scott: hard to say.. hard to say.. he's recent.. in the wars.. i'm less recent.. a bit..

Alex: i'm also recent.. always recent .. as recent as him.. somehow.. i know.. i know many like him..

Scott: this mystique.. her name..

Alex: her name is different other than mystique.. she is an other..

on another planet

naked mystique: a naked other..

Alex: naked and whole she is

naked mystique: naked and empty am i.. a blude blood emptiness am i a naked i.. a blue black emptiness i am in butternude..

Alex: she just.. I think we needed a leader and i was it.. she's leader now..

Scott: this group .. troubles me..

Alex: but you're legal .. i'm not...

Scott: this group we're forming right now..

naked mystique on another planet: forming my naked body like an embryo... an x in time.. a wrinkle.. a shi'ar.. a brood embryo..

Scot: WHATTT???!!!

Alex: there are no brood embryos .. the brood are evil..

Scott: wait.. wait.. you're uncompromising.. i like that... but i'm .. not..

Alex: there are so many .. machines on earth.. i'm i've been to the next plane.. the days of future past.. machines machines nothing but machines.. in the midst of an organic eden.. an adam and eve eden.. nothing but machines.. organic tendrils of time octopus nude white queens are chess in game of machine war...

nude mystique on another planet: i know nude white queens between my nude breasts.. they are embryo chess pieces between my nude breasts.. they suck the nipple of my soul.. milknipple.. the milk of human kindness.. war.. war... war.............. war...

Alex: war.. war.. war..

Scott: i don't understand war.. i never will

Alex: that's why you're leader..

Scott: it.. it ... it .. it is a child murderer...

nude mystique coming forth from her other planet: nude mystique: nnnooooOOOOO!!!!!...?????....

______________________

magneto: so war till the end of time my friend..

scott summers: the end my friend..

magneto: it doesn't have to be like this..

scott summers: i'm afraid.. it does..

magneto: but why.. why..

scot summers: because.. i'm not the way.. you are... and .. it means something.. it means.. i'm a mess.. just a mess... and you'r neat.. and implacable.. a neat helmet.. i don't wear a helmet.. i wear a visor.. which keeps my vision shot... a visor.. a z is a razor letter.. i call it a visor...

magneto: you're very conscientious about letters and words..

scott summers: i have to be.. to be leader of the x-men..

magneto: but.. i'm not as conscientious.. i feel the thoughts of magnetism.. but not the words of .. magnetism.. i mean.. heh.. you sense and feel words and speak them.. i only sense and feel thought.. the speed of thought is mine.. but the slow methodical consientiousness of words is yours.. yours is sartre.. mine is.. the nothingness of speed of einsteinian relativity..

scott summers: the amazing x-men

magneto: the amazing spider-man hehe... i need to meet him qquickly.. it's urgent.. it's a matter of the present..

scott summers: but.. it won't happen..

magneto: it won't?..

scott summers: i'm afraid time consigns us to be enemies..

magneto: but why why..

scott summers: because.. i'm not spider-man.. he's a criminal.. i'm not.. he knows the byways of crime like the back of his gloved velvet hand.. i don't.. he understands the webbing of the underground marshes of dante-esque depths... i don't.. he's been to tartarus.. i .. have..

magneto: you are such a young man.. cyclops.. cyclops.. a nice name... very nice.. and i am such an old man..

scott summers: the older i age the younger i get..

magneto: i know that feeling.. very well.. all too well

scott summer: we part as friends..

_____________________

 

nude mystique: the pregnancy of my belly is a time forgotten.. a crime forgetten.. the pregnancy of my belly is crime.. eternal crime.. i am crime.. eternal crime.. i know spider-man..

Peter Parker: hi there..

nude mystique: hehe.. hi spidey..

Peter Parker: so we're younguns in the focus of the camera lens.. i mean.. oh no.. camera's and me don't mix.. oh no oh no..

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Peter Parker: no no weren't you listening.. everything EVERYTHING is my fault.. the way it's supposed to be.. there are so many spider-men so there's plenty.. oh no.. i mean .. lost lots' of blame.. no.. lots of fault volcanic fault to go around .. no oh no..

nude mystique: wailing- you're young .. you're so young..

peer parker: i am a peer of many .. i am peer the qinty peer the quinty... i am quit quits.. no a i m quint.. i am gint i am git i am gnit.. hoily bioly me blizzard him sluggard.. i am hoitely hungery... gint.. peer gint said that me.. mmeeeee..

nude mystique: i love you... so much.. you always make me smile.. hehehe..

peer parker: heheehee

nude mystique: my butt is moist right now..

peer parker: whooaaa...

 

... issue #1 of "Supergirl" by greg rucka...

writer: greg rucka

penciller:  Jim Lee

penciller:  Ed Benes

Colourist:  Brad Anderson

Inker:  Dan Green

Naked supergirl: sunny legs... i have sunny legs.. my bare legs are the sun shining by apollonian might.. the sun shining by the power of ovaries.. the shine.. the shine.. the shine.. the shire.. the hobbit's shire.. poor, por tom o'bombodil who was a hobbit, a tall gangly hobbit himself known as William marston.. doestoevsky.. - smiling – doostooeeevvvskiee – skiee.. skiee... SKIIIYYEeee.. dostoevsky was a strange hobbit of the shire, a queer bird much like me.. meeee... like meee....

naked supergirl: i do dark less than the dark does me.. i become easily an eclipse of the sun.. to easily .. to easily.. an easle for my legs to be painted into renoir-like bareness of pale olive soul.. a soil of heart i have.. pitch-dirt in my heart a torch of nude winona who is a torch living incarnate.. a spire a funeral pyre of Ruskinian power – pyre of poor Ruskin's funeral which is poor nude winona's funeral as she dies into agriculture.. in other words, nude winona becomes microsoft.. soft, so soft her silk nude breasths.. her nude breasths are my breaths marlyn monroe nude clutching herself by the sea like nude sherylinn fenn.. fenn.. fenn.. a finn incarnate.. a shadeless town.. a shark's finn.. a am nude sherylinn finn shark.. i am a shark.. i am nude in water hovering nude supergirl nude over the sea.. nude supergirl hovering over the sea like a UFO..

nue nude supergirl: “late one night a finn fell, ai am nud nude esupergirl falling from a hole in the sky like a UFO pez-dizpenser dispenser falling like a fin, a rudder, the sky is my boat in which i swim nude..”

...the very first "the Uncanny X-men" issue... a relaunch again written by Brian Michael Bendis... issue #1...

"Uncanny X-men" issue #1...

Brian Michael Bendis: writer

Ed Benes: penciller

Jim Lee:  penciller

Brad Anderson: Colours..

Dan Green:  Inker...

magneto:  ... the first of many is the first of equals.. the evils of devil may care follies are the nonsense of duels many with lentils first in equals many evils dwa dawn the first of many.. the .. no let's see what comes first... brinngg?  hello mookse .. hows the griopose..

nude rogue alone in the audience:  yayy ayyyy yayy.. hehehehe

magneto:  ahh.. yess.. so anyway.. lokiing thru his papers... I must be getting enile.. imen senile.. this is silly very silly..  this is very strange.. I am SUCH an odd cuck cluck.. cluck clukc cluke clut klute clute.. an odd duck indeed this magnus fellow.. MAGNETO.. yes that's my name .. dunno wear it out.. I'm sorry.. so very very sorry, dear dear rogue.. ahhghghhhh...

nude rogue:  are you okay, dear father, dear father.. agghhh

nude scarlet witch enters:  they're coming .. quicksilver your brother magneto he's back I pulled him back..

quicksilver:  I don't want to be here.. I don't want to be here.. but I am your loyal BROTHA forver magneto..  we are both black men..

magneto:  thank you.. I mightily appreciate that magneto JUNIOR..

quicksilver:  yeh, hehe yeah.. son of magneto till the end..

magneto:  son of magneto I heartily like the sound of that .. yes faith heartily...

quicksilver:  where's pyro..

nude scarlet witch:  he joined the UNCANNY x-men..

magneto:  ahh HAH>.. clever of him.. very very clever pyro.. not devious at all .. no not devious at all.. I'm the devious believer of the two of us.. where's the aforementioned "alex"..

nude scarlet witch:  "bloogbbbb?... who who wot wots  sorry so sorry alex.. im just jest panicing..

magneto:  ah yes shame on me twice for thinking it.. not alex at all.. blob it is ... blooiiieebbbb... blobby boy harry Knowles..

blob:  here I am.. ahh sorry.. pyro's gone the way of the lifing lifting..


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at the uncanny x-men headquarters, pyro blob is sitting in leasuirely posture guy gardner FIRST JLI issue style...

pyro:  so sorr sorrggy ol' por boy matt.. so I'm the leader of the x-men unaccountable.. we've got it all in the rule book or Roberts order here.. so let's work on this what I'm going to do is a revisionist accountability for the team .. let's just get a role o]f the die here.. it's a maxi pad we're looking at..

nude Mexican big brother nude sister nude kitty pryde:  he's SO cool .. and dashing..

nude Maggie sawyer shadowcat nude:  this is weird.. so weird.. what's he pulling at ... who is he..

iceman:   I think he think's he's leader of the uncanny x-men.. and I think he's right..

Cyclops arrives..

Cyclops:  uh, pyro..

pyro:  yes, pop..

Cyclops:  never mind.. go right ahead.. - he leaves -

Pyro:  okay so the maxi-pad vision for hugh hefner's mansion..

Cyclops:  uh, pyro..

Pyro:  - like Xavier magneto - whhaaagghhttt??!!

Cyclops:  never mind..

Pyro:  So the truth is way way out there..

Cyclops:  uh pyro..

Pyro:  yes, master...

Wolverine enters sinisterly a nude sister beckons to him..

Wolverine:  Gentlemen must lead early.. here pyro here's some milk...

Pyro:  ahhhhh - throw's the milk on the floor..

Wolverine:  ahhh.. i'll get it.. - logan brooms up the milk with a silly witch broom -

Cyclops:  ahh.. wolvie.. we gotta talk about this demon demonic possession thing.. the milks not good.. it's tainted .. real tainted.. with e. coli.. ahhh .. that is so not funny.. insulin is the last thing you find in milk...

Logan:  yes master - he removes his mask - how'd ya like my moustachio...

Cyclops:  vermins.. just vermins man.. wicked vermin..







Crispin glover:  you callleedd.. heheehe... he is normal human now.. foor nowww.....

pyro:  he's my first recruit..

Cyclops:  uh, ah, good job pyro..

Logan:  Great GREAT job, pyro.. your leader as long as you want the job.. Xavier jobs magneto Xavier is a bit over the underhill now.. here i'll drink that milk.. ahhh jest kidding, jest kiddin,' kiddowalk greenhorn, don' dunno kill book of kells kell cull me , mon... mon day mon juice.. the noni spring calls.. get a noni plant and eats it raw.. awwwgeerrggmmmmwwimmm....

nude rogue arrives:  ahh guys...

Cyclops:  uh , guys..

Wolverine leads the attack..

All:  AHHHH...

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nude rogue:  boo hoo sniff sniff..

logan: sorry sorry maybe we ken kennet be fwiends.. fweinds friends foh life kinneit kin or krikit.. let's go pal  .. he takes off with nude rogue in a truck a four weeler van..

_______

nude rogue:  how'd you get those claws, wolvie..

logan:  it hurts to tell it.. every time, kid, every time...

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nude mystique:  I'm allways nude in jellybear handcuffs.. I am a turdy bear with feces blue smeared all over my nude body nue... I have a jellybean complexion.. I have porcupine skin .. I have huckleberry skin.. something wicked this way comes and it is nude me.. I am wicked third degree cow bell underhide crotch burn skin underneath my cow cleft butt... it stings me in pleasant FIIIIRREEE pain fire cone pain perpetually which gives me a fire in my butt a rocket up my nude butt.. a bottom pain fire that I crave in my bottom nude.. FIIEERREEE.. a fire cone pain.. a coniferous pain.. not decidedly deciduous.. a I have an autum leaf BRANDED upon my cow bell cleft butt.. it is a pleasant autumn genocide autumn nude... I have a genocide butt politic.. nude butt me ahoy!!....

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Cyclops:  X-FACTORRR...

angel:  whuzzis...

The White Queen, borth White Queens birth, have ordered all the uncanny x-men present day thousands of reams of footage scrapped..
The White Queen: scrap the footage ye footage mus' be scrapped.. like the pirate cargo booty.. I have boots in my boonshem.. shem believes ye scrap le footage.. I am never going to know how you scrap the butler.. but this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship hanno.."

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.. Joss Whedon writes the very first issue of "Veronica Cale".. greg rucka takes over with issue #2 onward.. it's an ongoing comic...

joss whedon: writer

ed benes: penciller

brad Anderson: colours

dan green:  inker

Nude veronica cale: arrrr, i be captain hooke mayetey... i be ready to TAKE ON THE WORLD.. the WORRRLLDDD... we don't need no education.. we don't need no thought control.. hey teacher.. sniff boohoo.. leave your kids alone.. boohoo hoo.. . i am going to become a nude evil woman.. i am determined to do this.. ahh .. ahh.. ahh.. tis here.. but yet confused.. all the puzzle pieces are in place.. alll the pieces fit my nude butt.. it pieces itself together pleasantly.... i am all commas.. i am a comma soul.. a reimeann series of commas is me matey.. arrr... i be a pleasant soul..

steve trevor: i have never.. never .. NEVER met a woman like you...

nude veronica cale: ahh, that's so sweet... sweet talker... i bet you say that to impress all the girls.. in heaven all the girls are nude... that's my plan for planet earth.. i am an earth science...

steve trevor: fascinating.. wait.. i'm getting way ahead of myself here..

nude veronica cale: so.. we be mighty opposites... i be hamlet.. and you arree youuu clllaaauudddiiiiussss...

steve trevor: i fear i am forever fated to ve .. to ve.. to be .. claudius..

nude veronica cale: does it have to ve this way.. i have always been hamlet ever since i was born nude into the ocean...nude i depart to sea... and death do us apart my nude breast apart part evenly neatly.. i am all bubbles...

steve trevor: bubbles.. bubbles.. yes bubbles are crime..

nude veronica cale: crime are me.. i be crime matey.. ahh live the life of a crook..

steve trevor: that be the life for me indeedy .. i be a crook your crook forever.. i ve be have much much much to learn from you to become a rocket scientist..

nude veronica: read scientology steve.. read scientology it'll bring peace to your soul....

steve trevor: i will i will wait .. you must be joking..

nude veronica cale: smiling giddily – do i look like i'm joking... i am the world's first fully functional homicidal artist...

steve trevor: fascinating.. just fascinating...

nude veronica cale: ahh. ..the skulls the corpses like a crops of meadows.. i don't know if it's art but i like the judicial system...

stever trevor: yes me too.. wait.. no i don't

nude veronica cale: shame on you steve trevor you should never like the judicial system.. that's my job..

steve trevor: yeah.. that's true.. but you've.. maybe.. you've brought me to an enlightened understanding of foreign stalker crime...

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steve trevor: you say that a lot..

nude veronica cale: what .. my nude breasts..?

steve trevor: no.. the other thing...

nude veronica cale: ahhh...

nude wonder woman: steve .. i think your spending way too much time with veronica cale..

steve trevor: what ever gave you that idea..

nude wonder woman: nothing nothing.. i'm just confused .. fuc cofused with coffee mate..

steve trevor: coffee matey..

nude wonder woman: ahhhhh

nude veronica cale: yess.. tis here vut by but yer yer confused.. knw know knaveries plain face my butt the face of my butt is never seen till used...

maxwell lord: veronica cale... we've got to talk..

nude veronica cale: what about?

.. maxwell lord: about your aspirations.. for dubious dealings...

nude veronica cale: i make know secret of it..

maxwell lord: i know.. that's what troubles me..

nude veronica cale: you don't trust my flamboyant infinite inveterate noteriety...

maxwell: i'm not sure.. therein lies the confusion.. see i'm protecting wonder woman.. but i'm also protecting you.. therein lies the confusion..

nude veronica cale: i confused a mess of my nude self.. i confused my hair all pubic in growth.. i have a vegetable soul..

maxwell: yes.. that troubles me...

nude veronica cale: i a i a think thou doth praise me too much.. i don't deserve all this praise..

maxwell lord: yes you do yes you do..

nude veronica cale: i do ... i do...

maxwell lord: yes.. your sweet .. your sweet .. your so sweet.. like sunflowers..

nude veronica cale: awwww...

nude wonder woman: sniff boohoo hooo.. why is max with this woman.. you're with me max...

steve: i understand his dillemma...

nude wonder woman: so do i .. i guess.. i guess.. boo hoo hooo...

steve: here's the thing.. veronica cale is confused.. no wait she's 100% convinced she's going to go bad early... like a rotten apple.. she's going to go bad early...

nude wonder woman: how long has she been out of the fridge...

steve: she's out of ridley's for good..

nude wonder woman: too bad too bad.. i put her there early...

.. an early George Perez issue of his new "Wonder Woman" comic ...

writer: George perez

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