Gus Gorman (Chris Rock) and Businessman, Ross Webster (Sean Bean) are both occupying the villa suite at the top of a skyscraper out of a James Bond movie..
Gus Gorman: ..".. yeah.. someone said you were the Canadian business-world's answer to James Bond, Ross.. or... mr Webster.."
Ross Webster: ..".. ahh.. Ross.. Ross.. only Ross.. to you.. Gus... gus.."
Gus Gorman: .. "... see.. all the way to beginning of the Sean Connery days.. James Bond bothered me.. their's something where.. a lady love-interest.. a lot of them work for the big bad.. I dunno ..".. - Gus Gorman is misty-eyed..- .."..it's like the lady-love interest dies a horrible, horrific death and James Bond he don't even know it happened or give it like a second or third or fourth thought.. like he jus' on to the next dame which he probably marry 'cause then he find the love of his life.. and the first lady.. the thing is.. I saw the movie where the first lady he involved with.. James Bond... the big bad he has her.. like. it's piranha's.. man-eating fish.. and it's like.. she's in the water.. and she's screaming.. and you see this rushing, foamy torrent around her.. and she goes under.."
Ross Webster: .."... Gus.. gus.. I'm not.. I'm not James Bond.. I'm a very different man than James Bond.. we've got to... got to find the original archived footage from those old James Bond movie's.. which explain how James Bond never left the villains lair and he rescued her.. i'm sure.. I'm SURE that archival footage actually exists.. he's Sean Conner after all..."
Gus Gorman:.. ".. yea.. y eah.. we've had to wait forever for all that old archival footage.. and then for some things we don't wait at all.. like we never waited for Ralph Fiennes to be cast as Loki in the Avengers movie.."
Ross Webster: .. ".. ahh.. it's Canada.. here.. gus.. it's a Canadian business climate.. and maybe .. with you're.. ah.. Gus .. you may be surprised at this.. but I have a resume somone a friend made up for you.. it says you're an expert at ada programming..."
Gus Gorman: .. ".. oh.. THANKS.. Ross.. mr.. Webster.. sorry.. Ross.. I've been maybe honestly read that book on ada programming language by Mark Allen Weiss .. maybe re-read that book almost fifty times.."
Ross Webster: ..".. ah.. Gus.. Gorman.. you're hired.. just like that.. with those words you spoke.. just now.. I need a REAL computer programmer with me.. beside me.. it's the movie's Gus.. maybe.. maybe we CAN make sure Ralph Fiennes is cast in the role of the Marvel Norse God Loki when a true honest REAL Avengers movie arrives.. the.. heh.. yers 'till the rending of the rocks.. "The Mighty Avengers".. starring Ralph Fiennes as Loki.. how's that for a grand title.."
Gus Gorman: ..".. yeah.. YEAH.. really, really, like I've always wished people in Hollywood, California would wait more... show much, much more patience with the movie's they make.. it's not like comic-book movie's have to be all about the quick escape and high jinkin' escapedes.. it donna need to be an escape artist Hollywood.."
Ross Webster: ...".. no ... gus.. gus... Gus.. it doesn't.. Hollywood doesn't.. need to be all about the escape-artistry..."
Gus Gorman: ..".. yeah.. YEAHH!!.. it's like .. hey how about first on da agenda.. their's like.. I can't believe I'm finally in CANADA.. in Canada.. in Canada.. it's like.. their's a Canadian entertainment journalism show I want to bring back.. it's called... eNow.. it's like .. their's.. we got eTalk right now.. on Canadian television.. but it's kind of humdrum.. I think we could do something really revolutionary with Canadian entertainment movie television if we bring back.. eNow... "...
Chris Rock: Gus Gorman
Sean Bean: Ross Webster..
Ridley Scott's.. Ridley Scott directed, "Superman 3" also starring Brandon Routh as Superman and Michael Rosenbaum as Lex / Alexis Luthor.. and Holly Madison / Embeth Davidts as home-town smallville Lana Lang.. lana lang...
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