Calender Man (Alan Rickman) :.. ".. Okay I will narrate the events but unfortunately probably with some wildness out of sequence.. I've got some notebooks here as to what happens.. okay.. Phase-two .. scene-two is.. "Wonder Woman vs Guy Gardner".. Wonder Woman says,"The one thing I really hate is a Guy Gardner".. Game-on.. Guy Gardner has studied the advanced art of Tai Chi in respect to his use of his Green Lantern Ring.. and also the ordering of Chinese furniture in homes abodes in respect to the use of his Green Lantern ring.. okay.. this is Scene 2 just described by me.. the first scene is the scene where the Hanno Ridal Raudsepp Bruce Wayne / Batman finally decides to kill Superman with his own green kryptonite ring.. the three other Batmen, Ben Affleck.. Hanno Raudsepp Batman lethally tasers him.. killing Ben Wayne.. Johnny Depp Batman.. Hanno Ridal Raudsepp Batman gives him a stern look and then shoots the Johnny Depp Batman with a grappling hood.. finally the Christian Bale Batman looks very serious about stopping the Hanno Raudsepp Batman from killing the Earth 2 Superman, played by Henry Cavill.. Hanno Raudsepp Batman shoots the Christian Bale Batman dead with a rifle.. Christian Bale Batman falls down in ishtar fade slow motion.. and is dead.. Hanno Raudsepp Batman tells the Henry Cavill Earth 2 Superman: ..".. It's been long in coming... this culmination to your woes .. Superman.. you should never have come back.. you are not welcome back.. it is time for your death.. Earth 2 Superman.. " Batman irradiates the Earth 2 Superman with his green kryptonite ring.. and then.. the Evangeline Lilly Wonder Woman, daughter of Loki, picks up Superman and flies away with him..
Sandicomm Black Canary: ".... WHO DOES SUPERMAN THINK HE IS!!..."
Earth 2 Superman: ..".. Diana.. Bruce and I were talking.. "
Evangeline Lilly Diana: ..".. sorry.. Clark.. it's just.. I'll talk to Bruce.. we'll work it out.. it's.. it's miscommunication.."
Earth 2 Superman: ..".. He's not.. He's not the real Bruce.. teh real Bruce Wayne.. he's not the real Batman.. that's what I have to tell him, uncategorically.. "
Evangeline Lilly Diana: .. ".. maybe.. i'm not the real Diana.."
Earth 2 Superman: .. "... I really need to talk to Batman and tell him who he definitely is not,.. Diana.."..
on the ground..
Hanno Ridal Raudsepp Batman uses a life-force console-device to reactivate all three Batmen back to life..
Hanno Raudsepp Batman: .. ".. Let's go.."
All three Batman follow him vigilantly and dutifully..
Johnny Depp Batman: .. ".. Bruce... I don't.. I really don't.."
Hanno Raudsepp Batman: .. ".. He's the Superman who is not welcome back.. he's teh pre-crisis Superman.. He's the Superman who tried to kill Jimmy Hoffa.."
Ben Affleck Batman: .. ".. WHAGGHHHT!!!.."...
Hanno Raudsepp Batman: ..".. He's the Pre-crisis Superman who humiliated Lois Lane at every opportunity.. he's the pre-crisis Superman no-goodnick Superman no-good digger Superman scoundrelly rascally-wag Superman... He's alive.. not dead.. but I think of him as someone who's dead but won't lie down.. He's the pre-crisis Superman who is smarter than Lex Luthor and therefore was fully equipped to give Super-powers to Lois Lane any time whatsoever, instantaneously.. all he had to do was bring Lois Lane to his science lab at his Fortress of Solitude.. but he didn't.. he just didn't.. didn't.. he didn't want to.. he didn't want to.. I don't think he thought Lois Lane deserved to have super-powers.. she once thought she did have super-powers.. and to give him due credit he did ingenious Buster-Keaton work with props and stunts to convince Lois Lane that she actually DID have Superpowers.. but when he finally.. I guess.. decided it wasn't worth it.. he.. started at quantum-speed he stepped on the shoes of every man she was dancing with at the party.. and convinced those men that it was her with her super-strength that was doing it.. they all rebuffed her.. rebuked her.. abandoned her with disdain.. all of them.. because of Superman.. because of the pre-crisis Superman.. doing something the post-crisis Superman would NEVER do.. NEVER.. Lois Lane became a wallflower at her own party.. thrown for her and only for her to celebrate the fact that she had become Superwoman.. he's the pre-crisis Superman, a cruel man and he deserves to die.. Someone dies tonight, and it's the pre-crisis Superman.. This Batman kills."
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.. the Evangeline Lilly Diana has used The Flash's Speed-force to fly instantaneously to Ivy Town where she is now sitting on an outside patio of a MacDonalds with Jami Briss (Danny Soedirga), the all-new Atom..
Jami Briss: ..".. it's.. like.. oh man.. see .. I've read Nietzche's "Thus Spake Zarathustra" many times.. and I love what Batman said so much about Nietzche Superman being Sir John Falstaff.. or Jack Falstaff.. yeah..heh.. john.. jack.. like john kennedy.. jack kennedy.. I love what he said so much.. and it's Nietzche .. who is so the man of ultimate courage for trying to UNDERSTAND the Nazi Superman.. they don't CALL themselves teh Nazi's.. they DON'T.. they're a comic book called, "The Nazz" that I think just has to be about this theme.. they HATE calling themselves the Nazi's... they HATE it.. I think the term "National Socialist" finally comes back.. I can't believe it, but it's true.. the feminists call themselves National Socialists.. and the one thing they will NEVER forgive the very first Lois Lane for is calling their Superman a coward in the very first Superman comic book that ever existed .. in Action Comics #1.. yeah.. Lois Lane calls Clark Kent a coward in that issue.. also .. Clark is the name of the author of an AMAZING biography of Albert Einstein.. Clark is an important name.. very important.. it's Bill, in Kill Bill Part 2.. they don't UNDERSTAND Bill.. he actually says that Clark and Superman are the SAME person.. it is so complex what he says that no on can understand it.. I think Batman could.. he definitely could.. Bill said that Clark Kent is Superman's satire of humanity.. but that's EXACTLY what George Bernard Shaw did.. I mean.. it's like Shaw was playing a character as the Bernard Shaw that we all know to the point that he portrayed himself to the public as a satire of himself.. Superman does EXACTLY that with Clark Kent.. except Superman is so compassionate, so compassionate.. that he makes it about humanity as a whole.. I feel so Bad for Superman that he has to be the Nazi's Superman.. but Lois Lane called teh Nazi Superman a COWARD in teh very first issue of Action Comics.. the feminists will never forgive her for that.. they'll never forgive her.."
Evangeline Lilly Diana: ..".. Jami Briss.. I over you a position on the Justice League ruling Council.."
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Hanno Raudsepp Batman: ..".. I made a mistake. A serious mistake. I tried to kill the wrong Superman. I tried to kill the Superman who actually WAS Jimmy Hoffa.."..
Ben Affleck Batman: .."... WHAAGGHHTT!!!???.."..
Hanno Raudsepp Batman: ..".. it's Conan Sims.. thanks Conan.. he told me what Jami said to Diana.. to Diana the son and daughter of Loki... to status-Diana.. I tried to kill the Superman who wasn't the least bit bothered by Lois Lane calling him a coward, the Superman who felt she did the right thing when she did that.. that's the Superman I tried to kill.. I tried to kill the Superman who destroyed whole, complete slum-neighbourhood infrastructures so they could be replaced with hopefully free housing.. I tried to kill the Superman who was both Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Jimmy Hoffa, the Superman of the '30's Depression, the Superman of the New Deal.. I tried to kill the Jerry Siegal Superman.. the Superman of the original Golden Age.. it's him... I made a mistake.. it's him who is the Earth 2 Superman of the pre-crisis, the superman who married Lois Lane and remained happily married to her for the course of their whole lives into both their old age... It's what Harold Bloom said about the difference between Falstaff and Goodfellow Donkeyhead Bottom.. we delight in the Joker but we love the Jerry Siegal Superman.. good boy-bully Superman.. good boy-bully Superman.."..
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