An Ain't it Cool news columnist...".. ahhh.. we're finally back on Track with Smallville Lex with the slimy Lex Luthor we all love..".. Donna Troy:.." -.. auhm um.."..

Harry .. he was a paparrazi photographer

.. whau.. how.. he he's sob sob..

Harry.. he was a paparrazi photographer.. hardcore..

.. wha- . bwhyy.. hay hay… EeeyoorrEEE.. sob sob..

Harry.. he was a really, really, really serious paparazzi photographer.. for real..

Maxwell Lord (Leonardo de Caprio):..".. Lex..?.."..

JESUS, MAX!!…

                   it's douglas

            it's douglas

                       it's douglas

            it's douglas

                     it's douglas

         it's Douglas's first episode..

.. first seasons of Smalville suck...

Harry:..".. sob sob sob sob.. Lex.. did I write this..

Harry.. he was still a paparazzi photographer...