The uncanny x-men screenplay

Note from Batman: Batman honestly believes all cell-phones have a nanotechnological flesh-eating disease inside them, air-transmitable.

The Scarlet Witch is the Key. She is being kept in an inescapable Kafka labyrinth by her father Magneto. He believes she will hurt Havok, simply by her mere existance. Magneto is a protector. He will protect Havok from the Scarlet Witch, who Magneto believes can bend the fabric of reality. Magneto solicits Dr. Strange's help to maintain the Scarlet Witch in a coma. An eternal coma.

Havok: Rogue can only kill. It's all she knows. She's going to kill me.

Lex: I don't know how to prevent it.

Havok: Neither do I. Her need is a biblical flood, her emotion. She is pure emotion, pure unadulterated emotion, it is her momentum when catapulting herself through the air.

Lex: I'm only a mere mortal with no superpowers. I can't fight this.

Havok: The only thing she can't fight are cell-phones. She needs them with her, with all the biblical flood emotion power of this need. They are her other love, me and cell-phones. But she thinks the two can co-exist and they can't, and she'll destroy me and the planet and her son in the process. Her mind is a dialectical opposition of nucleur fission.

Lex: I tried to get her drunk but her superpowers render her immune to alcohol and its otherwise sleepifying effects. She doesn't need sleep. She needs you.. and me.. and cell phones.. but not sleep.

Havok: We can't fight a biblical flood. We're only men.  Her love is a flesh-eating virus which no man, you or I, can survive.  Rogue is going to put you in a coma, Havok.  Forevermore.  Count on it.

Bruce felt no autmuns in mornings cast in the monring of Gotham harbour in the night of gleans emmessage of the idea of night ngamles mlaent of then night of nighteningales ideation into the nightingales of hanno this is may midnight cast of hanno if i can work with you maybe we see this is the night of you are my friend forever of the night of wait here it is you are me i am you we can work toeghether and i can this is the righteousness of life we can wait okay dobay we are the it is okay right lie likeseee we can this is mr j either int the ienose dhtei oekay doliektheisowneishetish ioens eithsoeksay tisoneid athe theisoa tinsidoe the soaisneidhe aidoiaje we are then enver the saynme in the same ytheiaokaey is nthe name of the same oenf the oehtinsoekahy the aokeay the oakay the name of eht emaokay tme we ar finneagan os if the way of the agye in the sma eo fht eit is finished for the moement..

Note from Batman: Batman honestly believes all cell-phones have a nanotechnological flesh-eating disease inside them, air-transmitable.

.. naked Wonder Woman: Hi, I'm naked Diana and I'm a survivor of flesh-eating disease, courtesy of cell-phone nanotechnology. I've died many times, horribly more than the last, and I can survive, barely, flesh-eating disease, but ordinary mortals won't survive it once. Okay, the cell-phone nanontechnology is a Y2K paradigm- flesh-eating disease is the real Y2K, designed to go off at a certain instant ,not sure exactly when, but sooner rather than later. It's too close to being past the margins of the start of the milleneum. So, the organic chemistry of felsh flesh-eating nanotech.. It's an electronic switch which is the coin electronic spin, the coin nucleur spin, the coin magnetic moment etcetera ad nauseum, all coupled, like my nude breasts, if they're still there, like my nude breasts are coupled in magnetic moments.. We are presently going through a nucleur relaxation time, a false lull before the flesh-eating storm, Bbrrriiinnngg! Hello, ahhh! Just kidding, but not for long. The next briinngg could be fatal. Relaxation is open to free radicals, like wittle me. All cell-phones have magnetic fields,.. The key is magnetism,.. magnetism manipulates the ferrous compound at the centre of the nanotech flesh-eating hemoglobin molecule, synthesized molecule, meant to replace the hemoglobin in our blood... So.. invisible zinc and invisible copper are the electrodes at the dimensions of the cell-phone. The cell-phone attaches, leeches, if you will, the potassium K+ and sodium Na 2+ in the cellular membrane of our neurons. There is a flesh-eating neutralization titration which involves chemical reactions of sodium carbonate, sodium hydrogen carbonate, sodium hydroxide in the ion brain-pumps of our neurons.. Colours, colours and colours.. bromocresol green.. blue-green algea.. sky-blue aliquot... enough colours for now.. it all happens as fast as quicksilver, or quickmercury, or quickiodine.. Choride and mercury... chlorine, geez.. - crying – have to stop for now...

.. the lit rush of a scroll, described in the Gutenberg Galaxy by Marshall McCluhan is the same phenomenon as the lit rush against a movie screen, which produces air-transmittable electric positive ions which tranquilly neutralize the flesh-eating effect of nanotech cell-phones.. it is a science so old, it may hearken back to the egyptians, to the priest-scholar Hermes, this mystical lit-rush ion effect, like mineral water or noni juice, which simply cancels out the flesh-eating nanotechnology. The Egyptian book of the dead may have anticipated flesh-eating nanotech along with Dante's inferno. I don't understand the science of lit rushes too well but hopefully I'll be able to read some medieval documents soon to get a jist of it. Movie screens are hieroglyphs thru which lights a lit rush- movie screens hearken back to ancient egypt and medieval scrolls... more later..

The Joker: ... the night is casting my simple existance in mornings in my naked body is the devil is the devil in screwtape in the fucking every single idea in the morning of .... okay... the Maxwell Lord got the OMAC armour from the High Evolutionary armour... The High Evolutionary gave Max Lord his armour tech for his Omacs... Maxwell Lord just wasn't able to invent the Omac armour technology himself.... it was too evolutionary... .... okay yokay... on to cell-phone nanotechnology... thiosulphate... hydronium ions are key to everything.. then ther's hydrochloric acid.. hydroxide ions.. ther's carbonic acid and sodium chloride... colours colours and colours.. bromocresol green.. bromothymol blue.. naked Diana:.. my naked thighmol  my naked body screams thymol thiol at cell phones scream... Joker: .. methyl orange... methyl red... all the colours of my dandy decor... what else.. nitro, azo akyl, atroxy, azoxy... the Riddler: pha... ptha.. phalate... phalanine.. phat ltle.. mere phattle.. the Joker: pirate pyridine.. weak dibasic acid and its salts.. nude Diana: you love your acids.. i like that about you.. maybe we can melt these cell-phones with enough acids if we have enough variety of acids to do the job before these cell-phones melt us.. i don't want my vagina to melt.. the joker: .. neither do i .. okay.. dobay.. nitrogen-ammonia are a Two-face coupled reaction.. nitrogen is one face and ammonia is another... ahh.. maleic acid.. maleate.. oxalic acid.. oxalate.. Two-face has a differing or second disassociation constant.. naked mrs. Freeze a autoprotolysis constant... Nazi sodium.. Na 2# sodium.. Na 2+ sodium... hydrogen carbonate... K + not K2 rather K+ potassium hydrogen phalate.... saturated cyclic amines such as naked piperidine.. mike phenol.. mike phenol pthalein.. does your mutter no yor mike.. mr j: amphiprotic amino acids.. aliphatic amines... ammonium salts.. hydronium ions.. sodium Na 2+ hydroxide .. potassium K + hydroxide.. barium hydroxide.. we'll beat this flesh eating nanotech virus ..

Hi Savannah, Daniel Day Lewis, it's hanno, hanno raudsepp.  My address  is 41 o'neil crescent, Trenton, Canada.  Look up my address on the White pages in Canada on the internet under the name, Andres Raudsepp.  He's my father.  Look up - white pages - on the internet.  Then enter the name, - Andres Raudsepp -  and - Trenton - for city.  You'll find two cities of Trenton for that name, on in the States, the other in Canada.  My address, 41 o'neil crescent, is in Canada.  Come meet me.

Bruce felt no autmuns in mornings cast in the monring of Gotham harbour in the night of gleans emmessage of the idea of night ngamles mlaent of then night of nighteningales ideation into the nightingales of hanno this is may midnight cast of hanno if i can work with you maybe we see this is the night of you are my friend forever of the night of wait here it is you are me i am you we can work toeghether and i can this is the righteousness of life we can wait okay dobay we are the it is okay right lie likeseee we can this is mr j either int the ienose dhtei oekay doliektheisowneishetish ioens eithsoeksay tisoneid athe theisoa tinsidoe the soaisneidhe aidoiaje we are then enver the saynme in the same ytheiaokaey is nthe name of the same oenf the oehtinsoekahy the aokeay the oakay the name of eht emaokay tme we ar finneagan os if the way of the agye in the sma eo fht eit is finished for the moement..

Marvel universe casting

naked Rogue - Savanna Samson

Arianne Zucker as the Enchantress (Thor villainess)

Michael Sabatino as Reed Richards aka Mr. Fantastic

Jessica Alba / Laura Leighton / Crystal Chappelle as Sue Storm aka Invisible Girl

Chad Michael Murray or Haydnn Christianson as Johnny Storm

Ben Affleck As Ben Grimm

The man who formerly played Ben Grimm in the last Fantastic Four movie as the X-men villain, the Shadow King

Mikey Jerome as Matt Murdock aka Daredevil

Hanno Raudsepp as the other Matt Murdock aka Daredevil

Tobey Maguire as “Virgil” Spider-man

Andrew Garfield as “Dante” Spider-man

Holly Madison as “Maddie” Spider-woman

Winona Ryder as “terrorist inveterate screw-up” bratty Peter Parker-esque Jessica Drew Spider-woman

One of the Olsen twins, sorry, not sure which one, and Kate Moss and Scarlett Johannson as the Scarlet Witch, “Wandering Wanda”

Cynthia Belleview as Moonstone/Moondragon, not sure exactly of the name of the villainess

Bruce Davison as Hydro man, the character he played in X-men 1

Scott Paulin as the Red Skull, with his minimalistic brilliance

Guy Gardnre was a pacifist.. Guy did not fight.. but Batman wanted him to kill.. to kil.. to kill Batman and Wonder Woman.. some demon n in BamTBatmn's heart wanted Bantam wanted Bamp-Bamp-Bamp Iago a wanted Batman never appeared he was a ghot ghost a phantom.. Batntam Bantam ah sort of abnat never appeared..

guy: rogue, you can't .. you can't .. you can't.. you can't jab kids with sharp objects.. you're your a kid yourself a juvenile delinquient kids look up to you stan lee did not write you like this..Guy Gardnre was a pacifist.. Guy did not fight.. but Batman wanted him to kill.. to kil.. to kill Batman and Wonder Woman.. some demon n in BamTBatmn's heart wanted Bantam wanted Bamp-Bamp-Bamp Iago a wanted Batman never appeared he was a ghot ghost a phantom.. Batntam Bantam ah sort of abnat never appeared.. Bantam is a kid rogue?... a black kid...

.. maybe there are surrel t beneificeint ghost in the tech in the computer.. succubi's in the computer.. whop help with d editing and thypt nake succib i thigh typogaorahpics..

    guy":     .. oh my god  rogue.. I'm sorry.. I;m sor sorry your smerdykaovok kavok tavistock.. your smerdyakov.. rogue is smerdyakov  rogue is Edward schixzo scisovaginascinsoorhands..

  .. did you rogue stick sharp ojboects into objects int ehe he the enchantresss.. no smerdyakov isnkinsnijinksy samerdyiavkov niginiksy Nijinsky niggerininksky sorry children sometimes expreimient with the word,, the word exmperiment is a horrible word become it means lingiuistic expmerimentation.. I guy am more than a nigger bloke can bear.. smerdaykov doesn't stick sharp objects in to enchantresses.. he like s how they play with golden lassos.. for their naked bodies are golden nal asslassos.. ilike saying that .. enchantresses succibui enchantresses nude bodies are golden lassos.. oh god..

guy: i can't I DCAN”T Stick csharp ogjcobjects into wonder into her winot woman.. i;m nort not g'notrt i'm not evil scum

Blue Beetle, played by Ewen Bremer:   --e ee eee eeeh eeheech eecch yeh yeh eech rot in hell max
                                                     -=--- e ee eech   g'rotane wallt in hellish manmonmammornmax
                   

Blue Beetle, played by Ewen Bremer:   --e ee eee eeeh eeheech eecch yeh yeh eech rot in hell max

                                                   -=--- e ee eech   g'rotane wallt in hellish manmonmammornmax

                    -- eech eech rot the grot ninny nin nell max..

          eech rot the lott little lotta lulu l ul ii!!11 neaked nell max

eech ech crickket crikcet..lots louck with little luleu max..

eech grot lot luluhellmax..

eech eech lulu is in hellmax..

eeech.. grot lulu is in hell mezx majik magic manudemajikmzmazx

eech grotten nudemajik is tortured in hell manx...

eeech eech.. grotten rotten lort is in hellmax..

ececheehc.. g'nort is in hell max..

we've got to go help him..

max lord: okay, you first.

--- BLAM! ---

meanwhile

Gunbunny - riding a signature tail end rolloercoaster to Hell - wheee ..

Blue Beetle driving a dung-cart in Hell. “Pop goes the world”, Blue Beetle's song, is playing.

Blue Beetle: the dung beetle is back.. back in hell where dung-beelte's belong.. i'm lazyier than beele bailery bles bales of hay.. baily quarters was a naked lazy bitch.. who got drunk in cars.. >glug? here's to vegetables.... beetle bailey was no slouch though.. he knew how to fluff up stones of clay..

Maxwell Lord's half-phased out image and voice: “You okay, Beetle.”

Blue Beetle: “I'm okay, Max. I'm where I belong, wandering the subterrainian depths of Hell.”

Maxwell Lord: “Sorry, I didn't mean to hit you that hard.”

Blue Beetle: “That's okay. That's what Sergeant Snorkel said to my counterpart in the funnies.”

Maxwell Lord: “I'm really sorry.”

Blue Beetle: “That's cool. Beetles always come to life. They're a symbol of rebirth.

Maxwell Lord: ​”You can count on it. I'm working around the clock to make sure that happens. That we can free all the prisoners of Hell.”

Blue Beetle: Cool. For now, I'm your point-man. It's all good. Now, let's find Gunbunny.”

naked Gunbunny falls into hell.

Blue Beetle:  Gottcha!

 

magneto wanted to be there for children.. bu but he didn't undrsatsant understand ... he didn't understand.. he wasnt wanted he wanted wasnt wanted to be naeked naked for children.. so they would be safe.. but naked rogue.. she said a lot of things... Havok ws n't sure wahat she was saying .. she talked a lot to Haovk Havok.. but magneto was upset with her..

Scott Summers: I am Scot. A leader of nothing and many. Of many nothings. Of nothing many. The nothing of the x-men.. wait.. no.. it's just.. a man dies.. and you say it means nothing.. that was the x-men.. it's not.. uncanny..

Havok: we're starting this team from the ground up..

Scott Summers: you have.. a history with evil mutants..

Havok: always.. always..

Scott: who was she.. who was she..

Havok: a .. mystique.. a i can't tell her name..

Scot: it's okay.. it's okay..

Havok: i think.. we need a new history.. the evil mutant period is over.. it lasted forever.. it's time for – heh – good mutants..

Scott: yess.. yes..

Alex: so.. this man .. professor xavier.. how old is he..

Scott: hard to say.. hard to say.. he's recent.. in the wars.. i'm less recent.. a bit..

Alex: i'm also recent.. always recent .. as recent as him.. somehow.. i know.. i know many like him..

Scott: this mystique.. her name..

Alex: her name is different other than mystique.. she is an other..

on another planet

naked mystique: a naked other..

Alex: naked and whole she is

naked mystique: naked and empty am i.. a blude blood emptiness am i a naked i.. a blue black emptiness i am in butternude..

Alex: she just.. I think we needed a leader and i was it.. she's leader now..

Scott: this group .. troubles me..

Alex: but you're legal .. i'm not...

Scott: this group we're forming right now..

naked mystique on another planet: forming my naked body like an embryo... an x in time.. a wrinkle.. a shi'ar.. a brood embryo..

Scot: WHATTT???!!!

Alex: there are no brood embryos .. the brood are evil..

Scott: wait.. wait.. you're uncompromising.. i like that... but i'm .. not..

Alex: there are so many .. machines on earth.. i'm i've been to the next plane.. the days of future past.. machines machines nothing but machines.. in the midst of an organic eden.. an adam and eve eden.. nothing but machines.. organic tendrils of time octopus nude white queens are chess in game of machine war...

nude mystique on another planet: i know nude white queens between my nude breasts.. they are embryo chess pieces between my nude breasts.. they suck the nipple of my soul.. milknipple.. the milk of human kindness.. war.. war... war.............. war...

Alex: war.. war.. war..

Scott: i don't understand war.. i never will

Alex: that's why you're leader..

Scott: it.. it ... it .. it is a child murderer...

nude mystique coming forth from her other planet: nude mystique: nnnooooOOOOO!!!!!...?????....

 

Ms Marvel was naked often, Ms Marvel was naked most of the time. She just had to be, she HAD to. She had to for her fellowship with mutants. She was a mutant herself she felt, but was alienated from them, for she was a mutate, a verb not a nound. She mutates were in flux, they were seen as the future, and the mutants, all the horrible, racist terminology against mutants, they said they were stagnant, they said the were toxic waste, natures version of toxic waste, they horrifically, whoever “they” was, guests on “Politically incorrect”?, they/ “they”, were they mutants “they” mutants themselves?... phantom ghost guests on teh the show werhe where did they come from anyway .. who knew them outside the who show... were they speaking toxic genetic toxic wast ws wasteland ghost speech.. Ms marvel was a skeleton.. she was a mouldering flying politcial political corpse.. she was a decaying corpse of corrup dtecaying [politics... [[[....[..[.. corruption was the oozing eswsence essence of he s hersouls of her soul corrupt her soul... her sol soul soil soul was a stinking crops corpse.. her crop of soul.. her clod of sol soil was her soul... her sol soul defecated on the street... mtuan mutant protest.. on behalf o of demonized dogs and demonized dog owners.. were demonized dog owners the original mutants.. who carried clod pispoison in their souls.. from needing to care for lost animals.. for abandoned animals.. dog owners who cared for the homeless and were deom demoncracy doemon demonized theerreby therevy teh thereby... doom would save them .. doom would declare war on the wor ar wa war woalr warld wor .. doom would save the dog-owning mutans..mutants.. the dog-owniung owning mutants..

Naked White Queen.. naked white qyueen... was a attacked by her own telepathy... it her telepathy was like knives attacking her body.. she felt like Yawn in finnegans wake... do not flingamagic flingamagig me to the twolves.. she would cry out.. she had wanted to open a schol a school for children.. she had trouble with speelling.. because she was a child herself... a school for fishes.. likttle yngrie.. little yungfries.. but she ddidn't believes teh the storei the tales.. singsooswaasinwaaaahhhh!..snif-sniff- the tales o fwolves attacking children.. how could wolves.. with their tiny mouths.. attack chiildren.. ..a rrgh.. arrgh.. she was teeny.. she cried easilyl... like a chilud would who believed in sin waaahhh!.. could only crie.. she was naked and crying often.. her children ga came over to help her.. feel betee bettle better ..waaahhh!.. after one of her master-lan mat master plans failed.. hr hrt her plans bh her beautiful plans.. all crumblied to dust.. like snol wo wn womansnowlflakes in the win wind naked woman snowlfake s in the wind.. like tearts like naked woman tears in the naked woman rain.. she said naked woman often so often.. it helped hre her cries l lau-waahhhhhhh! Waafgghhh! Wa ha waha wah!.. oauhgh .. auh huh huh ahuh... wahhhh!.. hi it helpe d her crie less easily...

Havok: Berlin. Something happens to Berlin. Something.. unimaginable. Stay away from Berlin. Berlin is a holy city. But something .. something happens to holy cities. Something also happenned to Jerusalem.. Jesu pardon.. which Jesu pardon... Iago is a holy man... R Riago R I ago rebuild Berlin as Genosha.. Iagotown..

Wolverine was a poisoner. Suspicion. The Suspicions were was whether he was a pios o poisoner of souls.. opie.. whether he would piosly poison little opie.. who would he poison?.. mainly women.. many, mayny many women... he's like that.. just a drop of poison in the milk.. he was indsetructible anyway.. he was safe.. no death col clodc could harm him.. but he was redeemed at the end like Cary Grant.. no poisoner her... i mean he.. he don't know no poiso n from milk.. nosirree bob .. hee hee hee... rogue naked rogue helps him sometimes...

Wolverine is Nietszche. The raspy-voiced Wolverine is Nietszche in the Alps. Wolverine is Nietszche as Raskolnikov.

magneto: so war till the end of time my friend..

scott summers: the end my friend..

magneto: it doesn't have to be like this..

scott summers: i'm afraid.. it does..

magneto: but why.. why..

scot summers: because.. i'm not the way.. you are... and .. it means something.. it means.. i'm a mess.. just a mess... and you'r neat.. and implacable.. a neat helmet.. i don't wear a helmet.. i wear a visor.. which keeps my vision shot... a visor.. a z is a razor letter.. i call it a visor...

magneto: you're very conscientious about letters and words..

scott summers: i have to be.. to be leader of the x-men..

magneto: but.. i'm not as conscientious.. i feel the thoughts of magnetism.. but not the words of .. magnetism.. i mean.. heh.. you sense and feel words and speak them.. i only sense and feel thought.. the speed of thought is mine.. but the slow methodical consientiousness of words is yours.. yours is sartre.. mine is.. the nothingness of speed of einsteinian relativity..

scott summers: the amazing x-men

magneto: the amazing spider-man hehe... i need to meet him qquickly.. it's urgent.. it's a matter of the present..

scott summers: but.. it won't happen..

magneto: it won't?..

scott summers: i'm afraid time consigns us to be enemies..

magneto: but why why..

scott summers: because.. i'm not spider-man.. he's a criminal.. i'm not.. he knows the byways of crime like the back of his gloved velvet hand.. i don't.. he understands the webbing of the underground marshes of dante-esque depths... i don't.. he's been to tartarus.. i .. have..

magneto: you are such a young man.. cyclops.. cyclops.. a nice name... very nice.. and i am such an old man..

scott summers: the older i age the younger i get..

magneto: i know that feeling.. very well.. all too well

scott summer: we part as friends..

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magneto was the death of time in the magneto rising of her light to her body of liight wihch was a rscoll rolling scroll her butt was roliing her naked butt was a rollingscroll.. rogue was her naked butt in suruplus... in fructible surplus ... her nude butt was a meadow.. a flowery meadow.. flowery colours like twilightnudebutt of naked Rogue.. magneto needed her .. heheheee magneto you need my nude butt.. rogue please.. please my nude butt? Hee hee hee.. if you insist.. woowww!.... okay wait no i didn't say that i diont' talk like that i am an ididgnified irishman .. the irish don't talk about pleasing nude.. arrrgghh...okay roguelet's satart sartoris resaortis again... i am magneto i know magntism.. i know magento magnetom magenta.. i am not a happy joe.. i am a sad joe.. sad magneto.. verwy verwy vewy sad.. manta ray.. magneto.. what was my point.. the point of my nude butt? Stop it rogue.. sto p it i say.. okay.. let's start again.. i a have a point somewhere... i am supposed to be a leader of mutant synergy of ro or something ... to rooarrr rogue.. oboy i rogue know i am a cowardly lion... pleas rogue don't self-castigate. Cat cat cstigate.. i'm going to castigate my own nude BUTT... sigh if you insist.. no wait taht didn't com aout right..

Magneto: My war is not for the innocent. And you are an innocent, Rogue.

Rogue: (crying) I died my innocence. I died my innocence dead.

Magneto: What? You innocence is in bloom. You are a young woman and I am an old man.

Rogue: (smiling) You're young.

Magneto: Young in hope I was once and wish to be again. I am I don't it is me ...

Rogue: .. and meee....

Magneto: Prison. The send children to prison. And they- they call.. my island.. MY island.. a prison..

Rogue: They may have said the same thing about Hitler. I think he was a good man.

Magneto: The Nazis outlasted Hitler by sixty-four years. It may have mattered little to him if he was a good or bad man. His foundations lay on straw.

Rogue: I like him so much when he was signing all those autographs.

Magneto: That matters much in matters of goodness.

Rogue: What happenned to all the books they burned. All the history which was burned away and fort gorgon forgotten scrolls of memory.

Magneto: History ended. I mean, to be more enlightening, you probably know more about it than I. I spent to much time in a prison. I was a captured soldier at Dieppe.

Rogue: - quietly – What happened at Dieppe?.. dip.. dieeppe.. dieppee.. hee hee hee..

Magneto: The Canadians were ... forgotten.. they just.. vanished from the page of time... I'm quoting words of Ahmadinejad when he spoke of the present regime of Israel.. which is almost made up of cabinet members who are Dieeppe Dieeppe dieppe soldiers.. forgotten ministers... forgotten ghosts.. erased ghosts of history.. ghosts in a war machine.. a machine which .. i once.. invented at a table in my study.. as I watched Ben Gurion on TV talk about setting up a techno-state a techno-culture.. a techno-military.. tekwar..

Rogue: Genosha is .. soo.. so .. different.. Genosha is .. real..it's pure.. i MEAN.. real... sorry for saying pure..

Magneto: There are words which sorrow sorry sorrow for sorryly for their years in the manger..

Rogue: I was born in a manger.. like Christ.. like Jesus.. which Jesu pardon.. V.. B.. bANTAM WAS jesUS JESUS JROKER JESUES batnam bantam was joker jesus..  A LOUD JESUS.. WHY DO black men talk loudly anyway...

Magneto: Did Jesus feel he had to pardon himself for his birth.. like a Hitler?...

Rogue: People blame the Inquisition and the Crusades on Christ..

Magneto: Edmund Muntzer was a real militant Christian. Or was it Edward.. I forget..

Rogue: Munzter... munzer mint.. mintzer .. pincer.. PENIS .. - her voice shatters – what, what did I say that for?...

Magneto: There's nothing wrong with the word.. it has been demonized by Nazi agencies.. feminist agencies...

Rogue: - crying relentlessly – what is wrong with me.. what am i doing.. i just like saying.. things.. i just liked saying it... why?...

Magneto: You're an innocent.. innocent as a babe.. I will never let them call Genosha a prison again. War machines will fall into the ocean before that happens again...

rogue was downtrodden neem naked rogue .. nemesis .. nemean lion.. hercules.. the devil.. his due.. rogue gave the devil his due.. naked rogue gat gt gat git gatv ge gave the deivil his due.. gee was a power pack member the leader the Cyclops.. gee.. gee...gee... geez.. a child

Havok: .. i like.. winds of excess.. i feel.. the winds.. i perpetually feel the winds.. of motion .. of motion excess... blake talked of excess and the gates of perception..

nude rogue: i know.. i know.. but i think..

Havok: windy intestines.. windy sensations.. a windy plunging sensations.. i feel the liking of it.. the internal winds of time metabolism..

nude rogue: .. - crying – i like it too.. i like it too... it's visceral.. right.. that's the word..

Havok: .. yes.. i wish i had.. more of the visceral..

nude rogue: .. oh i wish it too.. my nude belly rumbles.. i so wish it.. for you..

Havok: .. my sonar avalanche is in my stomach..

nude rogue: in my stomach too.. i have an avalanche in my stomach.. our powers meet..

Havok: i feel sonar feel the winds.. and time it is always time.. i feel the metabolism of time..

nude rogue: my metabolism of my nude body..

Havok: we are meta-humans..

nude rogue: i am a human nude body..

Havok: sonar time.. wind time.. i feel the winds of time..

nude rogue: i feel.. i feel it always..

Havok: but time goes on .. time winds go on as time slows to a creeping.. and become creeping winds..

nude rogue: my nude body creeps..

Havok: and the time is not meant to be a creeping thing..

nude rogue: my vagina is a creeping thing..

Havok: time as time.. but as time winds on times the times creep apace. . the pacing of the times..

nude rogue: OH GOD.. the times..

Havok: .. yes.. - gravely – yes.. they name all the horrid newspapers to time.. to claim time.. to make a real-estate claim on time.. newspapers seek time.. to devour and digest it.. so it doesn't process agent.. so time can't go on.. so the newspapers stop it.. put a cork to time.. time a bottle to put a cork to.. by newspapers..

nude rogue: my tiny nude body resides in a bottle.. with a message in it..

Havok: .. a newspaper awash

nude rogue: my nude body awash..

Havok: a newspaper by the sea..

nude rogue: OH God.. my nude body by the sea.. the sea my nude body foaming..

Havok: i feel the foam of time in my belly nothing but foam..

nude rogue: what?.. there is foam in my belly which is so cruel and grasping.. it seizes my digestive organs..

Havok: mine too..

nude rogue: but.. why?.. i kept you waiting so long.. so long..

Havok: you were in prison..

nude rogue: but .. but.. but.. i kept you waiting

Havok: .. foam grows of waiting..

nude rogue: .. and.. and .. i never came..

nude mystique: the pregnancy of my belly is a time forgotten.. a crime forgetten.. the pregnancy of my belly is crime.. eternal crime.. i am crime.. eternal crime.. i know spider-man..

Peter Parker: hi there..

nude mystique: hehe.. hi spidey..

Peter Parker: so we're younguns in the focus of the camera lens.. i mean.. oh no.. camera's and me don't mix.. oh no oh no..

nude whisky nude mistake nude mysique nude mystique: crying wailing – i'm sorry .. i'm sorry.. it's my fault.. ALL my fault..

Peter Parker: no no weren't you listening.. everything EVERYTHING is my fault.. the way it's supposed to be.. there are so many spider-men so there's plenty.. oh no.. i mean .. lost lots' of blame.. no.. lots of fault volcanic fault to go around .. no oh no..

nude mystique: wailing- you're young .. you're so young..

peer parker: i am a peer of many .. i am peer the qinty peer the quinty... i am quit quits.. no a i m quint.. i am gint i am git i am gnit.. hoily bioly me blizzard him sluggard.. i am hoitely hungery... gint.. peer gint said that me.. mmeeeee..

nude mystique: i love you... so much.. you always make me smile.. hehehe..

peer parker: heheehee

nude mystique: my butt is moist right now..

peer parker: whooaaa...

Wolverine: .. i am.. feral.. i am.. a slave.. a perpetual slave... a am.. cecil b. Demille.. i carry stones.. big stones.. big rocks.. but to destroy houses not build them.. fleshpots of egypt.. urns of waterspring.. urns of heaven.. i have drunk of watersprings and it did not taste like poison.. it is said that you should expect poison from the standing water but i wasn't so sure.. i'm still not.. but i ask myself.. does the water put me to sleep.. does it?.. and i don't realize.. fleshpots of egypt... the suave and sinuous.. i am a suave and sinuous gentleman.. i am cary grant.. just younger... i think.. i assume.. i can assume.. safely.. i am younger than my age.. much younger.. much, much younger.. for its my mutant power.. its my mutant healing factor... but Cyclops once told me.. strangely.. that my whole mutant healing factor was geared and channelled toward curing cancer.. toward curing breast cancer... i was totally unaware of this and still am... i didn't like that feeling .. at all.. when he told me.. it never felt like cancer.. or a healing of it.. like my healing factor was a tree in bloom.. of cancer.. .. .. .. virag?.. did i do a virag?..

naked athena: .. i knew appollo .. he was much like you.. i was much like him.. but i always thought it was a woman's place.. to be like him.. only a woman's place..

wolverine: they try to make women like.. woman like me..

naked athena: but you're raskolnikov.. you told me you were raskolnikov.. that you had a writer who wrote you as.. raskolnikov.. these.. these women are not .. are nothing like raskolnikov..

wolverine: no.. they're not..

naked athena: they're not deep..

wolverine: i always aspire to be deeper.. it's my adamantanium soul which always aspires for adamantanium depths.. i ... am... adamant..

naked athena: where is your lover.. naked mary ann..

wolverine: .. she's been gone.. a while.. since i can remember..

naked athena: .. i wish she'd been with you..

wolverine: .. she was.. unremmittingly.. but i wasn't sure who she was.. we're both telepaths.. all mutants are.. by degrees.. i honestly always wished to know who she was..

naked athena starts crying and wailing and moaning and writhing naked on the ground..

nakednude Rogue: My two nude breasts are sinc/sincpulse sinch sincronypulemuy nude breasts.. my two nude breasts are zinc and copper: dielectric... dielectric nude breasts... my nipples are electrodes.. I an naked livewire... i i.. i i .. i .. copper and zinc electrodes.. my chest is a galvanic cell...my breasts communicate a flow of electricity between themselves.. my puvis my pubis electrochemistry misty eletion election of nude rogue rogeu to power.. electrochemisty of nude pubis of nude rogeu nude rogue.. but there is a third of conduction beside pubis.. a junction potential.. my pubic hair pubis is a fritted disc.. a fritted vagina.. a scapula.. this device takes a variety of forms.. gyrations of my nude butt.. my vagina is shorthand shorthouse .. my vagina is a shorthand notation nate.. vagina nomenclature.. a vagina culture.. a zinc sulfate solution.. a salf .. a salt bridge.. a salty vagina.. a salt nude bride.. a pillar of salt .. a salty vagina.. a natural logarithm.. salt in vagina.. sinc.. silver sabled vagina.. logarithms now nude rogue beaten path down into pubis.. logarithms to base ten nude female divinities.. logarithms to basteionnude rogue.. logarithms to baste nude rogue.. logarithms to base ten derivities derivitives of vagina tendrilss.. media tendrils.. nude medea tendreils... the financial nude rogue calculus of my nude body.. financial calcified my chapped strapping body.. financial calculus my calcus my nude nude body.. financial calculus is my nude body.. a silver half-reaction of my nude body... cadmium ions.. i am a cad.. ia i am a nernst io ia.. nude io bit by a gadfly.. silly moths.. my nude breasts are a silly reactions.. my nude breasts a a a are a coupled reaction.. oxidation- reduction.. ox ic.. N >glugg< nude merogue.. nude me elemental.. discharge of a cell.. changes in potential.. ahh.. my nude breasts.. my nude breasts.. my naked breasts.. ahh.. my nude breasts.. ahh.. equilibrium.. my naked butt is balance-d.. my nude breasts and buttocks are balanced... my nude breasts and naked buttocks are polar opposites..ahh my breasts..my nude breass..breasts.. my nude breasts.. breass.. breath.. finallynudemerogue.. my nude body is harmony..

Bruce Wayne: “I'm rusty on my reading. This zodiac of gangs- what were my last thoughts on it. That they function like a computer virus, devising all contexts about them. That they have come together through happenstance destiny, that all gangs of history whether Royalist or sans-cullote, the encompassive a's and b's of the gang integral, Fouche feminism, have culminated in Gotham by a kind of domino affect/effect of insane orginazational logistics in perfect or as perfect as possible crystalline utopia of organizational topology of unprecedented self-referential complexity. Hmmh. These gangs pride themselves justly in having no stringent hiearchy, but rather having a rotating central stage axis around which hierachies dance, that this gang architecture within the grandest architecture in Gotham itself have adopted the organizational topology of a hemoglobin molecule, a planetary globe, and call the invisible axis binding them all together their ruling authority, their blindly leading authority, leading by an inevitable bass bowels timbre of trajectory by preordained vico regulations and coordination” - cue Yeats, you probably know which famous quote about mere anarchy.

Alfred: “A formidable adversary for an man to task himself with unravelling. Some tea, green tea, master Bruce, to await such selfsaid task for a true Royalist of the quintessential variety.”

.. nude Orora, nude Storm, knew the call of the storm. The storm was a voice. All the phenomena of the weather voices calling to her soul. She had climate schizophrenia. Voices tremoured her nude body. Her nude body quivered, trembled, rumoured, shimmered, shook, shattered with the voice of the storm. Her nude body shattered with voice. Her nude soul shimmered, like a quavering rainbow. Her stomach was an earthquake. She controlled or was controlled by all the weather through her stomach, through a/the voice in her stomach. Her stomach was a voice.

Havok's voice was a soul. A soul which was Ragnorack, Was Havok a norse god, a God? Was he someone who seduced, enchanted with his voice. Was his voice an enchantment. Like the voice behind the burning bush calling moses. Listening. His voice was a listening, like God's voice. A listening to winds, to weathers. His voice tremoured with listening, with rushing rivers of listening. His voice, his soul, could feel the listenings. Listening like mountain-streams in a mountain. Was his voice a mountain> Was there the stillness of emptiness of a mountain to his voice.

Naked Rogue was fleeing from truth, perpetually fleeing from truth. A perpetual nude flight from truth was Rogue. Her nude body gushed forward, like gushing nude waterbody nude Rogue from a rock when struck. Was naked Rogue a wound in a mountain?, a wound in a stone> Was her nude body made of stone. Had she absorbed her own nude body as stone from naked nude Ms. Marvel. Had that death-battle turned her nude body to stone, like a naked Medusa gaze. Had the battle with nude Ms. Marvel been a nude Medusa gaze. A gaze into naked Rogue's soul which couldn't yet gaze back except as a sonic bloom/boom flight into Nasa. Naked Rogue's nude body was a quivering stone, a wounded stone. Forever her flamboyant naked breasts and inflated nude body would gush forth.

Cyclops was a petty telepath. He could but ill see. His telepathy mind was closed freemason's eye, an eye to the winking. Cyclops winked at destiny. The German was said to squint at his soul. How – could- Cyclops see? HE could not see without red sunglasses. His eyes were forever winked shut. His vision was a closed eye. A sea of red.. A see of red. A visions see. A visor's sea. A see of harbour. Ridiculous. A keen sense was his eye. To keen for vision, for direct vision. An angular optics was his vision. His eye was trigonometry.

.. nude Dazzler felt her quintessence a frivolous soul. Abysses of frivolity. Her frivolity was her passion- her Iago passion. She aspired to be an Iago. She wanted her nude breasts double-plumed with knavery. A knavish soul was she. More knave than foolish. She had foolishness nevertheless crawling, coagulating like foam within her breast. The cruel, crawling foam; her cruel breasts. Naked Alison's breasts like foam, her breasts like cruel foam. Alison dances naked. To her light circuses. She danced naked in circuses. Sound to light. Sounds of circus to lights of breasts. Her breasts were abysses of frivolity, abysses plunging into naked Alison's black soul. Alison's nude butt danced with the weather, the weather of sunlight. Her nude butt danced with the sun. Alison was a nude sun. She was nude sound. She was nude. Alison was dazzling nude Dazzler. Alison was nude.

 

Magento... Magent.. Maleficient... Magneto was.. ancient.. Like Michael/Matthew Fassbender's Macbeth. An ancient Scot. An ancient play. An ancient play was the holocaust. It trembled on the stage. Nude Rogue. The mists of time. Nude Rogue's body. Mists. Magneto had seen the death of time. The mists of death. A furnace mist. A furnace was his heart. He could not feel without this furnace. The depths of a ship, of a Titanic, of a Genosha citadel, of a Phantom Opera house. Furnace-heart. The fuelling underground. All the underground fuels and natural resources were HamletMagneto's destiny his goal. Art thou there, trupenny. You heare this fellow in the cellerage. Let us then shift our ground. ... Ssswweeaaarrreee....Natural gas. All which lay buried like King Hamlet beneath the earth was Magneto's heart. His buried heart, trupenny. Were his heart and his soul seperate things?

Professor X was a man of heavens, of telepathic heavens, of telepathic skies. Which stopped at the sky and could not reach outer space. His phantom face, his ghost face, was in the clouds. Astral heavens. Astral clouds. Sky astral. Clouds were his mind, clouds were his ambition, castles in the sky, supported by telepathy, and more clouds, clouds of cerebrations, clouds of Freud, clouds of mythology. He was an idealist, or an abstract thinker. Clouds were abstraction. Clouds of Olympus. His heart was a cloud. His heart and his soul were the same thing. Ruskin. Naked Athena. Naked Queen of the Air. The cloud-like consciousness. We never see anything clearly. Such was Professor X's, Xavier's, aspiration, for the naked Athena in the naked clouds. Naked Cloud was a comic book character. A dim ambition was Xavier's books, his book study, his scholarship. Brown cinematography was his dusty books, his brown-tinted bookshelves. Naked Emma, naked White Queen and her echelons of castle-rich bookshelves, books upon books like mountains in her mountain interior study, books to reach into the millenea. Fuzzy books. Fuzzy thinking. Fuzzy logic.

nude Rogue: Magneto, how are you?

Magneto: Intact.

nude Rogue: You've been fighting so long, for centuries it seems.

Magneto: I never meant this battle to last into your lifetime.

nude Rogue: I am this battle. It's always been me.

Magneto: I am to blame. I am to blame for all battles. I am to blame for World War 2.

nude  Rogue: (crying) No, no, you're not.

Magneto:

 

 

Naked magneto: the warsome ways of nude fulvia.. the war of a hair's breadth.. the tinsel-town hair.. tinsel as snowflaake snowlake snowfleake snowflaeke hair.. as the hair ofa snowman.. an am a snowman of the abominable kind.. of the abominable variety.. i am bono..

nude rogue: i looovvee bono..

naked magneto: that's me.. all right.. the being to love.. a hearts a many in doves of war.. many loves in war.. many doves in war.. warsome hair.. warsome doves...

nude rogue: my heart is a warsome dove..

magneto: many hearts are yours.. you are a nude woman of many hearts...

nude rogue: of many nude hearts..

naked magneto: freaks and geeks.. greeks.. and freaks.. and.. geeks.. and.. and.. geeks.. greeks.. a debit crisis i crisis.. a debt crisis in geekdom in harry knowles website..

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Mr. Fantastic: The Book. The Book. The Book of the dead. Egypt. The Book of egypt. The Book which is my heart. A dead heart. I did it all – on purpose. I engineered their doom for alchemy, for genetic alchemy, for biological alchemy. Wait- wait – those papers, those papers i merely glanced at – the Shwarz-cauchy theorum

nude invisible girl: im nude and crouching.

Mr Fantastic: Thos papers, those papes, thos pipes, no those papers they- were they the WERE – Victor's I remember now.. clearly.. i was walking a street, found his dorm, it was empty, found his papers, hungry, hunger, hunger for knowledge, stole a glance at them.

Nude invisible girl: and glanced my nude pubis stole my nude body from myself, made it invisible, with a glance.. teehee

Mr Fantastic: and then.. the theorum – it was key .. i had the book in my mind .. all finished.. and the book.. was a starship.. already designed.. a book designed to take us to.. the dead zone.. a talisman a denibstein a demonstone the anti-matter zone and that's where we got our powers..

nude invisible girl: the anti-matte zone was cool .. i liked it..

mr fantastic: but... i took us to the antimatter zone.. and it.. rearranged our molecules..

nude invisible girl: if only i'd brought my costume with my nude butt my nude body so its molecules could have also been rearranged- but i was nude at the time- so exotic erotic nude in a starship didn't bring ANY clothes along on the voyage..

Mr. fantastic: I brough us.. to a realm of fantasy,.. to a magazine.. i brought us to the world's greatest comic magazine.. i turned us all into.. a magazine.. into magazines... into 2-d fiures.. fissures.. into 2-d figures..

nude invisible girl: that's me invisible and nude all right, i'm mud .. and nude..

mr fantastic: so my book became a spaceship, like a naked wonder-imp transformation like a nintendo character i became nintendo my mind became.. nintendo..

nude invisible girl: - crying – we all did – we all became nintendo ninny-nanny nintendo..

mr fantastic: Doctor Doom – we have to go see him, we – I have to find out.. what that theorum.. meant..

 

 

 

Doctor Doom: I am William blake. The anti-matter zone was the dreaming. A dreaming i awakened from – recently, so recently. The anti-matter zone is .. a glitch. It is te realm of annihilus, a glitch, . Annihilus.. a son of a glitch..

Doctor Doom: as william blake, i documented the anti-matter zone. As william james, i documented its religious passions, and myself... as demonically bereft of religious passion.. as a witch.. as a urizen.. myself as a urizen.. witch urizen.. season of the witch urizen..

doctor doom robot: mr fantastic has arrived..

doctor doom: good. Let him in..

Mr fantastic: a i seek a ghost.. myself..

doctor doom: i.. i know the feeling..

nude invisible girl: - walking in - : - crying teensy tears in gush - : i'm – i'm always a ghost..

doct doom: .. no.. no.. your nudity is your invisibility.. nothing ghost-like.. nog nothing ghost-like at all.. want some egg nog..

doctor door

doctor doom

doors of perception

nude invisible girl: thant tjaml thank you so much.. you think? My emotions always feel.... so ghost-like..

doc doom: that's why i wear armour.. we are much alike you and i .. we have you and i have inner fires..

nude invisible girl: - crying in gratitude – thank you so much..

 

 

Dream director - Martin Scorcese

Musical score by John Powell and John Ottman

 

Dream cast

Daniel Day-Lewis is Magneto / Eric Magnus

 

Patrick Stewart is Professor Xavier

James Marsden is Cyclops

Hugh Jackman is Wolverine

Savannah Samson is Rogue

Francesca Lodo as Storm aka Orora

Juliette Lewis as Jean Grey aka Marvel girl

Hanno Raudsepp as Havok

Winona Ryder as the White Queen aka Emma Frost

 

Liam Neeson as the Black King aka Sebastian Shaw

Holly Madison as Ms. Marvel

Holly Madison as Mystique

Ian McKellan as Noam Chomsky in the X-men universe

Bridgette Marquardt as Dazzler

Kendra Wilkinson as Jubilee

 

Ethan Hawke as Nightcrawler

Same actors as previous as Iceman, Angel and Pyro. Sorry, I should really know their names.

Harry Knowles as the urbane, well-spoken “Blob”, in quotation marks

Bruce Davison as Senator Walker

Jaye Mohr as Gyrich, the disaster crowd-control guy, who makes sure all of the disastrous battles involving the X-men are contained to limit casualties

 

Gyrich: You're not well, Magneto.

Magneto: I survived one holocaust. I refuse to survive another. I will.. never.. be..... well.

Gyrich: I want you to stay alive.

Magneto: No man... as me... is alive.

Long pause.

Gyrich: Just make sure you don't kill anyone. It's my job to make sure you don't.

Magneto exits the room.

Michael Tarshi as Cable, the protector of children, which Michael Tarshi was in the parallel reality. We have a long history.

Elizabeth Berkeley can play one the twentyish, thirtyish teenagers he protects. She can probably figure out which character on X-force she is.

naked rogue had been abused much as a kid. She had never understood her own proclivities for sensation, sensation climbing upward in her as a girl-kid as if attaining by then thereby maturity, as if some confusion of moraling sensation in her body as a teen-girl had reached for flagrance in her body-demeanour and she had liked a lost free-in-hell-but-free look like no-care I'm alone and moral by my aloness as much as a rampaging situation about me will let me myself as such all me naked and alone as me naked rogue all in moral solitude no one elses.

Faust was a doctor. It was- what was it? A licence to kill? He had made a deal with the devil- the medical establishment. They were in the practice of slow murder. It was a willful neglect of obvious truths. A misdiagnosis of an illness which would be a death sentance if it had been true- blank, blank- was a matter to be forgotten. Forgotten forgotten. Forget forgetfullness. She was forgotten back into the hands of those who had mistakenly diagnosed a death sentance illness for her. Now that she was back in their hands, she was in deep pain again. She was Gertrude. She is my mother. The mobled queen with a disease which was a mote to trouble the mind's eye, the mind's eye of the “professionals”. She troubles them. They don't know how to cure her. It was only an ulcer. An ulcer. But she's been lying in bed in hospitals for at leas three months now. Her legs are wasted away. How can she even start walking? She was supposed to be brought to a physical rehab where she would, through swimming exercises in shallow pools, regain the motility of her legs. She has often said swimming is the best form of exercise. But she was brought back to incompetent hospitals instead, and the one she was in for months refused to let her go.