I am the Hugh Grant Max Lord...

I am the Hugh Grant Max Lord... and I recently found out that their never was a Russian Revolution in 1917, in 1918... or probably even in 1905.. I recently found out that the very first time their ever was a revolution in the whole history of Russia .. was in .. was it.. 1989...?.. in the very late eighty's.. when Boris Yeltsin, future Stalinist Boris Yeltsin.. personally led the very first Russian Revolution that has ever happened in the history of human civilization.. He is the Boris Yeltsin who.. almost as the most benevolent, kindliest of afterthoughts.. gave the Baltic State their freedom and said simply and basically that the Baltic States were no longer involved with .. that the Soviet Union no longer had any authority or rulership whatsoever over the Baltic States.. that, simply put, the Baltic States were now free countries and no longer lived under the tyranny of the Soviet Union.. Boris Yelstin said this and it was one of the very first things he said right after the success of the first Russian Revolution in the history of Russia.. the Russian Revolution of the very late eighties..

.. But .. I was so idealistic and naive when I was a teenager, when I was a teenager named Max.. Max Lord.. that I honestly believed their had been the happiest of Russian Revolutions in the late 1910's.. and it.. was like a blank space in the middle of Russia .. this simply non-existant Russian Revolution.. that simply did not exist in history.. everything written in countless Russian history books about the Russian Revolution is like a great, epic Russian novel.. the greatest Russian work of fiction ever written in the history of Russia.. the work of Lionel Kochen, Orlando Figues, E. H. Carr.. all together comprise a great epic work, a novel written by novelists, E. H. Carr, Orlando Figues, and Lionel Kochen who together wrote the Greatest Russian fictional novel in the history of Russia.... something Tolstoy would have liked to have achieved.. the title of this teh greatest fictional novel.. in the history of Russia.. almost as long as Marcel Proust's "Remembrance of Things Past".. the title of this greatest of Russian novels is, "The Russian Revolution"....