A final scene of Hanno Ridal Raudsepp as Lazlo, Count Dracula based on the great Roderick Anscombe work.. in a movie directed by Bernard Rose... Lazlo and his gentle, beautiful wife Elizabeth are at the drawing room citadel of .. "The Hellfire Club" of the 1700's, or 1750's.. or of the Illuminatti of Bavaria, founded by Weishaupdt...

Lazlo: .. ".. oh yes.. she is rather delightful Anna Oaks is...."

Anna Oaks (Sadie Frost) :.. ".. ahh.. is it someone's bridal shower.."

Elizabeth  Drac, Lazlo's wife (Winona Horowitz Ryder) is being given many presents and gifts..

Elizabeth Drac (Winona Ryder) : .. ".. Why.. THANK you.. thank you so much!.."

Lazlo: ..".. ahh.. yes that's my beautiful wife, Elizabeth.. you see how grateful she is when anyone gives her gifts..."

Anthony Hopkins is in another drawing room, looking on at the proceedings, looking pensive, panic-stricken...

the scene continues..

Lazlo is rushing to meet Anthony Hopkins..

Lazlo: .. "Sir Antony, it's my wife, Elizabeth, I think she's in frightful danger.. I think she's in terrible, terrible danger.."

Sir Antony: .. ".. okay.. Lazlo..okay.. okay.. take four breaths.. try to visual the breathing of an oyster.. sorry.. that's an allegory.. it's the cavities in the face.. sorry.. i'll show you.. their are cavities.. singing chambers .. in the forehead.. here... here.. here.. now the diaphragm.. we want to breath from both above and below the diaphragm.. I'm sorry to say it thus.. so sorry.. it's rather crass... their is so much dead air.. like garbage .. that accumulates in the diaphragm that we don't use.. I'm going to help you use that dead air.. so ALL the air is used when you breath as you speak.. please be patient with a panicking old man.. okay... say.. "bah dah".. "

Lazlo: .. ".. bah dah.."

Sir Antony: .. ".. tickey.. tickey tembo.."

Lazlo: ..".. tickey tickey tembo.."

Sir Antony: .. ".. okay walk four steps.. sorry.. exactly four steps in my directions.. then walk four steps exactly four steps perpendicular to me.."

Lazlo does..

Sir Antony: .. ".. okay.. say.. "la shenk"..

Lazlo: ..".. la shank.."

Sir Antony: .. ".. okay.. you're done.. good luck.. their.. their Illuminatti.. they're the Illuminatti of Bavaria.."

Lazlo:.. ".. thank you, Sir Antony, I will take my leave.."

Sir Antony: .. ".. well said, Lazlo Drac, well said.."


scene written by William Mackenzie for the screenplay for Bernard Rose-directed, "Lazlo, the story of Count Dracula".. screenplay by William Mackenzie... based on the novel by Roderick Anscombe...

.. I really, really hope Johnny Depp can play this role.. role of Lazlo.. in Bernard Rose's movie.. I hope it works out, Johnny...