Their's a Poison ivy, played by Amber Heard, who looks like Amber Heard, who is a woman, rather than being a plant-clone.. like Amy Chu's Poison ivy.... and the Amber Heard Poison ivy.. poisons men .. and women.. with Methanol.. her aphrodisiac drug is Methanol.. or wood alcohol...

... it's a bit like inhaling carbon gas-exhaust fumes... the man affected by Poison ivy's Methanol.. feels a moral hierarchical passion to become.. a Phantom.. Poison ivy's Methanol transforms, transfigures, men into.. aristocrats.. into Aristocratic men.. it is thru Poison ivy's drug, Methanol, that men find themselves, the men meet themselves, that men seek and fulfill self-reconciliation, that men complete a circuit to themselves, an Angel-circuit, that men became Angels and Phantoms, for Phantoms are Angels.. this makes Poison Ivy feel bad.. for Poison ivy believes Angels are equal with God.. and they have ... absurd film critics have made unconscionable comments about Angels.. Angels are the Aristocrats of Heaven.. they are not "God-lite"... if Angels are the Civil Servants of Heaven.. they are Civil Servants at the level status of Secretary of State and Secretary of Defence and CIA director of Heaven... They are Phantoms.. all men are Phantoms to Amber Heard Poison ivy.. and the impetus goal of these Men-Phantoms is to rescue young girls .. to rescue little girls.. and young girls.. from the most horrific Captain Ocean Volcanic Mordor Apocalypse Tartaturus-horror of OCD that ever has been visited upon young girls.. a form of OCD far, far worse, if such a thing is imaginable, than the OCD which afflicted young boys and young men in the 1990's.. the OCD of these young girls .. and little girls.. is so horrific.. so like a cold, frozen iron prod into the intestines of these young and little girls.. that these men who willingly become Phantoms due to the gentle courtesy of Amber Heard Poison ivy's drug.. Methanol.. Wood Alcohol... that these Phantoms.. these Men.. live their whole lives to be nothing but Phantoms.. who can resurrect these OCD damned, and deserved-damned girls who are creatures of real guilt, of guilt based on REAL EVENTS... that these men / phantoms.. live their whole lives to resurrect these guilt-twelve-deadly-plagues-of-Egypt young girls into a state where these young girls.. laugh.. for the first time in their lives... feel happy.. that these young girls can giggle giddily.. for hours.. and feel happy.. feel ecstatic.. and good..

.....    THE PHANTOM ....

... Joss Whedon's...

                "Defenders of the Earth"...

.... Flash Gordon..... The Phantom.... Mandrake the Magician.... Doc Savage...

.. Chad Michael Murray plays Flash Gordon's son...

.. versus Ming the Merciless.. played by an Oriental-looking Alan Rickman..

... DEFENDERS....


 .. medusa .. medusa frank ...