Ahania (Hanno Jason Leigh): ..".... only the two.. first seasons of "Cheers"... matter .. are of any relevance.. at all.. at all.. their were two... their were two.. two first seasons of "Cheers".. not one .. but... but two.. the first of these two first seasons was the very first appearance of Shelley Long as Diana Chambers.. teh.. the second of these two first seasons.. was the very first appearance.. of Rebecca Howe (Kirstie Alley).. butcher, mutilate.. eradicate from the very fabric of time and space.. every.. other .... season... of "Cheers"... that exists.. in the very fabric of time and space.. in the whole history of human .. civilization.. for Rhea Pearlman.. for.. for Rhea Pearlman..."...